🍗 Deathfat Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

If you have leftover lamb rogan josh you can put it between two mini naans to make a Sloppy Jyoti

Okay, I actually laughed. But NGL, Indian food is about the cheapest and most versatile. Not for calories but just cost. Also good for changing leftovers around if you don’t like to eat the same dish twice (chop up leftover meat and cover with a new sauce, make rice).

 

[HamFan]

It's her half brother so they share some DNA, my bet is they have different moms and share a dad, and were not raised together.
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Is Evie even able to wear shoes, with her size and foot problems? I'm sure she could find some slides or something, not that open-toed shoes would be much better. Having her bare foot on the middle console would disgust and freak me out the entire drive.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's easy to imagine she's not behind the camera but in the cargo hold of the semi they are passing. Serious livestock moving vibes. She's got the entire back seat of that monster vehicle they are in with her stinky trotters out, just gross.

I'm still reminded of a news story from years ago. Guy had gotten so fat they he couldn't fit through the doorway of his home. So they needed to knock down a wall, haul him into a waiting flatbed truck and cart him off to the hospital.

But that wasn't the worst part. No. It was the news copter that was following the truck and the reporter commenting that they had to borrow the truck from the local aquarium where it was used to transport "large sea mammals". No word of a joke. They low key called him a landwhale.

Okay, I actually laughed. But NGL, Indian food is about the cheapest and most versatile. Not for calories but just cost. Also good for changing leftovers around if you don’t like to eat the same dish twice (chop up leftover meat and cover with a new sauce, make rice).

Oh definitely. I've said before that rice & beans is the cheapest and best thing you can eat while on a budget. And the best part is, there's dozens of Indian recipes out there to make it taste amazing.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Okay, I actually laughed. But NGL, Indian food is about the cheapest and most versatile. Not for calories but just cost. Also good for changing leftovers around if you don’t like to eat the same dish twice (chop up leftover meat and cover with a new sauce, make rice).

That ethnic food is all well and good for you coastal elites, but Evie prefers good Christian food like corn on the cob, mmkay? She'll be cooking some up just as soon as someone purchases the cow corncob holders from her Amazon wishlist:


Update on the wishlist: nothing more has been purchased (just one pink frying pan, a four-pack of dish soap spray [?], and a pack of dryer sheets), but a tiny inkling of reality seems to have penetrated Evie's fat skull. She has added some stuff she will actually need, like furniture and dishes:

TIL you can buy reinforcements so your cheap Chinesium loveseat chair doesn't collapse under the gravitational stress of a deathfat.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Fat Alex new vlog

I tapped out at about 6 minutes it was boring me to tears. Started with her and Yar sitting in a car (don’t think it was theirs) after taking Alex’s car to a crash repairer after driving over a metal piece on the road. They then drive to a strip shopping centre and Alex tells us about all the stores and what she wants to buy from them. Then complains about a clothing shop that doesn’t stock her size in store so you have to buy online. Yars trying out the reverse parking on the red Tesla (white interior) that he’s driving.

ETA: Went back to the vlog. She had Yar in a shop where of course she touched everything. Wanted to buy cute cups, but Yar said no. Then tried to convince him they should buy mom and dad mugs. Goes to Free People store where she touches every dress in store, then tries on some totally unsuitable clothing. Buys the ugliest shirt she tried that looks like it’s made from fabric off uts that should never be together.

Cooks dinner, brown rice pasta, lemon Alfredo jarred sauce, and chicken. Declares it a success, but next morning during her GRWM segment, says it wasn’t very good. She’s getting her nails redone because she’s sick of the colour…the reality is, she had them done blue for the male foetus, but now has hope the NIPT test is wrong (because TikTok says it could be), so she can go back to “manifesting” it’s a girl.

 

[thejackal2]

Alex making some slop:



I think it's pasta with alfredo sauce. Nourish that fetus!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Also a new skeletonsinthecloset video on Fat Alex. I did consider putting in the gorlworld reactors, but don’t think Alex reactors fit their because Alex has no thread here.

ETA:

I think it's pasta with alfredo sauce. Nourish that fetus!

Brown rice penne, the lemon Alfredo sauce from last vlog, chicken, then lemon zest, Parmesan cheese and black pepper.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

Alex pisses me off, the pregnancy and not taking steps.

