💤 Inactive FATMAN / Christopher Paul Whitney - augh yeah folks

[waffle]

Man, as a fat guy I can't understand why you'd do that shit to your self. People are already looking for reasons to laugh at you, you might as well try to be actually funny so they at least laugh with you instead...

Really makes you want to go out and drop all that extra weight, doesn't it?

Yeah, I need to figure out something about my asthma first though. Makes it a bitch to work out when I can't breath.

 

[Count groudon]

What's that keyboard thing he's laying next to?

 

[The Dude]

What's that keyboard thing he's laying next to?

Looks like a massive joystick for a game. I remember there being a giant robot/mecha game on XBOX that required a big ass controller like that just to play it.

 

[Fibonacci]

Is that guy constantly naked?

He's too fat for clothes. They all rip when he tries to put them on.

So he's like a chunky version of the Incredible Hulk? The Incredible Bulk as it were.

The AMAZING Bulk is more like it.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

I love Fatman.

 

[MysticMisty]

What's that keyboard thing he's laying next to?

Looks like a massive joystick for a game. I remember there being a giant robot/mecha game on XBOX that required a big ass controller like that just to play it.

A quick image search shows it's not the controller for that game. I didn't find a match with "giant controller" either (though some people have made awesome custom NES controllers). I have no idea what it is.

 

[Male]

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[Julaay]

Fatman is awesome! I found his videos to be entertaining, and he's actually made money off of it. He occasionally gets donations. The only thing I didn't like, is he would retire every other day. That made a lot of fans lose interest.

I do have to admit, there was a brief period in time when I thought he created Asperchu. He was my hero for a while. LOL However, it just wasn't meant to be to have that much awesome in one person.

 

[Picklepower]

I REALLY wish we had info about his teen years, like we do with Chris. Now those would be some stories.

 

[HandBanana]

Does he still exist anywhere at all?

 

[Picklepower]

He still makes videos.

 

[NoDarkies]

What's that keyboard thing he's laying next to?

Looks like a multi user arcade/fight stick or something.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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Dadadadadadada... Fatman!

 

[Trombonista]

 

[Christ-Chan]

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I don't have the sources anymore but it's often been speculated that his overeating and alcoholism is his form of suicide; that the man is so depressed he intends to implode. It's pretty sad to watch a person do that to himself.

 

[Picklepower]

I never got why he always makes vids saying he's gonna retire, Is it that he wants to, but cant stop making vids cuz its such a habit?

 

[Christ-Chan]

I never got why he always makes vids saying he's gonna retire, Is it that he wants to, but cant stop making vids cuz its such a habit?

I think he's either planning on ending it all or to try and fix himself, but his depression and self-loathing is so great he ends up going back to humiliating himself.

 

[José Mourinho]

Let's have some more Fatman. This time, on bitcoins.

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[Mr. 0]

What the fuck is up with his speech? I could barely understand half of what he was saying.

 

[exball]

What the fuck is up with his speech? I could barely understand half of what he was saying.

He's a pretty heavy alcoholic.