Favorite Hitler Joke

[Gig Bucking Fun]

“Y’know, with Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don’t care for him.”

- Norm MacDonald

 

[Niggernerd]

I said a glass of juice not gas the jews!

 

[DeadFish]

Hitler should've applied for culinary school. Why? Cause he had a talent with ovens

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Uh, this is pretty antisemitic, Anne Frankly, I fail to see the humor.

 

[oldTireWater]

Oh, you meant joke ABOUT Hitler. Because he had some pretty good pranks of his own.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Mein Kampf

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

He actually did attack Russia, hahaha, the absolute mad man!

 

[Milkis]

I'll give you a legit answer OP:

"Someone from Essen and someone from Berlin talk about the damage done by allied bombing campaigns.

Says the guy from Berlin: The last bombing run on the capital was so serious, the window panes kept falling out until five hours after the raid.

The guy from Essen replies: That's nothing! After the last bombing run, pictures of the Führer kept flying out of the windows for fourteen days!"

 

[Idiotron]

I don't even know why people keep making Hitler jokes after this:

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

 

[Krystal]

 

[Damien Thorne]

Hitler deserves some credit. After all, he killed Hitler.

 

[It's HK-47]

So, I ran into Hitler on the bus this morning. Obviously this took me by surprise, and curiosity got the better of me, so I asked him, "Hitler? What are you doing here?" He replied, "I've returned to build the Fourth Reich, except this time I'm going to kill twelve million Jews, and two clowns." Naturally this confused me, so I asked him why he was going to kill two clowns.

Hitler responded, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews."

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hey, did you here about the new German microwave?

Seats 12.

Barrr-umpf.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I don't even know why people keep making Hitler jokes after this:

Ought to send this in to buzzfeed as a new white power rap group.

Also, Mel Brooks might be the most based Jew to ever live.

 

[Cultured Xeno]

I said a glass of juice not gas the jews!

 

[I am vomit]

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

 

[UnKillFill]

How many Hitlers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Better yet, why did the Hitler cross the road?

Seriously though, this is my favorite Hitler joke: