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I was trying to figure out how the shopping cart figured into moving her, it just seemed to be in the way. A closer inspection shows that it is for Pay 'n Pak, a small regional hardware chain that shut down back in 2003.
They were probably trying to keep her from rolling around or banging her head against the front of the van.

When a cop tells you he wants you to exercise your right to remain silent, you know you've fucked up.
To quote Shrek, "You HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity."
 
She claims she hasn't slept in 20 days, but she's not particularly manic nor does she sound tired.

She's definitely not manic. If she were, she'd be rambling a lot more and talking faster. Now it's possible to be in a manic state and still be in that state and showing energy while tired. I've been that way before.

But she is still not acting typical manic.
 
For archiving YouTube, here are my recommended command lines for yt-dlp, preserving maximum resolution, audio bitrate, original thumbnail, subtitles, and metadata:

H.264/M4A:
Código:
yt-dlp.exe --cookies cookies.txt --sub-langs all,-live_chat --write-subs --sub-format srt/best --embed-subs -f "(bv*[vcodec~='^(avc|h264)']+ba[acodec~='^(mp4a|aac)']) / (bv*+ba/b)" --merge-output-format mkv --remux-video mkv --embed-chapters --embed-thumbnail --convert-thumbnails png --embed-metadata "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5CC0LV0oY"

VP9/OPUS:
Código:
yt-dlp.exe --cookies cookies.txt --sub-langs all,-live_chat --write-subs --sub-format srt/best --embed-subs -f "(bv*[vcodec~='^(vp9)']+ba[acodec~='^(opus)']) / (bv*+ba/b)" --merge-output-format mkv --remux-video mkv --embed-chapters --embed-thumbnail --convert-thumbnails png --embed-metadata "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5CC0LV0oY"

The above two commands use the "cookies" method:
  • Open a new private browsing/incognito window and log into YouTube
  • In same window and same tab from step 1, navigate to https://www.youtube.com/robots.txt (this should be the only private/incognito browsing tab open)
  • Export youtube.com cookies from the browser, then close the private browsing/incognito window so that the session is never opened in the browser again.
Cookies.txt exporters:
Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/cookies-txt/
Chrome: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/get-cookiestxt-locally/cclelndahbckbenkjhflpdbgdldlbecc

If you follow the above steps you should get a cookies.txt file that will have a long life before it expires (days to weeks). If you just export cookies.txt from a regular YouTube page without following the above steps, it will work, but will expire in less than one hour (usually around 20-30 minutes).

If you don't want to bother with cookies.txt, you could try this instead, but it's worth it to use the above cookies.txt method if you have YouTube Premium, since it will download the premium bitrate streams if they are available for the video, and will also download videos that are available for premium users only (but not anything encrypted such as YouTube Movies).

H.264/M4A:
Código:
yt-dlp.exe --extractor-args "youtube:player-client=default,tv_simply" --sub-langs all,-live_chat --write-subs --sub-format srt/best --embed-subs -f "(bv*[vcodec~='^(avc|h264)']+ba[acodec~='^(mp4a|aac)']) / (bv*+ba/b)" --merge-output-format mkv --remux-video mkv --embed-chapters --embed-thumbnail --convert-thumbnails png --embed-metadata "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5CC0LV0oY"

VP9/OPUS:
Código:
yt-dlp.exe --extractor-args "youtube:player-client=default,tv_simply" --sub-langs all,-live_chat --write-subs --sub-format srt/best --embed-subs -f "(bv*[vcodec~='^(vp9)']+ba[acodec~='^(opus)']) / (bv*+ba/b)" --merge-output-format mkv --remux-video mkv --embed-chapters --embed-thumbnail --convert-thumbnails png --embed-metadata "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5CC0LV0oY"

You should also install ffmpeg and mkvtoolnix; you can put the .exe files in the same directory as yt-dlp or in any folder that is in one of your system paths.

