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'Pups' are just their name for human children.
It's funny to say this in the context of Omegaverse, but it's so embarrassing having characters talk about regular human babies using a goofy name. I get that "breed you full of pups" is fetish talk, but by the time they're figuring out preschool for the "pups," it rings wrong.

Gotta be a linguistic artifact from when Omegaverse was just your standard sexy werewolves. Actually, it'd be funny to see an in-universe etymological article about that.
 
This author decided to be very punny with her 'it's just straight up porn...but not straight porn' while her 100% 'gay porn' involves intense cunnilingus and non-vanilla sex that is incredibly vanilla. Author also cannot spell 'courtesy' correctly. Lines for this fic include:
- In the daze of having his soul squeezed out by his dick
- The words might as well have come from his pussy itself
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It sounds like he has self-control, guys. It cannot be said about the author because this was clearly written on Notes and we have two double-spaces between paragraphs when we don't need them. For that, I will summarize what happens and then screenshot the 'totally not straight porn'.

Viktor is being a bit of a shit because he is in pain, and cannot grab a prototype by himself because he's just an uwu trans man and can't pick up a pencil without bones breaking. Jayce, exasperatedly, tells him he can't stop apologizing - he did it five times and this pisses off our chronically ill pencil-thin pooner over here - and Viktor is just overtly dramatic with "I am totally independent and capable THANK YOU" when he wouldn't act that way at all. Jayce, trying to be the conciliator, offers him a massage. Viktor tells him he doesn't want to be touched. He offers to get him lunch. Viktor snipes some more about how he would totally suffer if someone wasn't there to help him wipe chalk off the chalkboard. Jayce calls him 'baby' - a pet name meant to satiate him - but Viktor just wants to stay mad at him all day. Very masc.

Later, when Jayce has to stop himself from holding up Viktor every time he stands - being the uwu pooner pencil he is and all - he asks him if he's feeling better. He says no; Jayce asks him if he took his painkillers. He says he took them at lunch. Here is an example of the back-and-forth, 100% masculine interactions they have:
“Okay. Uhm. Have you done some stretching?”

“Stretching is not going to help how much my hip is hurting, right now. Which would not be a problem if someone had stopped last night when I said so.”

Jayce’s eye twitches. “I asked for one more, and you said yes!”

“I was—Jayce, you know I was just being ridiculous! As if my body could have handled that many in a row.”

Jayce flushes, remembering Viktor, covered in a light sheen of sweat and orgasming for the third time that night. “You wanted me to, though.”

“Yes, well, now, I am mad.”

Jayce doesn’t understand him. But he still cares about him, so he sighs, resigned, and sits at Viktor’s feet. Hesitantly, Viktor lets him grab one foot, undoing his shoe sweetly and rubbing up and down the calf of his bad leg. “I’m sorry, V. You know I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
I'd ask our 100% gay man here if it's his time of the month, since they enjoy being reminded of that time and again. He then complains that Jayce is too rough and big, because fuck sexual dimorphism, and sits on the couch and pouts, being the 100% Honest True and Gay Man that's into Manly Gay Sex.
Jayce doesn’t feel any better about the pleasure zapping through him when he hits a tender nerve on Viktor’s leg, and the man gasps in a mix of pain and relief. Jayce keeps massaging up his leg, to his knee and inner thigh. Viktor eyes him as he gets closer to his crotch, and then snarls at him when he traces over the inside of his thigh.

Jayce laughs and lets go. “Right. You’re mad at me.”

Instead of doing what he really wants to do—bend Viktor over the couch, or spread him open and eat him out—he just leans down and kisses his boyfriend’s forehead.

“I’ll leave you to it, then.”

Viktor nods, closing his eyes to show his upperhand. Jayce just rolls his eyes again and goes back to his desk. He wills the heat in his hands to cool down, simmering into energy better spent on his mathematics. He can control himself. He can respect Viktor’s boundaries, even if they’re all fake—even if Jayce knows that with the bat of his eyelashes, Viktor would have his clothes on the floor.
That 'bat of your eyelashes' basically means treating this uwu pooner like they're a breakable doll. That sounds...ah, what's the word? Oh, yeah: ableist.
He can keep himself at bay. He can leave him alone for the day, until Viktor stops playing this angry-upset-pouty game.


But Viktor doesn’t let up.
I find it incredibly annoying, tbh. I'd just throw a pie or a hotpocket at them for their insolence.
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> Here is his partner limping from getting fucked so good
> He wants to ravage Viktor. He wants to push him onto the desk and make it hurt more
Guess you're giving him another reason for his back getting blown out, eh?
> His hands coming up tender to Viktor's waist
Let me guess: it was so small his thumbs met in the middle.
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"I'm not affected. I'm just acting like a pouty, moody teenage girl so I can get my moodier man to fuck me."
> Playing up this princess attitude. It just makes me want to fuck you again and again until you can't walk
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> My incompetence turns you on?
> He says no, he likes it when he 'depends' on him, meaning he values him only when he's vulnerable and gets aroused at stealing his independence
> Enjoys seeing him hurt because it's evidence of his sexual prowess
You, too, can use a disabled person like a ragdoll if you are a hot Latino.
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I'm surprised he even has sensation in his nipples. If not for the zippertit surgery, this guy would give him a brand new Purple Nurple.
> Knows there's a mole right under his tongue
I read that literally.
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> Doesn't like being babied
> His boyfriend does, because he values the loss of his independence, and it's OK because it's their kink and we listen and don't judge
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> A thin line of slick sticks onto it for dear life...warm, gooey, swimming in his scent
It is 100% gay sex to stick a man penis into a gooey, warm man vagina.
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> I am sure you did not drag me up your desk to have vanilla sex
> Proudly says he is not known for vanilla sex
> Bites the clit as if it's a Haagen Daas ice cream bar
Oh yeah, those 'porn-star moans' would happen WHEN A MAN PLANTS HIS TEETH ON YOUR ROID CLIT. FUCKING OUCH
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Putting the 'munch' in carpet munching. He's lucky his '100% not vanilla' sex didn't lead to your mini-cock getting ripped off Mike Tyson style.
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> What else is he supposed to say when biting Viktor's clit made him cum in record time?
I really do wonder if these AFAB 'rapeholes' as they're calling themselves now, have actually had their clits bit. With actual pressure. Something tells me they wouldn't be brats but would be screaming for someone to call an ambulance.
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Why do you need to spit into your palm if your 100% gay partner is 'gooey and warm'?
> The desk is probably digging uncomfortably into Viktor's sciatic nerve
The funny thing about this is that they don't want to have vanilla sex...but fucking in your workplace, on a desk, with a handsome man plowing wet pussy is one of the most common heterosexual fantasies there is.
> In the daze of having his soul squeezed out by his dick
White pussy hit different, frfr
> The words might as well come from Viktor's pussy itself
Yeah, try biting the thing currently sucking the soul out of your dick. It'll be fun!
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>Cries at the loss of his teeth
Bones so brittle they'd snap in Jayce's mouth like a wafer.
> Covered in blood and bruises across his torso
Vanilla sex, you say? Best I can give you is a Floyd Merryweather fight.
> A glop of cum drips out of Viktor
Funny you use that term when it means 'unappealing blob' regarding food. His leftover semen looks like 'unpleasant liquid' lmao.