Waiting right now to see if my spouse and I will be successful, and I’m getting jokingly called Michelle Obama these past months. Have made an overhaul and following the healthy diet myself as well. They’re not drinking and I only drink one cocktail at a time a few times a week, plus we cut way down on caffeine, much less ultra processed food. (If I have to eat another salad I am going to turn green and die, I swear).

Even if she doesn’t care about the fetus, surely Alex would recognize it is safer for her to give birth and get through if she makes changes. At least save your own damn life and chances! Does she even care or worry about being a good parent, or is she too sheltered/privileged to think about it?

 

[Potatis Salad]

Evie update via Instagram stories.

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Hey, we're doing day...three? Is this day three? Day three. I'm alive and well, my brother has not killed me, I think he still loves me by this point. We're getting to know each other and we're driving, yay! Yall look, this is how much stuff I still had to pack. [Indicates crammed backseat/trunk of vehicle] And y'all remember I showed you the cube was full! We were not prepared for how much stuff I had. And, I had to leave things at home. [Dramatic pause as she pretends to realize she accidentally called it "home"] I mean, at Jeremys, not-- [Dramatic pause] I had to leave things at where I used to live, at Jeremy's. And, like, I didn't get to bring my Christmas stuff! And I forgot my bath bench! I have to come up with a hunert and thirty dollars now to buy a bath bench.

So she must've shipped that UHaul Cube and the half brother either drove out or rented what looks to be a large SUV to drive her in. Which is crammed to the fucking rafters with 1.) the mountain of flesh that is Evie herself, and 2.) her obscene clutter:

But she din't even git to bring her Christmas stuff, y'all!

Imagine the scene of Jeremy and the brother loading all that shit up. Jeremy barely able to contain his elation, the brother slowly realizing, "Oh shit, what have I gotten myself into?"

 

[I call shenanigans]

Started with her and Yar sitting in a car (don’t think it was theirs)

Turns out these two ultimate consumers (Yar for tech/cars, Alex for absolutely everything) have indeed purchased a new red Tesla for Yar. Not bad for someone who is now unemployed apart from his army reserve hobby job, that he probably only keeps for the cheap health insurance his wife uses liberally. This is their third Tesla. Alex confirmed the purchase in her comment section after people kept asking where the car Yar was driving came from. Sorry, can’t link it because I’m on my mobile.

 

[often puzzled]

Turns out these two ultimate consumers (Yar for tech/cars, Alex for absolutely everything) have indeed purchased a new red Tesla for Yar. Not bad for someone who is now unemployed apart from his army reserve hobby job, that he probably only keeps for the cheap health insurance his wife uses liberally. This is their third Tesla. Alex confirmed the purchase in her comment section after people kept asking where the car Yar was driving came from. Sorry, can’t link it because I’m on my mobile.

I found the comment and grabbed a couple others that she responded to while I was at it.

She says they traded a prior Tesla but also that Yar gave it to her, which doesn't make sense:



Also, "mama mobile"-- ew.

Someone in her comments rhapsodizes about Chili's (big fat chain restaurant), and Alex recommends her favorite dish:



I assumed that her favorite dish-- "the honey chipotle chicken crispers"-- would be calorie-laden, and I was not wrong. At 1750 calories for the meal, it's the highest-calorie entry in the chicken & seafood section of the Chili's menu:



And here's her randomly blaming pregnancy brain for mixing up gnocchi and ravioli:

 

[I call shenanigans]

She says they traded a prior Tesla but also that Yar gave it to her, which doesn't make sense:

Under her scenario they would have traded her Hyundai for his new Tesla, then he gave his Tesla to her. Pretty sure though the Hyundai was gone from their garage weeks ago, and Yar was driving a different Tesla to hers, neither of them red exterior with white interior. The roof of the Tesla Alex was driving is also different to the roof of the Tesla Yar used to drive.

Like most of the deathfats, Alex is not known for telling the truth. Can anyone really see him getting a new Tesla on her dime, while she accepts his cast off one. I certainly can’t, and we know it’s her dime because his current income is only $14k/annum. I seriously doubt they are paying >US$50k in cash or his new toy, with all their other financial commitments.

ETA: Guaranteed, she got her new Tesla (trading in her Hyundai) BEFORE he got his new one (trading in his old one). They would either be paying these cars off or more likely leasing them. They drive them in every video for the tax deduction.

