skykiii
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- 17 de Jun, 2018
Lately, I have thought about it and noticed that most fantasy media--whether its novels, anime, film, games, images formed out of tea leaves, ants performing interpretive dance, etc.--tend to have a couple of recurring themes.
Moreover, they're the kind of themes I call "cope themes." Basically, "this thing doesn't exist, and if it did, that would actually suck. So be glad it doesn't."
What I want to talk about is magic, which on some level I think must be real--pretty much it makes no sense humanity lasted this long without it--but in fantasy fiction:
"If Magic were real, it would suck for one (or more) of the following reasons:"
A. It would be tightly-controlled by some secret society, like in Dragonlance.
B. It would be a genetic thing, essentially a superpower, so no different than being born athletic.
C. It would be extremely complicated to do, requiring rare ingredients and sigils and shit.
D. It would come with some bullshit trade-off, like cursing someone means that you'll suffer misfortune later in life, or some shit like that.
E. The only way to do it is to enter into a deal with a demon, and those always go bad, so its best to just never mess with it.
F. It's always just the Gods granting you a favor so really its not you doing it, its your magical best friend in the sky.
It occurs to me that if I were a dictator and I wanted to prevent people from discovering magic and potentially using it to overthrow me, this is exactly the kind of thing I would psyop people into believing. Then I would tell people that it's a good thing we live in a mostly sciency world where, incidentally, my dictatorship practically controls all the science and can basically lie to you about shit and you can't really contradict me.
A former member of this very forum once told me the "all magic comes from demons" thing. That person said their evidence was they had talked to a demon and it had told them so.
.... My question is why the fuck would you believe anything a DEMON says? Yeah, of course it's gonna tell you that it's services are required! Do you think car repair shops ever tell people to repair their own cars?
Anyway, I'm gonna go take my meds now.
Moreover, they're the kind of themes I call "cope themes." Basically, "this thing doesn't exist, and if it did, that would actually suck. So be glad it doesn't."
What I want to talk about is magic, which on some level I think must be real--pretty much it makes no sense humanity lasted this long without it--but in fantasy fiction:
"If Magic were real, it would suck for one (or more) of the following reasons:"
A. It would be tightly-controlled by some secret society, like in Dragonlance.
B. It would be a genetic thing, essentially a superpower, so no different than being born athletic.
C. It would be extremely complicated to do, requiring rare ingredients and sigils and shit.
D. It would come with some bullshit trade-off, like cursing someone means that you'll suffer misfortune later in life, or some shit like that.
E. The only way to do it is to enter into a deal with a demon, and those always go bad, so its best to just never mess with it.
F. It's always just the Gods granting you a favor so really its not you doing it, its your magical best friend in the sky.
It occurs to me that if I were a dictator and I wanted to prevent people from discovering magic and potentially using it to overthrow me, this is exactly the kind of thing I would psyop people into believing. Then I would tell people that it's a good thing we live in a mostly sciency world where, incidentally, my dictatorship practically controls all the science and can basically lie to you about shit and you can't really contradict me.
A former member of this very forum once told me the "all magic comes from demons" thing. That person said their evidence was they had talked to a demon and it had told them so.
.... My question is why the fuck would you believe anything a DEMON says? Yeah, of course it's gonna tell you that it's services are required! Do you think car repair shops ever tell people to repair their own cars?
Anyway, I'm gonna go take my meds now.