In another omegaverse installment, we'll be getting erotic massages in a hotel brothel. Rather than have the big, beefy alpha male go all out in Bigfoot mode, we have a Beta porking an omega. Lines for this chapter include:
- "You are eager for a taste of your professor's cock, it would appear. You're practically slobbering."
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It will never not be funny that we have an acceptable form of segregation from people who want you to be intersectional feminists. What do you mean we have a Separate, but Equal policy? What do you mean we have to segregate the sexes because of innate biological differences that primarily hinges on the alpha male not being able to rape? Incredible. Just incredible.
> You smell. Not bad, but strong
> He smells like ozone an iron
I suppose that's better than smelling like spoiled milk, eh?
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Isn't it amazing how they have 'heat hotels' where vagina owners can go to get fucked at their heart's content, whereas women have to suck it up and endure medieval instruments shoved inside them just to get an IUD placed? Vagina owners really have it good in this universe.
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They need this hotel so omegas can have heats with sexy Chippendale prostitutes of their choosing vs being raped by alpha males. Owning the patriarchy with hypergamy.
> It doesn't hurt that Jayce is easy on the eyes, as well. He was certainly built like a traditional one
Alpha males: huge, muscular, well over 6 feet, massive shoe size, strong jaws, thicker skin, manly, masculine scents that will make every forest wilt with their powerful manly scents
Omega: tiny uwu bodies, frail, usually white, who smell dainty and feminine like a Febreze laundry detergent pod
Beta: they can be anything, from Brad Pitt to Bam Margera. May or may not have big penises. You're taking a risk.
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Oh my, is the beta male who looks like an alpha packing in the dick department?
> His boxer briefs are drenched
So does his cunt smell like a barbecue that's been standing in the sun too long or does he smell like a Bratz doll? I gotta know.
> Did request a male specialist
Define 'male' here. Do we know what men are, now? What happens if you get a 'male omega' that has a vagina? Are they still male? What about a fellow pooner? Would they count, or do dick owners get primacy over this term?
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I'll admit: the suite looks nice. Do they serve alcohol and free Wi-fi?
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> Viktor worried his tastes are more common in alphas than betas
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the progressive, intersectional feminist queers have a PREFERENCE for males? And they're all muscular, six feet and somewhat wealthy? You don't fucking say!
> If he's honest with himself, he stinks
Nothing like the dainty and feminine smell like ozone and iron. Say, you wouldn't happen to see a UPS plane fly by here, wouldn't you?
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> Running his fingers down his fuzzy abdomen and bracketing his swollen, neglected cock
> He pinches and strokes his meager length
2 inches.
> His nipples that poke out from barely visible mounts of flesh
> His tits swell into something closer to breasts when he goes into heat
...defeats the purpose of being trans, doesn't it? If you got them yoinked out, yet the fat magically returns, that really is Nature saying YWNBAM, isn't it?
> Viktor's student, tall and broad, handsome and firm
You know they're male because they're the stereotypical hetslop man. They know what men are when it's time to get fucked.
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> Distinct, smoky musk wafts from him
Ah, so he smells like the seats inside a Cybertruck.
> Viktor. Wow
Wouldn't he know the first name of his professor? Not like you can't see the faculty list.
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Damn, talk about prompt service! Those boys must be SPAYED and NEUTERED to perform so well!
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> The hotel is specifically designed to serve an omega's needs
> It all revolves around the penis, and penile penetration
Amazin'.
> He knows that from Jayce's perspective, his cunt is on full display, slick and pink
Is it a candy pink cunt, though?
> If Jayce were an alpha, he'd be incapable of holding back
"We can't help ourselves if we rape you. It's just our biology."
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> Do you find me attractive?
Depends. If you're bonier than KFC chicken we have a problem.
> Especially when he's eyeing Viktor's cunt like he wants to devour it
No ass, no tits, no thighs - all that meat went to that phat pussy instead.
> His thumbs against plump outer lips and massages them up and down
You can play the xylophone on his bones, but he's got an Arby's down there.
> The friction of supple flesh barely stimulates his swollen clit
Because you don't have 'supple flesh' anywhere else. Also, I do love the fact how Jayce's thumbs would be bigger than that omega roid clit.
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> Let his tongue hang out lazily, pushing spit that must've been building up in his mouth past his plush lips
If his tongue is hanging out lazily, he will look like a dog. Just write his tongue pushing out the spit. It'll still look like a five-year-old blowing a raspberry but it's erotic, I guess?
> His engorged cock, it twitches with interest
> Still pathetically tiny compared to the BETA boner
> You are eager for a taste of your professor's cock. You're practically slobbering
Well he won't be slobbering in it the way you will, because it's not gonna hit the back of his throat or nothing. It's as thin as a coke line and he could probably stuff it into his nostrils if he wanted.
> Viktor's cock is enveloped in the soft heat of Jayce's lips
Sucking a Jolly Rancher has never looked sexier.
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> When Jayce finally latches onto Viktor's cock long enough that he thinks he can cum
2 inches.
> Drinks Viktor's slick straight from the source as it gushes...his entire face is soaked when he finally pulls back
Hey I wanted that Supergirl smoothie from Booster Juice too but this is NOT how I envisioned it.
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> He takes a long, indulgent sniff: it smells of wood smoke and musk
OK so it smells like a burning Cybertruck with wood in it.
> Reveal a massive bulge trapped behind grey boxer briefs
Omegas: possess roid clits that are barely bigger than a school eraser
Alphas (and some Betas): floor-dragging cocks, so huge you can skewer multiple omegas, the pinnacle of male sexuality and maleness is having a gigantic penis
Sounds very binary, doesn't it?
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> Like salt and musk and pent up desire. The girth of Jayce's cock stretches Viktor's lips to their limit
That includes both sets, btw.
> Viktor doesn't even gag
Of course. Omegas are designed to take 10 inch alpha cocks in all holes. If they can suck back that shit like a Dolphin Bell decompression chamber, I don't wanna hear it.
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> Wishing he was choking on Jayce's knot, wishing it was his cunt, wishing Jayce was his alpha and that this would fill his womb with pups
Remember, being bioessentialist is wrong. Reducing people to their genitalia is TERFy. But when you smack this label on it, you can get stuffed in that AFAB wet hole all you like - it's different when WE do it, sweaty.

tigercristabel has updated her wannabe Star Wars/Captive Prince fic. It looks like she's trying a new writing style to raise a few IQ points, but it's clear that she has no idea what she's doing. Half the time it seems as if someone else is writing her fic for her. Also features its very own Laura Loomer dog food eating scene.
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> Which means waking to an empty room, dawn only just starting to bruise across the empty sky, a surprise. Disconcerting.
This is an incomplete sentence. It does not actually SHOW that disconcerting feeling; it just says it.
> A wart thwarting the flow of thought
...very curious choice of words, as warts are caused by a virus and don't interrupt blood flow at all. At least with Compound W you can actually have the 'freezing' effect in your thoughts.
> It's sacrilege, blasphemy, a mockery to the hard work of those who came before him. He is nothing without his master
We got white slave play before GTA VI, lmao. Same author that had this character eat dog food in a cage. Now she's deciding on Django Unchained: XXX edition. Never change, JVs.
> Lest the defects fester and spread. The thought startles a chuckle out of him, as if he wasn't damaged enough as it is
So why do we have an 80-something old as prostitute be a sex slave to a virile, young, Turian-looking alien? We can stop aging in the vagina and permanently halt menopause, but we can't stop the shortening of telomeres? OK.
> Facts literally written into his DNA
If we are really talking about DNA here, your DNA is female and no amount of gaslighting is going to convince me this Alvin Virus zombie prostitute is sexually attractive. You are not Elvira. Get the fuck outta here.
> Perhaps the closet is where he belongs
Nah you belong in the crypt with the Cryptcreeper, dawg.
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> It's funny, the Talis colours must have preceded the reign of this planet
You tell me. You said it was an undeveloped shit hole. A third world planet, if you will.
> It dwarfs Viktor's own
Those Size 4 ring fingers coming in clutch.

