Fat Guys Piss Me Off

I want you to tell me your deepest secrets.
At my first rave at age 13, I was kissed by a lady high schooler (who was probably high), and thus granted divine perception and protection by God himself from the world's many enemies.
In exchange for such divine protection, I slowly lose my sanity and my friends.
Good Trade.
 
from a genetic standpoint, fatties are healthy. Endomorphic outlines, big bones, wide backs, superior energy storage - Fatties are genetic Chads made for surviving famines. Fasting, keto, 2 meals day - these are the people who could do it and look good.

As a man incapable of gaining weight, im rather in awe of the fat.
 
What the hell? That's weird.

What age were they?
No idea, they were from a different school. Great party though, sucked when I tried to sneak back into my house at 3am in the morning but got caught and lost the door to my bedroom for a long while.
 
If you are fat, you do not deserve rights. A mandatory bodyfat% analysis determines your right to vote, yes bodyfat% is a reliable indicator of health, before you open your fatty mouth about BMI and The Rock being obese. Above 25% as a male and 30% as a female you are stripped of your voting privileges, above 50% and you are castrated.

Also, when discussing dating on the internet, your Fatty Digital ID ™️ is present right next to your name. Of course you think men/women are all evil and we all should FGTOW (fatty going their own way); you are the size of two or three individuals, so normal size people do not want anything to do with you and your stinky, fatty self.
 
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Why fat guys? A lot of guys have no standards for themselves. A 400+lbs will waddle around shoving burgers in his face without a care in the world. "Whatever, girls like dad bods, and I know that's true because I saw a meme on Facebook about it. Hmm..." He says, eating another Twinkie "I wonder why my wife doesn't touch my dick anymore."
Good thread OP

May I recommend to you this thread along the same lines, I am sure you will be able to add some content


Weak men care about their appearance to please others, strong men do it for themselves.

The former will eventually let himself go, betraying himself and his body, because his resolve depends on weakness; the latter won't, and will live life as close as he can to virtue & beauty, to be as capable, strong, agile and free as much as possible throughout his entire existence.

This so much. I cycle everywhere because it saves me a shitload on gas and is often faster than driving in traffic, as well as keeping me fit and strong, I swim for pleasure and mental health. Any praise I get for being in good shape is a nice little bonus, but isnt why I keep doing it
 
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