Fatwa against Chibi Reviews

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Mashallah my brothers. In the name of Allah, the most merciful and his prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him.

I issue this Fatwa against Jacob Sellers, who with false face proclaims to the ummah the name "Chibi Reviews". As part of his presentation, he proclaims himself as an "Anime Enthusiast" and, may Allah smite me for uttering the word...a "youtuber".

All such things that would righteously warrant all true followers of the faith to strike him with their shoe. But this infidel has gone farther. Recently, as many of you may know, he has started a feud with our honored Caliph, Null. Null, with the merciful restraint a true follower of the way may bring has attempted to engage with the Infidel, to lead them with words away from the path of sin.

Had Jacob kept his conflict between himself and God's chosen Caliph, then perhaps things could remain amicable. But the mind of the infidel is inscrutable, and Shaitan guides their path. And it has guided Jacob Sellers to make some heretical claims.

Apparently we want CSAM on our website.

Apparently, we are also proud supporters of the 764 pedophile group.
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And apparently we were all "fine" with it up until recently.

The will of Allah is clear. The infidel has declared war upon the Ummah, and has by his forked tongue spoke blasphemy against our God, Allah the most merciful. It is the duty of all Kiwihadeen to answer the call of Jihad against Chibi Reviews and his "community".

May the grace of Allah shelter his most faithful servants, and smite his enemies. Inshallah.
 
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I didnt read the body of this post, but im going to learn conflict resolution to help talk him down. If not then ill just tase his tires or something.
 
I'm not sure what's going on, but I was handed an AK and told there'd be opium here.
 
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