One also has to appreciate the disconnect between the attempt to clean up the prose while the dialogue remains the same. Trying to write like Anne Rice while talking like Seth Rogen is a helluva pairing.
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> Even the most repressed societies he's experienced have had loose expectations for pets
For context: in 'Captive Prince', 'pets' are basically sex slaves for their masters, who are almost universally pederasts. The fact Viktor is THIS old - Cher old, if we're being specific - means that these 'repressive societies' will still fuck old people.
> Interesting that there's such stark variation amongst the King's staff when most monarchs prefer muted reflections surrounding them
This doesn't make a lick of sense. By 'muted reflections' do you mean they prefer silence? Just write that, ffs.
> Not that he wants the slap he was counting on Master to provide after the inevitable horror of him taking initiative working him up
This is also an incomplete sentence. This is beta-read, btw.
> Bruising on his cervix most likely, unsurprising given the battering it had endured last time
You can tell these AFAB wet holes have never had their cervix pinched, let along 'battered', because then they'll have a reason for their 'walking sticks'.
> It's still a relief to realise that he's not torn. It had seemed inevitable given Master's size, the way he'd bored into him and hollowed him out
He drilled into your core like he drilled into his planet, lmao. Also, a reminder that Jayce isn't even human here; he more or less looks like Garrus from Mass Effect. He's like a weird human-bird creature, and Viktor himself wonders if he's 'biologically human'. If she decides to renege on this 'alien' detail, we can just pretend he's some bird-thing for now.
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> How strong the UV radiation of this planet is
Well, you wouldn't do so good on it, Mr. White, Swan-necked, alabastrine, pale, milky, white, moon-pale, now would you? High UV means you have darker skin and/or plates like the Turians do as they are exposed to high amounts of radiation from their star. However, everyone living on this planet is pale-skinned without a single sunburn. This is a major oversight.
> Whether he'll be a pet on the floor, if he'll ever earn the privilege of sitting on Master's lap
In Captive Prince, certain pets can and will sit in their master's lap and eat from their hand. None have ever eaten actual dog food, though.
> Or keeping his cock during the meal. That would be a meal in itself, he's certain, and he finds his mouth salivating at the thought
There's more protein in that alien cock than you get in a decade. It's veinier and thicker than your arm. Tell me why fucking a century-old prostitute who looks like Martha Stewart is hot, again?
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> It makes him wonder where the food came from
They probably grew it, because they're in a marble palace on a terraformed planet, remember? The planet was supposed to be a backwater yet the King there can afford octogenarian sex slaves. Logic.
> He can't actually remember the last time he ate real food
> Singed had kept him on a diet of pet food
Literal pet food, btw. I wonder if this is a throwback to her fic where she had the disabled man 'bitched' and develop a vagina while locked in a cage, eating food of a cement floor. Thanks for bringing the Laura Loomer challenge to fanfic, fam!
> Even without a decade on nutritionally adequate kibble
This old-ass fucker with skin like a Hutt is eating literal dog food. I don't even think Boba Fett would take that kind of job.
> Who knows whether he'll get to try Lamian cuisine
They live on a high UV planet, yeah? The food is going to take a while to get used to, gastric biodome and all. Can't have you getting Hershey squirts while gobbling up King kibble dick, eh?
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In Captive Prince, slaves are not to make eye contact with their masters, yet pets can to an extent. Pets only exist because illegitimate children are so taboo in Veretian society - the society this fic is stealing from - that they'd rather fuck 13-year-olds and slaves instead.
> Viktor could only imagine how much this bathroom cost
If it could please a Krogan, he paid a pretty penny for it. His entire palace is made of marble on a shithole planet, btw.
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> Preparing his cunt is straightforward enough
I'd hope so, with your Darth Plagueis-looking ass.
> His ass is trickier
All those years servicing men from the 'doggy style' position and that ass isn't loose? Futuristic medicine is amazing, man.
> The second and it's clear that comfort won't be an option, but the penetration itself will be pleasurable should that be tested
One of these things is not like the other.
> He doesn't recognize the wrinkles, the greying hair, the wisps of facial hair
Just to let you know how ancient he is going off 'Captive Prince' lore: you 'age out' of being a pet when you're around 16. They like them youuuuuuuuuuuuuung in that book series. When you become an adult, you are sold, mostly as a fancy courtesan to nobles - but only if you are male. There are no female pets in this series, oddly enough - so having Viktor be one with his female parts raises a few eyebrows.
> Some of his previous owners would have seen his appearance as an insult, a defect amongst many others
Here we go with 'defects' again. We get it: he's an ugly, wrinkly, old-ass prostitute who probably looks like the moles on Lindsey Graham's ass. The facial hair adds a nice Asmongold touch, don't you think?
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What they expected: Cate Blanchett
What they got: coked out Bam Margera
I don't even think Slaanesh wants this one.

I get that "breed you full of pups" is fetish talk, but by the time they're figuring out preschool for the "pups," it rings wrong.
I don't know what the call their teenagers, because they seem to only focus on young, preschool children and then jump to adults. What are young alpha males called? Pre-bulls? Groypers?

Oh, and the AO3 subreddit has a very important PSA:
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Most of the comments were against the bad grammar, but some found the 'trans shit' comment a big no-no.
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They can tolerate race play slavery and pedophilia but 'trans shit' is the thin red line for them.
 
