Favorite Chris Moments

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Ironically, DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS makes me shit myself laughing. Not the fact that Chris soils himself, but the specific moment where he coined the phrase. Just the fact that he searched in his mind for a "manliness" card he could play to prove to the trolls that he isn't a giant cum-guzzling fag, and the only thing he could come up with was that he shits in his undies. No one had to pry this out of him, mind. He wasn't tricked into saying it somehow. This is information Chris volunteered, of his own accord, because he thought it made him sound good.
 
Argh My Cigar dijo:
Wow, that would make any woman drop their panties.
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It's true. If I could turn back time, I'd try to win back the woman I love with a crayon music video. Any real woman doesn't care about actual talent, it's the thought that counts. I mean, Chris is surrounded by pussy these days; sure it didn't work with Ivy, but it worked later on. WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE SURROUNDED BY THREE WOMEN?

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While the entire saga has plenty of laugh out loud moments, Chris threatening Surfshack Tito with the power of British and Irish ancestry, while attempting some of the worst accent impressions I've ever heard is my personal favourite. Ireland's Call bizarrely playing in the background is just the cherry on top.

 
Guts Gets Some dijo:
It's true. If I could turn back time, I'd try to win back the woman I love with a crayon music video. Any real woman doesn't care about actual talent, it's the thought that counts. I mean, Chris is surrounded by pussy these days; sure it didn't work with Ivy, but it worked later on. WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE SURROUNDED BY THREE WOMEN?

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I just realized that with a bent duck like Chris has, that position might actually be possible...
 
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The Blarms Saga really cracked me up. In my opinion, it was Classic Chris-era goodness. It actually was a daily dose of "Sensory overload" and pictures of Sonic dolls with Blarms cut off, meaning he paid tugboat for a toy just to ruin it.

And best part was that it was all non-troll induced.
 
Not necessarily an exact moment but his e-mail to Sony about not being picked the winner of the Parappa contest was extremely funny. Actually telling Sony is was their fault that he won't be getting any pussy and losing his virginity to Megan had me rolling.
 
TrippinKahlua dijo:
The Blarms Saga really cracked me up. In my opinion, it was Classic Chris-era goodness. It actually was a daily dose of "Sensory overload" and pictures of Sonic dolls with Blarms cut off, meaning he paid tugboat for a toy just to ruin it.

And best part was that it was all non-troll induced.
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Don't forget the fucking glitterbomb threat he sent to SEGA and the assault threats he made toward Olmar
 
Him trying to act like a ghetto black stereotype talking to Lars in ebonics is pretty hilarious. Hearing Chris say "I'm yo nigga" in his autist voice is great.

Also love his meltdown when talking to Liquid after he called him fat. "I AM NOT FAT GODDAMNIT!!!" He just channels Cartman perfectly then.
 
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