Note that if there is a premium bitrate available, it will be VP9 only. If a video is higher resolution than 1920x1080, it will be VP9 only. For many videos, VP9 is the best resolution/quality, but it is also not unusual to see some videos' highest resolution & quality be the H.264 version (for example some videos have 1920x1080 as the max H.264 but for some reason the VP9 max is 640x480).

Also note that some videos might use AV1 instead of VP9, but all videos should have H.264 streams available.

Always use the latest version of yt-dlp. YouTube has been on the prowl to try to identify accounts that are downloading videos with yt-dlp and they will temporarily block your account from playing/viewing any video for hours, days, or weeks. The most recent versions of yt-dlp use various methods to try to mitigate this as much as possible.
 
Can you imagine being a copper and dealing with this? I love that you have whale lifting tarps in America.

I was disappointed that the cops didn’t turn up with a removal van with a hydraulic tail lift, the poor bastards had to manhandle the whale burrito the whole way.

What’s the shopping trolley there for btw? Is it to stop her rolling around in the back? Like when you wedge the groceries that have to stay upright in the back of the car between two heavy things?

I get the vibe that someone put the stray shopping cart in the van back in “03 and then nobody could be bothered to dispose of it so it’s just stayed in there ever since.
 
I have not much more to say about the JaeBae arrest video that has not already been said, except that if she’s not nominated for a Julay for best lolcow media or moment this Christmas, I will be extremely disappointed. The entire arrest saga is like My 600 Pound Life meets COPS and I can’t look away from the grease fire.
 
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Can you imagine being a copper and dealing with this? I love that you have whale lifting tarps in America.
What’s the shopping trolley there for btw? Is it to stop her rolling around in the back? Like when you wedge the groceries that have to stay upright in the back of the car between two heavy things?

It could be worse. They could have been the poor cops that were in that arrest video where some old drunk lady took her underwear off, flashed a young officer, then proceeded to shit all over the sidewalk.
 
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It's so weird to me that human beings can technically qualify as megafauna.
 
Truly wtf is wrong with her
She's a narc that is full of herself in more ways than one.
Back in 1800s, polish peasants had ways of dealing with these kind of people.
These kind of inidivduals would be loaded up on wagon filled with cow manure and thrown out at village outskirts, never to return.
Does your country had similiar traditions?
I wonder if early US Pioneers had similiar solutions for the undesired.
Maybe banishment from human settlements is exactly what we need to start doing again?
 
She's definitely not manic. If she were, she'd be rambling a lot more and talking faster. Now it's possible to be in a manic state and still be in that state and showing energy while tired. I've been that way before.

But she is still not acting typical manic.
She talks about paid actors that tell her she's manic, she's insane..
Calling with the FBI, and because Fox11 was playing she knew something was wrong.... :thinking:Also hearing voices and not sleeping for 20 days she claims🤪
 
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It was from the heart.

I enjoyed that involuntary stress response after being told she's naked. Poor bastard.

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Very meme-able thank you.
I hope he has a loving wife and kids to go home to and some stalwart buddies back at the station for some beers on a Friday night. He will need them after this one,
It could be worse. They could have been the poor cops that were in that arrest video where some old drunk lady took her underwear off, flashed a young officer, then proceeded to shit all over the sidewalk.
Standard night out in Newcastle …
I know we criticise the police but it’s not an easy job. They dealt with her with as much calm as anyone could muster. I’m still wanting to know what the deal with the blue shopping trolley was though.
 
She talks about paid actors that tell her she's manic, she's insane..
Calling with the FBI, and because Fox11 was playing she knew something was wrong.... :thinking:Also hearing voices and not sleeping for 20 days she claims🤪

Are we sure she's not on meth? Because that is some crazy meth shit, especially not sleeping for weeks.
 
Are we sure she's not on meth? Because that is some crazy meth shit, especially not sleeping for weeks.
"After two months in the facility, hospital officials deemed her to be suffering from delirium due to sepsis, a personality disorder, and post-traumatic stress disorder."

This was stated in some of the articles.
 
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