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The Mexican Trump fic has had an update. This author deserves her flowers for being a retarded progshit while making every one of Orange Man's mannerisms come to life in her 'fave' daddy dom top unironically. Lines for this chapter include:
- This particular omega was lucky he had such a pretty ass. It made enduring the smell worth it just to sink his fangs into that juicy ass.
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> Be a conservative
> You have an image to uphold: that of a respectable family man who honors tradition and family values
> You attend whorehouses to get your dick sucked because you think omegas are useless holes that need to be filled
> It's just your biological imperative
Yeah, that fits.
> The Undercity was a dumpster fire full of whores who were eager to get on all fours for him
*Mexico was a shithole country full of whores eager to get on all fours for him
> Jayce could still smell the slick dripping from him
> A citrusy, cloying scent. Jayce hated it
He hates the smell of fresh fruit because fresh fruit is Mexican and we need to tariff the shit out of those pussies.
> This particular omega was lucky he had such a pretty ass. It made enduring the smell worth it just to sink his fangs into that juicy ass
Mexican coochie stinks, but that junk in the trunk is second-to-none, eh?
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> If he was still unbonded at his age, it was because his work never left him time to go out and find a partner who could live up to his expectations
> Finds most omegas to be dumb femoid bimbos with low IQ; he wants a high IQ wet AFAB breeding hole so he can have high IQ pups
The jokes write themselves, wow.
> He was of the opinion that omegas looked much better when they focused on looking pretty and keeping their mouths shut
...Yep, that's Mexican Trump, right there.
>Omega son
*AFAB rapehole
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> He'd go to the Conservative party headquarters and politely decline
Does omegaverse have their version of Miriam Adelson tossing money to Mexican Trump, or is this a world free of Jewish politics? I'd love to know.
> The place was a pit full of criminals and trash
Oh? So what you're saying is that it's a shithole country.
> Most of his alpha friends would fall into a clinical depression if the Undercity pleasure houses disappeared overnight
So what you're telling me is that his alpha friends are all involved in the sex trade...and are on a list...and need to be protected because of their sex crimes? WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDDDDDDDDDDY
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> Be a good boy and shut the fuck up
I wonder if he has a type: Eastern European, light-coloured eyes, slim, small waists? Who might that remind you of?
> The alpha growled, baring his fangs at the shadow
They're just popping out their fangs like the vampires in True Blood trying to buy blood beer. I wonder if they do this during Presidential debates.
> He was one of those alphas. The kind who prowled the undercity streets with their heads hung low, consumed by addicted, unable to mark an omega or even stand up to another alpha
Let me guess. He's gonna start bombing some boats for narco-terrorism because they are ruining the alpha spirit.
> They were a disgrace to their secondary gender
"With a small loan of a million dollars, they, too, can unlock their true alpha. No one is a bigger alpha than me."
> Or worse, they found alpha and alpha unions so 'normal'.
In Omegaverse, same-sex/gender unions are frowned upon. This woke homophobia, written by progressives, is not called out because we're 'exploring gender' even when the 'optimal' pairing is a workaround heterosexual union, lmao. It's straight with extra steps.
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> Leave me the fuck alone before I open your throat
Alpha males settle their disputes by going Rick Grimes on each other's throats. The moar you know.
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> Silco, a sex and drug trafficker, exchanges blackmail and information to the conservative party
> He's hidden in the shadows and no one fucks with him because of what he knows
> He's a one-eyed Epstein
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> Jayce would never humiliate himself by asking a Piltover alpha for his son's hand. He wouldn't dare stain his own name with such an indecent proposal
The alpha male way is to fuck prostitutes and get yourself an STD free, tiny-waisted waifu. Hope that spoiled dick cheese was worth it.
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> He would have the chance to be named President and not Jayce?
I wonder if Stinky Dmitri has speeches like this:
When Zaun sends its people, they're not sending their best . . .
They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing
us those problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime.
They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.''
``They're sending us not the right people. It's coming from more than
Zaun. It's coming from all over Ixtal and Shurima, and it's
coming probably from Noxus."
> What do you think my voters in Piltover will think of me with they see me with a trafficker's son?
Pretend you're friends with them like you were with Ghislaine Maxwell, that's what.
> Now imagine it becomes ten times worse if you're the son of someone like me
You're asking an alpha male to feel empathy? He feels more empathy for his penile health and bank accounts. I bet you he sells a gold-plated phone, too.
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> Will he be able to give me a pup before the elections?
You're not even a candidate and you want your uwu omega to shit out a pup? OK.
> My son is a young, fertile omega
Whose disability magically does not matter during pregnancy and is no passed to his children at all.
> Had to be the most beautiful specimen he had ever seen
> Porcelain skin dusted with small moles across a face of fine features
I'll give you a few guesses on what he's based on. Hint, "If she wasn't my daughter, I'd date her."
> His fangs ached at the sight of those pink lips - they looked so soft, so delicious
His lips are thin and white.
> His slender, delicate figure was everything Jayce looked for in an omega: a small waist, long legs, a perfect, rounded ass
Mexican Trump has a thing for Slavic AFAB holes. Shocker. Oh, and let me guess: his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle.
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> He was what an omega was supposed to be
Came in expecting a Melania, came out with Malenia.
> The brunette
*Brunet
> Laced with subtle tones of damp earth and moss that reminded him of many afternoons hunting
Now, was he Dick Cheney hunting or does he hunt with his bare hands and teeth like all alpha males do?
> What President wasn't a little corrupt, after all?
You're marrying the 'son' of a known drug and sex trafficker, while acting like a US President known for bombastic statements. If I told you someone would actually write Trump in an Arcane fanfic of all places, you wouldn't believe me, yet here we are.
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Up next: Viktor summons his inner Hillary and the Arcancide begins.

Multi-yohanna has added the epilogue to her Bougie Bookstore fic, a work that has accumulated fanart and a 10k word epilogue. Lines for this chapter include:
- Gonna fill you up so good, baby. Stuff you so full it'll be all you can feel.

There is fanart for this work, drawn by this artist. Both are SFW.
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Looking at that, you can 100% conclude that Dylan Mulvaney there is, for once, a woman.
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"Nice hair care, babe. What's your secret?"
"My Annunaki head."
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Yes, we start off the epilogue with a sex scene. Viktor, after decades of being on T, has started to go off it, and rather than endure menopause (well, actually he should have entered it as soon as he got atrophy from said testosterone) and its ensuing hormone imbalance...unless the plot twist is that he's pregnant at the whopping old age of 40, despite being bound to a wheelchair and kept walking due to the craving for cock. That's a true statement, btw.
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> His pussy clenching around nothing
So glad it's as wet and ready to go as a 20-year-old's, vs the dried up pocket it would be after years of T. These authors always gloss over that fact because the actual issues would make their smut decidedly less smutty.
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> He moaned in a combination of pleasure and pain
Cliché. One forgets this is someone who can no longer walk and needs to be pushed around in a wheelchair.
> No teasing, I need you t -nnngh, fuck
Nothing hotter than sex talk where you enter the mind of Joe Biden.
> He didn't care if he was too heavy or too wet
"Too heavy." This is someone who had a mental breakdown when he compared his 'stick-thin' figure next to normal women.
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> Lapped up his juices
That's up there with 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' and 'obscene noises'.
> Can you go again, baby?
We can orgasm more than once, so that would be a yes. Latino privilege means you can keep going at your middle age, too.
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> You have been insatiable in the past few weeks
Withdrawal from T or is it the pregnancy twist I'm expecting?
> He slowly rubbed his labia
'Vagina' is out of the question, but labia is just fine. Sounds more gender neutral.
> The stretch was always on the edge of too much
Thank God that 40-year-old pussy is as wet as it was when you were a college student and could drown out the Deepwater Horizon incident. Get a time machine and this man's wet pussy and you could've prevented an environmental disaster.
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> He sent a silent message to the universe, thanking it for giving him a man who always knew what Viktor craved
This really is an X-rated Hallmark movie, lmao. The quiet, timid, fragile and disabled (wo)man who endured a nasty divorce, losing everything, including her esteemed job, finds another lost soul, a hunky Latino with a big dick. They bond together, fight over Instagram DMs, and have glorious makeup sex. You can't get any more heterosexual than that.
> No matter how long Viktor went at, how big of a toy he used - how long his ex spent on top of him - he couldn't even come close if he didn't stroke himself
Latino Heat hits different, frfr. It's not like those shitty pieces of silicone you shove inside that AFAB hole, and it certainly isn't like that unseasoned white dick. Latino Lover to the rescue.
> It was a game they liked to play. How long would Viktor take to cum just from Jayce's cock spearing him open over and over again?
I tell ya, white men don't season they dicks. Latino men are just built different, even if that dick is built like his peg leg.
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> His hands returning to their familiar post on Viktor's waist
Yes, this author has used the 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle' shit. I thought I'd read it again here and rip my hair out.
> Always inventing new ways to make Viktor blush even in the filthiest of circumstances
And the 'filthy circumstances' is being told he's beautiful and perfect and precious like a Christina Aguilera song.
> Gonna fill you up so good, baby. Stuff you so full it'll be all you can feel
Me when I talk to my gas tank
> As if they were fusing together into a single being
Almost as if that's possible because you have complementary genitalia and your bodies were, you know, literally made for reproduction.
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Yes, after having the best sex of his life with a peg-leg penis, this pooner has a mental breakdown and begins crying. That is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, especially when there is no reason for it. I can see why this BPD nightmare had such a meltdown over not being answered on Instagram DMs for over a week: look at how this person reacts when their lover is just getting a towel to clean themselves up with! He is getting a towel, not an Israeli rocket to the face.
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Hey remember when Viktor offered to make Jayce brand-new prosthetics based on his experience in robotic engineering? Guess we completely forgot about that, huh?
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I seem to recall that Viktor's condition was worsening so rapidly he could no longer walk and had to remain in his wheelchair at all times. Now he is walking, albeit with the wheelchair as a guide, but it looks like the author can't even remember the disability rep she's so keen on representing.
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> Was Viktor nervous about going with him to the premiere? Is that why he was gripping his favourite blue blankie?
This is a grown-ass adult. You'd think he'd be on some kind of SSRI by now, as most pooners are. This was once an accomplished academic, yet he can't even attend a movie premiere. Just go to a private showing if you're that nervous.
> It's not my fault they picked the hottest actor in the country to play the main character
Did they conveniently get about 6'2 half-white, half-Latino to play him, or just a white guy with a tan?
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hahah, get it? He's talking about his THIRD leg, the leg that doesn't produce pus and blood when you squeeze it.
> Best way to wake up, hands down
Being woken up with a blowjob is one of men's favourite fantasies, fun fact.
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> You took care of it better than I ever could
> Damn right
You hear that? If you are feeling perpetually horny, only a flesh-and-blood penis can fix that. You want a BIG OLE DICK

