Favorite 2 sentence horror stories

[Flaming_Barghast]

I forget where I found it but mine has to be:
"This cake tastes like almonds", my wife said, while eating her last meal.
"Thanks, it's the almond extract" I replied, pulling the pin on the grenade as I rolled it to her.

 

[Kanuckski]

I can't breathe! I am George Floyd.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I opened my browser and typed in "www.kiwifarms.net". The page loaded.

 

[NoReturn]

I opened my browser and typed in "www.kiwifarms.net". The page loaded.

I opened my browser and typed in "www.kiwifarms.net". The page didn't load.

 

[Spergichu]

A giant Sandy Cheeks is attacking my city. Thankfully I am safe in my car.

 

[chalkyresidue]

He rose to his feet, trying to remember what just happened. It sounded like the baby wasn’t crying anymore.

 

[SCRAM]

As I awoke groggy in my Vegas hotel room.

I hear a lizard like voice say to me, "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT MARRIED".