Favorite Junk Foods

[A-Stump]

I don't eat a lot of junk food but I love instant noodles. Indomie is the best tbh

Instant noodles are a favorite of mine too. Maruchan used to make an extra onion curry flavor that was amazing but I can't find it anymore.

 

[Lunete]

Reeses cups my nigga

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Cake.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sour Patch Kids are the fucking bomb. They're both colorful and sour.
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Not sour enough, sadly. Pretty good anyway.

Indomie noodles are amazing. Have to order them online now because they aren't very popular in my area. Guess I'll risk food poisoning from counterfeits. Also love the large spicy Tina's burritos. Usually drown them in salsa verde then eat it with a fork. It's like an enchilada if you removed the cheese and replaced it with salsa verde.

Dark chocolate belvita sandwich cookies, spicy chips, salt and vinegar, those shitty microwave pizzas, chicken tenders smothered in spicy sauce, these spicy foldable lollipops a friend introduced me to recently. Think they are called Slaps.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Chinese take out. Long ass menu of things that all taste pretty much the same and will all make you shit rivers, and I love all of it.

Pizza is very overrated. It's nice and all, but at the end of the day it's cheese and bread and some tomato. Maybe some addings... but nothing fancy.

You haven't had good pizza then. It's deceptively simple, but if you've ever tried to make it at home you'd know how easy it can be to fuck it up. Also I'll put on my stereotypical New York dickhead hat (a yankees one) and point out that most of America basically eats cardboard with cheese on it and calls it pizza. OG guido pizza is some next level shit.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I just love everything about these, and they have major nostalgia vibe for me too.

Although if I'm sitting down to a movie or something, where I need a "munchable" type thing...

Yup. I am that much of a southern redneck that these are unironically my jam, and, again, also quite nostolgic.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Snacks: Doritos, Fritos, Party/Chex Mix, potato chips in general
Fast food: Chicken nuggets/tenders, pizza, fries
Desserts: Ice cream, brownies, cupcakes

I have very simple tastebuds.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I love American Chinese food. Absolutely awful for you, but it’s my kryptonite.

if we’re talking about snacks, I do like chips and salsa or that Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

I am an absolute slut for those gosh damn lofthouse cookies.
Those, Doritos, brownie bites, and sour cream and cheddar ruffles are what i'd die a happy girl with.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

I love American Chinese food. Absolutely awful for you, but it’s my kryptonite.

if we’re talking about snacks, I do like chips and salsa or that Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip

Oh yeah, Crab Rangoon, fried wontons and some General Tso's....

Snacks - that Smartfood Flamin' Hot popcorn, nachos with pickled jalapenos. Salsa Verde Doritos too but they are hard to find these days.

 

[CrystalRoserade]

sour candies, and sweet chili doritos. got my first taste of sweet chili doritos in high school and was immediately hooked. also, double chocolate donuts.

 

[Slimy Time]

Chocolate, any kind. I really don't like sweets, but I am a pervert when it comes to chocolate. Unlike my taste in women, I don't discriminate. White, dark, anything inbetween, filling or not. Give me chocolate and I am happy.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I love American Chinese food. Absolutely awful for you, but it’s my kryptonite.

if we’re talking about snacks, I do like chips and salsa or that Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip

Chicken chow fun is like my ultimate drunk food. Or drunken noodles (quite an apt name) from a Thai place. They use the same type of thick noodle and the texture is perfect.

Chinese take out. Long ass menu of things that all taste pretty much the same and will all make you shit rivers, and I love all of it.

You haven't had good pizza then. It's deceptively simple, but if you've ever tried to make it at home you'd know how easy it can be to fuck it up. Also I'll put on my stereotypical New York dickhead hat (a yankees one) and point out that most of America basically eats cardboard with cheese on it and calls it pizza. OG guido pizza is some next level shit.

This.

also delivery pizza is dogshit, half the time it arrives lukewarm with congealed cheese, you gotta go to the place, buy slices in person, and eat it while it's still hot enough for the grease to burn your mouth. I still don't understand people who eat cold pizza whatsoever

 

[silverstacks]

Corn Nuts. I'm probably going to eventually chip a tooth on one, but I absolutely love them. Can't beat the original.
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This makes me remember one of their radio commercials back when I was a kid in the 90s that used to crack me up so much. I shit you not, the jingle went just like this:

♪ Bust a nut, bust a nut! Grab a bag of Corn Nuts and BUST A NUT!! ♪

Okay now I was inspired to actually look it up and here it is. Yes they really did play it on the radio back then.

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[Agoodpotroast]

Slim Jim's or any equivalent meat stick. I rarely eat them because they're disgustingly greasy and I feel disgusting eating them but FUCK do they taste good.

Spicy pork rinds. I'd steal my dad's growing up. Another snack I feel gross eating and I don't even like pork much but yum.

Famous Amos chocolate pecan cookies. I don't care for sweets usually but those are delicious. I wish they sold them more readily, I've only seen them sold at Costco and I live by myself so I have no reason to go to big box store.

7-11 hot food. Yes, I know the nacho cheese comes in a bag. Yes, I know that hot dog has probably been on that roller long enough to make it barely suitable for human consumption. Yes, that taquito probably doesn't contain actual chicken. I'm drunk, it's 1am and the street hot dog vendors are gone for the night. Let me have my garbage food and last call White Claw in peace.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Fish & Chips

Other than that, I don't eat junk food.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Potato chips. If I had to choose only one food to eat for the rest of my life, and I wouldn't suffer ill health because of it, I would choose potato chips.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Extra Toasty Cheez-Its. It was like some junk food god had heard my prayers-I was stoked when they were first introduced.

 

[Sangria]

I know Cosmic Brownies are processed to hell and back, but I can't resist em. Probably a nostalgia thing.
Also, Brooksides. It's health halo-y as hell and kinda overpriced, but delicious as fuck.
My favorite candies include Andes mints, Swedish fish, Rolos, Raisinets, Lindt truffles (especially the peppermint chocolate holiday ones), and anything that's crunchy chocolate (Crunch bars, Krackel bars, most forms of chocolate bark, etc.)

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Most chips go old when I eat them. This is one of the few that doesn't.