> I'm going to show up with the prettiest man on my arm, and everyone is going to know he's mine
> Shows up looking like Dylan Mulvaney
Oh yeah, Instagram is totally going to be on board treating FTMfemininity there that they're just as hot as Angelina Jolie in her Tomb Raider days.
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1. Why is a trans man wearing makeup? I thought you were supposed to be living as a MAN, not wannabe Boy George.
2. Micellar water. If you want to pretend to be female, while insisting you are a gay man, then you should know about makeup removing tools. You do not need to scrub your eyelids red. You are doing it wrong and are using the wrong eyeliner.
> Viktor had never been good at taking initiative
Yeah, this isn't Viktor. He was the one who suggested they break into the lab; he was the one to pushed Jayce towards realizing his dream. He absolutely takes initiative, otherwise he wouldn't experiment on himself. This is just BPD FTMFemininity Viktor. A long-ass sentence for a long-ass label.
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> Dmitri liked a post 100 days ago
> Acknowledges it only today as a win
> His definition of 'major victory' is to post his Dylan Mulvaney partner on Instagram
Holy fuck, I hope the memes roast your ass, especially if it ends up on right-wing IG.
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Interesting how Jayce knows how to apply makeup, and his masculinity is not questioned once, yet the brave, 100% valid trans man here wears makeup, feminine clothing, and generally ACTS like one through-and-through. If he's meant to be trans, he sure doesn't sound like it.
> You look so fucking hot with eyeliner on
> He just looks like a thinner Coco Chanel in her 80s
Yeesh.
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> Leaving Viktor to contemplate whether he actually needed to apply any blush
> Applies bright, colourful eyeshadow to give his eyes a totally masc look
Very masc, spending all that time on makeup like he's Carla Bruni. You aren't even Carla Bruni in her fifties. Give it a rest.
> Jayce added a caption to the top left corner: here's a more recent one, for your viewing pleasure
Meanwhile in the comments: 'TF this guy kissing a skeleton? You'd think a hunk like him would choose something with meat on his bones.'
'MF looks like Demi Moore'
'Bro kissing the Cryptkeeper 😭'
> Thought he resembled an ancient statue like that
> Jayce decided he looked more like the Moon. Stunning, pearl-faced
More like a Moon-faced, pearl-faced Jeffree Starr. Albeit Jeffree Star wouldn't have reacted to the Instagram ghosting like Viktor did. Rather than cry over it, Starr would make a dramatic callout, calling Jayce a loser and a pussy who can't have that ass. THAT is how gay men act. They don't cry over IG posts - they bitch.
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> Admits the only reason he's going on foot is to make better photos
> A paragraph later, ends up using the wheelchair because he gets too overwhelmned
> Has to be convinced to use the wheelchair due to innate shame, even when he's a robotic engineer and can make new legs for himself
I guess we really did forget about that. The whole plot of him working with amputees was dropped like those IG DMs, lmao
> He looked resplendent, clad in a red and black ensemble that hugged his lithe frame like a second skin
> Still looks like Demi Moore in her 60s had a kid with Dylan Mulvaney
The choker won't help when it will literally sag on his skin. We are supposed to treat this FTMfemininity as a man, when this author hasn't bothered to do that once. Even the fanart doesn't draw him as masc at all.
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If you decided to stay in your wheelchair, why not make a custom walker that will show off your legs AND offer support? You can out-dress the Met Gala, you know.
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> I feel like I'm about to throw up, though
Me too. Bitch wants to be like Maddie Perez and just looks like Cassie if we went through that space vacuum scene in 'Event Horizon'.
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> I thought it wasn't that bad
Hey remember when your boyfriend/fiance/hunky Latino who pulverizes your pelvis went on TV for an apology tour and you were both mad and saddened? And how it all started over being ghosting for a WEEK? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
> Your wheelchair is so cool
Of course, we have to have a kid there complimenting our FTMfemininity cripple here. Isn't this supposed to be an adults-only premiere? Usually kids aren't allowed at movie premieres unless they're the actors themselves.
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Uh oh, The busty, blonde cis woman with curves is intruding onto property that belongs to Demi Mulvaney. We can't have that, no ma'am.
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Of course she has to be clingy and disrespect boundaries. This is clearly a Very Bad Thing, but having out titular character who 'does not take initiative' have a full meltdown over an Instagram DM that wasn't answered in a week. I'm never letting that go.
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For a moment, I thought there was going to be another smut scene after the chapter began with one, just to tie things up. But no, it's actually more trauma dumping.
> Jealousy looks good on you
> She needed to do a lot better than to make me jealous
You're gonna hate IG then, because they're going to be thirsting over Belinda and not Demi Mulavaney.
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> Read the script
> Never saw the storyboards or behind-the-scenes action
Meanwhile, Gillian Flynn produced the movie based on her novel. She had input regarding everything. Same with Queen TERF JKR.
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Get your tissues ready, we're about to have a long, drawn out talk.
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> I'm not good at this. It's not my forte - you know that
You got that right. Instead of having a man-to-man talk, you had a total mental breakdown OVER INSTAGRAM. You were 'ready to call it quits' over a single week of not getting messages. I have also held Jayce accountable as well, because all he had to do was tell Viktor he wasn't feeling well and is trying to prepare for a major surgery. That's it.
> I was looking for blueprints, back when we wanted to tweak your prosthesis
Oh yeah, that. I am glad this got brought up in the last chapter when him being an engineer and getting shanked on patents by his ex was only an important character arc for a trauma dumping scene.
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> There is not a single part of me, not even those little hateful, jaded pieces that whisper nasty things
> Be a proud trans man
> There are still parts of you that hate yourself
Happens every time-berg-stein.
> I know that I don't show emotion easily
> The reason for their almost-breakup was Viktor having a total meltdown and causing a shitshow because he didn't get a message in a week
> Is a clingy, emotionally unstable pooner who gets bouts of jealousy and rage when normal women stand beside him
> Dresses like shit, but the narrative treats him like the hottest thing alive
Ho-fucking hum.
> I thought my dreams of having a big family were finally coming true
And look at that. You ended your bloodline by fucking a dried-up pooner - unless my hunch is correct and he's pregnant.
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> His ex was committed to marriage and children
> His BPD mannerisms turned him off as he was too emotionally clingy
> Make the woman the aggressor because we need 'cis women' to be evil bitches who make the Latino with a heart of gold and a third leg the tragic character
Meanwhile, before his accident, he was seen as a cocky individual and our 'I don't take initiative' Viktor was giving scathing reviews to his books. We really do forget our own details and plot lines, eh?
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> I know rubies are your favourite
As pretty as they are, with those yellow doe-eyes of his, he's going to look like the condiment section at a food truck.
> I do not want to live unless it's with you by my side. I want to call you husband
Just check those DMs once in a blue moon, yeah?
> I don't want to spend the rest of my life afraid of what could go wrong
> Spent most of his life afraid of what could go wrong (while wearing parachute pants)
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"If it's one thing I know, it's the circumference of your fingers"
Yeah those Size 4 ring fingers are just so smol against those yeti punchers.
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> He'd finally get to become everything that Jayce had always wanted
Apparently this means cooking, cleaning, dressing fem, and basically being a 'feminine' wife that works six days a week at a bookstore that may or may not be failing.
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> I'm so sorry you knew and doubted yourself because of it
It was meant to be a surprise and he 'doubted' the proposal because...it was meant to be a surprise and he found out and he thought Jayce would back out? OK.
> It makes perfect sense with the new context I have
It's a real shame your hubby-to-be didn't add context when you had an entire meltdown over Instagram DMs. Here I thought someone here massacred his cat and his entire bloodline of house plants.
> Is this why you've been so stressed lately?
What a dumb thing to be stressed about, especially when you KNOW this guy is going to propose. Oh, and guess what? My hunch was correct. In the author's notes, she headcanons that Viktor is having twins at his ripe age of 40, with greater and greater loss in mobility. I'm sure pregnancy at his age and health would go smoothly.
> I just wanted to show you that I care
This could have been solved in an Instagram message.
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> You take care of me every single day
> You've taught me how to care for myself and make the space around me work
I find this deeply humorous, even when the author clearly does not mean it that way: she wants this character to be viewed and treated as a 'gay trans man', and yet Viktor is the one doing female-typical roles of expending emotional labour to make a man be a better person, vs the man confronting his demons and exorcising them. Most of the character growth here came from exposition; this massive confession and crying session has been the norm in this fic. The ironic thing about this is that this is meant to be Viktor's strong spot, when most of the fic has revolved around Jayce, the man, and his feelings.
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Yeah, it's not like anything else happened on Instagram, right? I will never get over the fact that they nearly broke up and had a fallout because he didn't respond to his messages. All Jayce had to do was say, 'Hey, can't talk right now. Been in a lot of pain recently and haven't been able to reach out. We'll catch up in time'. See? Straight to the point. Very masc. Manly. Here they're pissing and shitting and crying themselves over who gets to propose first.