 

[stupid frog]

Also a new skeletonsinthecloset video on Fat Alex. I did consider putting in the gorlworld reactors, but don’t think Alex reactors fit their because Alex has no thread here.

That thread is mostly infighting drama, so I think it's better here too.

Does she even care or worry about being a good parent, or is she too sheltered/privileged to think about it?

C O N T E N T B A B Y

 

[I call shenanigans]

Did anyone else notice that Fat Alex didn’t use her recent baby blue intro for this video? She said during this video she was thinking of getting baby blue French tip nails, but showed us pink French tips. She’s definitely trying to manifest a baby girl again.

Sure she’s happy with any sex baby! Even Yar said he knew it was a boy because she wasn’t excited enough when she told him she “accidentally found out the sex”

ETA: Guaranteed, she’s spitting chips that Sierra Schultzzie just had her second very monetised baby girl. I also wonder if Yar’s new Tesla is her “baby bump” gift to him now she’s reached her second trimester. Not going to lie, when I had my kids, radiologists didn’t reveal babies sex because they’d had too many lawsuits for getting it wrong. Also baby showers, in my country, weren’t a thing, so gender reveals and “baby bump” gifts were unheard of.

 

[Otterly]

I do wonder if severe ‘gender disappointment’ is linked to later grooming out of children, or neglect in general

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I also wonder if Yar’s new Tesla is her “baby bump” gift to him now she’s reached her second trimester.

What a disgusting habit. I am thankful we don't have baby showers and gender reveals and whatever that is in my country. Call me old fashioned but it seems distasteful to celebrate and spend so much money before the baby is even out. It being 2024 doesn't guarantee a good delivery and healthy baby and mother.

I do wonder if severe ‘gender disappointment’ is linked to later grooming out of children, or neglect in general

I think it's possible but probably mostly for mothers who already have disfunctional personality traits or a personality disorder.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Found an instagram that really likes to put out fat children's book info.

Evie posted a bit more. Found some info that shows her cognitive things. She took 6 years to fail high school and finally got her diploma from a place that never had a graduating class and seems more diploma mill then university of phoenix was.


She left a ton of shit in the home with Jeremy. Moving back south has made her hair straight again. Her ex was named Harris (she says shes not supposed to name him). Her ex is from where she is moving. She is posting about how it was like kissing him. They did an upside down spiderman kiss. "My ex isn't all bad."

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[I call shenanigans]

I do wonder if severe ‘gender disappointment’ is linked to later grooming out of children, or neglect in general

I said the following a month ago.

As long as she doesn’t try to troon the kid out, because I could see her being all gender special to get the girl she actually wanted.

Then she said this.

Alex saying she didn’t care what sex her baby was going to be (X to doubt on that because she absolutely wanted a mini me girl), would love it either way, and still love it regardless of what it identifies as later.

Who says that? Is Jazz Jennings the second is on his way. Why have a “Gender Reveal” if gender is fluid. Surely it should be a Chromosome Reveal. At least while she believes her NIPT Test could be wrong and she might still get her daughter, she won’t be treating us to more custom-made male baby shower bullshit.

 

[Dnein]

She left a ton of shit in the home with Jeremy. Moving back south has made her hair straight again. Her ex was named Harris (she says shes not supposed to name him). Her ex is from where she is moving. She is posting about how it was like kissing him. They did an upside down spiderman kiss. "My ex isn't all bad."

Ah, so she's identified a local, previously susceptible target to attempt to seduce her leechy mouthparts upon.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Found an instagram that really likes to put out fat children's book info.

Evie posted a bit more. Found some info that shows her cognitive things. She took 6 years to fail high school and finally got her diploma from a place that never had a graduating class and seems more diploma mill then university of phoenix was.
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She left a ton of shit in the home with Jeremy. Moving back south has made her hair straight again. Her ex was named Harris (she says shes not supposed to name him). Her ex is from where she is moving. She is posting about how it was like kissing him. They did an upside down spiderman kiss. "My ex isn't all bad."

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Why do so many fat people sound the same? Jennifer Gwen, Evie, simply Sara, Hungry Fat Chick

Also I can't imagine talking that much about kissing my ex in front of my brother, especially if we were just finally starting to get to know one another.