I cut a bit of the following paragraph because it was just them discussing their plans.
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And there you have it - finally. A fic that had its ups and downs over Instagram comments, wearing bad makeup and looking like Dylan Mulvaney, is over. The one thing that stood out to me, and which you've surely noticed, is the habit of characters trauma dumping and crying over their past rather than letting those things evolve over time. The mischaracterization, the feminization, and the 'he lacked initiative' are common in Viktor's characterizations, because at the end of the day, it is simply projection: this is the author, who poured her disabilities and her transness into the character, who wants nothing more than to be whisked away by a big, muscular hunk with a well-endowed penis. I was not wrong about this being an X-rated Hallmark movie, albeit those movies tend to have better character arcs than the sheer trauma dumping this had. I already covered most of my issues in the last post I made on this, so I'll leave it at that.

BTW, I wasn't kidding about the twins thing:
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I'm sure a geriatric pregnancy - at 42 years of age - with his disabilities will be just so much fun to write. By the time your kids are college ready, why, you'll be a crooked, bent 60-year-old! While it sounds cute in principle, this fucker is literally too crippled - when he isn't wearing parachute pants - to chase after kids; IF they are born healthy, that is. You can have wet T-pussies at 42 but you cannot have a potato baby. That's too far.

Big Rigs: Over the Ho has its penultimate chapter. After this, it's the epilogue. After landing in Seattle, Land of the Troons, our 18-year-old lot lizard now has to contend whether he wants to stay with a 40-year-old trucker, because, as the author so kindly put it, 'they really want to fuck in every universe'. Apparently that also includes a prostitute that is only 2 years older than said trucker's daughter. The lines for this fic include:
- I’m going to suck your cock, and you’re going to let me.
- The all consuming, otherworldly pleasure wrought upon him by this man’s cock alone
- I'm not cumming in anything but your pussy tonight
- Such a wet little cunt. Does that feel good, sliding along my dick like that?
- You want me to fuck you so bad, don’t you? Want me to split you in half, spear you on my cock until I spill deep inside that pretty little pussy.
A storm has hit Seattle and Viktor watches it from his hotel window. He just barely missed it, and ruminates on the raw power of the waves: their strength, the ugly colour of the seafoam, the 'currents breaching like whales under the storm', and how if he were to wander out there, he probably wouldn't make it past his knees until he got swept away (truthfully, he wouldn't need to make it two steps outside until he became Wilson). He thinks about a place called Point Nemo and how it's so desolate the only people closest to it are those on the ISS. He thinks about this desolation and how he wishes the waves would wash him away from his life of prostitute, his family, and Jayce, who pumped-and-dumped him with his BIG OLE DICK and now has to contend with the fact he fucked a teenager (not really; his daughter 100% affirms and supports him!).

Cheap smartphone in hand, he looks through job offers in seaside Seattle, apparently unaware that those places are usually for tourists and big game fishermen, not prostitutes with GEDs. He wants to get a job to 'settle down' - once again, OnlyFans was not an option - then he realizes that today was Ama's birthday. He wonders if they are still at that diner, enjoying their meal and lives, and ponders over whether he should have joined them. He feels immense hurt at the realization Jayce's pure love is for his daughter and not him (while not explicitly said, you can infer that from the writing), and he so desperately wanted to introduce himself to meet Jayce's favourite person. Seconds later, molten anger flows through him and he isn't sure whether to forgive him or not; whether to enjoy the memories he had or bury the rage somewhere in the dirt.

As he stews in that, he throws his phone to the side with nothing to do, staring up at the ceiling, listening to the storm outside until someone knocks on his door. Wondering who could be knocking during this weather, he waits a few moments, hoping they'll leave until he hears one last knock. Who could this stranger be, you wonder? Why, it's none other than Jayce, plastered like a wet dog, saying he 'was right' like that scene in The Notebook. Viktor, flabbergasted, tells him to come inside. He asks him what he's doing there, wasn't he supposed to be with Ama? Jayce says yes, and that she says hello, before going to the sink and washing his hands with hot water (I'm surprised the power has stayed on for as long as it has). Turns out, he stood outside that door for twenty whole minutes deciding whether to knock and what to say, before finally getting the courage and providing us this Nicolas Sparks scene.

Viktor, initially annoyed, softens, because it's so out-of-character to see a man like him stand for twenty minutes in the rain, thinking of something romantic to say. Well, the romantic thing is this: the 'third thing', the thing that's been there the entire time and how he's been 'too stupid to admit it' - which is, of course, love. We're not addressing the fact he's an old-ass man and only gets away with it because he's attractive and has a BIG OLE DICK. Viktor feels another flash of anger, asking if Jayce thinks it absolves him of what he's done. Jayce says no, he's a stupid old man - "I could have told you that, already" is the pooner's reply - and he's spent a majority of his life running away from it. On the contrary, he WAS in love - he was a 'butter killer', after all - because he was married and had a child, yet his mood disorder got in the way and his own wife could not bear to be near him due to his emotional, volatile tendencies. That aside, Jayce says he's made a lot of mistakes in his life, but having Viktor in his passenger seat was not one of them. He says that he's managed to show him the one thing he's been missing his whole life: himself. Yes, an 18-year-old prostitute was needed to show a grown-ass man nearing middle age the meaning of life, but whatever. Pretty privilege takes you a long way.

During a timely lightning flash, Jayce admits to Viktor that he loves him. This causes our lot lizard to think he's in the afterlife or brought down by the waves, and breaks down crying. Jayce is there to catch him when he falls, buttressing him with his warm body. Viktor actually has a full-blown sob session, to the point that Jayce's voice goes in and out, and he has to rock him in place like he's a baby. Turns out, Viktor has never heard 'I love you' in years, not even from his parents, so hearing it at last from someone he's sexually attracted to - his knight in flannel, as he calls it - is affirming. Jayce simply says that that's 'cruel' to hear, but that gives them time to start getting cuddly on the bed; that is, until Viktor teasingly says he's going to get the bed wet.

We then get into your usual romantic confession scene before he starts pounding that cervix. He tells Viktor he 'hasn't the faintest clue' what to do, to which Viktor agrees, giving comforting touches along the way. When Viktor asks why, Jayce says he has a 'real habit of fucking everything up' - Gee, whose fault is that, again? - and that he doesn't want to hurt Viktor.
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> With all the hesitation settled within Viktor's heart throughout his life surrounding love and trust
He never actually had to become a prostitute, you know. He's apparently a genius, but not in this universe where he, a valid trans 'boy', had to be kept away from juvie boys because they were going to rape him and he has to have sex with greasy, 40-year-old men and dresses like an emo goth chick in a white supremacist biker bar. But muh LOVE muh trust MUH SAFETY
> He couldn't deny Jayce if he tried. He can't deny himself either
Pretty privilege works wonders if you're a 40-year-old DILF who washes his hair vs the greasy Mitch Bakers Viktor was fucking for money.
> Let me decide whether or not you get to hurt me, not the other way around
"It's down the river, not across the street...but your dick goes down the river AND across the street, big boy."
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> You are an old man. A lot more experience under your belt, as you say
And when you age into your twenties and thirties, he'll be nearing his sixties. He'll have ED; his penis will shrink. Then you'll be a bangmaid, while being disabled yourself, as he ages out of his job.
> Looking up at him through his lashes in a fiery, doe-like way
Here we go with the doe-like shit. I know what you are.
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> I've never actually been kissed before
Would you look at that. It's like he's a young virgin about to have sweet, safe, affirming sex with a hot trucker who respects his identity. I'm literally crying.
> Viktor can smell the musky hint of Jayce, the scent he's become so comfortable with
It's a MAN scent, the scent of MASCULINITY, the hefty feel of MALE.
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> I don't care. As long as it's you, that's all I want
It really does hit different when you're a DILF vs a grease monkey with cigarette stains on his wife beater. If Jayce was living in a trailer this wouldn't hit (hehe) the same way.
> Open your mouth for me, pretty baby
And he has no ass, no hips, no nothin'. He goes for white supremacist bikers who cook meth in the woods high on said meth because even biker chicks have meat on their bones. Stick to OF next time.
> Good boy
"You're a teenage prostitute that I would like to marry but that isn't the red line - misgendering is!"
> His hot tongue pressing against Viktor's so roughly he nearly chokes on it
What, does he have a cow tongue?
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> Bites down, sucking along the muscle crudely
...ouch.
> Jayce's hands fly straight to his waist as if it's the most instinctive move he's ever made
Let me guess: his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle.
> Every part of you. The good, the bad. The parts you think are broken
He's saying this to a grown man whose divorce was predicated on him punching holes in the walls. He has PTSD and rage issues for killing a butterfly. But hey, an 18-year-old prostitute can fix him, right?
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He's so beautiful he managed to turn heads - for the wrong reasons - while dressing like a cat-eared goth troon at a biker bar. Never forgetting that scene, btw.
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> His fingers gliding along his skin until the pause, wrapped around Viktor's neck
I am shocked, shocked, I tell you, that the man known for punching holes in walls enjoys choking the uwu pale, white, alabastrine skinned swan-neck here.
> Gonna choke me out? Shut me up, maybe?
"Gonna snap me in half and eat me like Los Zetas?"
> No, I'm gonna pry every word in the bible from that sharp little mouth of yours
First of all, you are going to capitalize 'Bible', heathen bitch. Then you are going to recite this verse:

Deuteronomy 22:5

> Got you racing like a hummingbird, didn't it?
You were about to snap that neck like he was one.
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Here I thought this scene was about Viktor feel dysphoria around his breasts. Turns out that was a total lie; he doesn't feel dysphoria at all, and doesn't even seem to want to use Seattle's pro-troon laws to get his hormones. He's just a normal underage female prostitute with the 'trans' label slapped on.
> His navel
She finally fixed this. She was known for using 'naval' instead.
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You can call a man every word in the book, it will wash off his back like water - but call him senile, and that implies his brain as well as his 18-inch wheeler isn't working, and then you'll find yourself in the submissive and breedable position.
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> Slides his hands up into the legs of his shorts to palm his ass
There's nothing to grab or grope, sorry.
> Spreading him apart until Viktor feels like his cunt is going to swallow the crotch of his shorts
Looks like his vagina is an all-around industrial processor: it handles penis AND polyester on the regular.
> Shit. You have no damn clue how bad I've wanted to do this since I met you
Wouldn't that mean he clocked Viktor as a pooner immediately and knew he had a pussy? Lmao
> Before Jayce's tongue flattens over his cock
I'm sure we're getting a blowjob scene, so let me say this: if one man, the penis man, the male masculine scent haver, manages to choke you with his, and yours can be 'played with' like it's a Werther's candy - it ain't a dick.
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> I knew you'd taste sweet. Smell fuckin' good, top
"I can smell all of the Red Light District in here, Tony!"
> That he's never met a man who licks pussy like Jayce before
Oh? You, as a teenage trans prostitute, who only gets called a 'boy' from Johns who know you're easy pussy, never found one that is willing to go down on you? Maybe they're not into 'man pussy'? Or they think it's unclean? Funny, that.
> Jayce eats like a man starved
Second most overused line behind 'his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle'.
> His tongue carves deep into Viktor's core like a Swiss Army Knife
And that's the new title for the spoiler. Swiss Army Knifes are emergency/survival knives; they are not meant for carving meat. Something tells me, "He tongue carves deep into Viktor's core like a Japanese Damascus steel" doesn't have the same...sharp cut.
> But he obeys, the good boy he wants to be for Jayce
Pussybois lie there and take it, while MASCULINE, MALE, MAN PENIS puts it in like the designated top. Rules of Nature.
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> Only then does he break eye contact, engulfed in the vision of Viktor's cunt bared before him
Be in awe, that thing nearly ate his shorts.

Anyways, here he gets anxious over Jayce seeing his self-harm scars, the things he feels are necessary because life is heckin' transphobic and he doesn't want to be a prostitute, a position he willingly chose. Again, OnlyFans could be done at home and he could sell feet pics. He wouldn't need to show a shly fluttering cunt at all.

In any case, one wonders why Jayce didn't see them when he fucked him in his truck. Was it because he was on his stomach and they're visible from the front? Viktor wasn't wearing pantyhose, but a short skirt that showed off said scarred legs. Other Johns didn't notice them, either. Even if he did wear pantyhose when trying to present 'fem', it's a weird oversight. You can see them through that fabric, too.
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> As long as he has Jayce, he's not alone
Yes, cry with the man who got a divorce because he couldn't stop punching walls and was so afraid of losing his family he willingly engaged in bad behaviour because he lost his family. But this is different, see: he's being so affirming and hot and understanding that if he did look like a greasy biker trying to look at a pooner naked, those teeth WOULD be knocked out. Pretty privilege can penetrate any shell - especially if you're packing an 18-inch wheeler.
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> If I did, I wouldn't have been able to stop. I would have laid you down, spread you out
This implies that he clocked Viktor from the get-go and knew he would be dealing with pussy the entire time. "Thank God I'm not actually a faggot," he must be thinking.
> I would have made you see more
Smooth.
> Viktor just about combusts from the pressure that fills his core
That would be a smooth line had this not been from an author that used, 'his pussy fluttered shyly'. That puts a damper on things.
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> Woulda named new constellations after you, kid. Drawn them out with my tongue...til you burned hotter than the sun. My own little supernova
"Woulda named you Proxima centauri, 'cause you're hot and all red-faced and a low-mass star that can't be seen with the naked eye."
> His tongue curls and pulses around Viktor's cock
It makes me laugh knowing his cow tongue is better than that clit, lmao. It isn't even plumped up by T - it is just your regular clitoris.
> His mouth continuing its perfect assault on Viktor's cock
Easy to do when you're batting something the size of a jelly bean.
> Ricochets deep into the very DNA that makes up his being
XX marks the spot 😉
> His beautifully sculpted chest is coated with a generous amount of salt and pepper hair
If he did not have muscles, or golden skin, or a big bulge, this would give the author the Ick and this would be more of a horror story. Add muscles and sexual attractiveness and you can make a 40-year-old man going after an 18-year-old AFAB wet hole look hot, too.
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> Spotting the very large, very enticing bulge beneath the zipper
We know he's big. But I guess we are really going for the 18-inch wheeler here. I'm sure he's so thick he makes those thin lips plump up like Kardashian lips.
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> I'm going to suck your cock, and you're going to let me
This is a real line.
> Makes Viktor practically drool from both ends
But was it fluttering shyly and drooling like a dog?
> Viktor has to hold himself back from driving his nose straight into the man's armpits
He needs to huff that DILF smell before the DILF dick. He needs that MANLY, MASCULINE, MALE penis shoved inside him for the full gender affirming experience.
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> You sound like a whore
He IS one, retard.
> The all-consuming, otherworldly pleasure wrought upon him by this man's cock alone
This is another real line. It speaks volumes how handsome men and big dicks make pooner pussy swoon. It's almost as if biological instinct is calling, but you're not a moon-faced 18-year-old prostitute. YWNBAP
> His cock is large, very much so, just like he imagined. It's uncut and thick
Of course. We are not having a 40-year-old man fuck a barely legal teen like that. He has to be handsome and have a huge cock in order for it to work. We need the MASCULINE, MANLY, MALE penis shoved inside that sweet-smelling vagina. It's very affirming.
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> If Viktor weren't so in love with the man, he would walk right out of the motel room on principle alone
No, you wouldn't. Men with penises that large are rare. You would be sucking on that dick like Deepwater Horizon sucked out oil from the sea floor.
> He wraps a hand around Jayce's girth
Oh? Our Size 4 uwu hand was able to do that? Well he's not as thick as I imagined, then. Look at our Anaconda jaw doing its job. I bet you those big, manly, hairy balls are bigger than Viktor's hands.
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> He forces the head of Jayce's cock to the back of his throat
> He sucks him down to the base - the head of Jayce's cock plunges deep into Viktor's throat and his nose buried in soft, curly hair
Comes with the territory. He wasn't made to do that in juvie, was he?
> God. You're gonna kill me. Send me to an early fuckin' grave
Tyrion Lannister would like to exchange places.
> I'm not cumming in anything but your pussy tonight
This is a real line.
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> Only when I fuck
Apparently it also shows up when he punches holes in the walls.
> Viktor thinks he's gonna treat it like a blood sport. A hunt to the death
Now why would you think that of a muscular brown man? Weird thing to write, tbh. Are you racist, sarah?
> He looks deep into the eyes of the man destined to rip him to shreds
Literally. He's going to get that Red Light District remodeled.
> The rim of muscle flutters at the touch, pulling a gasp from Viktor
Sorry, no anal. Just traditional Christian sex here.
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> Such a wet little cunt. Does that feel good, sliding along my dick like that?
I assume it would because no one would be reading this otherwise.
> Their cocks catch
Only one of them can make a throat bulge. The other is no bigger than a wisdom tooth.
> The next time their cocks align
See point above. He isn't even on T, so you can't even call that a 't-dick'.
> Wanting nothing more than to slam his hips down and take it all in one single push
It'll be the single largest source of protein in his life.
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> His thumb tapping twice against Viktor's cock
If his thumb pad is larger than your 'cock' and can be tapped on like a smartphone keyboard, it ain't a cock.
> He hasn't fully occupied his head by the time Jayce starts to buck his hips, driving his cock up into Viktor impossibly deep
Just in case you needed a reminder: he is fucking an 18-year-old while in his forties, a teenager only three years older than his daughter. It's OK because he has a large penis and is hot. If he looked like a greasier Jay Leno this would be Icky.
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> Letting the head of his cock press so deep inside him that the pleasure is on the brink of turning into pain
You can have a drink for that.
> Not only the physical connect, the way Jayce's cock buries into the deepest, most earth-shattering parts of him, but also the way their hearts seem to sync
It's exactly the way Jesus wanted *sniff*
> Jayce's hand sliding up his nape to hold the base of his skull
Look at that uwu skull. So small he can crush it like a beer can.
> His cock never slipping from inside his cunt
LMAO HE REALLY IS A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. Spinnin' around on that stick like he's in an oven. Here's your Publix chicken, everybody!
> Like this, Jayce can fuck him deeper, so deep that Viktor swears he can feel it beating against his heart
He probably can, given it's an 18-inch wheeler, lmao.
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> Gonna fill your sweet little cunt
He better not get pregnant. That's going to be a weird conversation to have with your daughter.
> So fuckin' tiny, wrapped around me so goddamn tight
He sounds exactly like those questionable PornHub titles: 'Tiny teen IMPALED by huge cock!' but make it woke. He's just so uwu tiny compared to that huge man meat.
> The strength with which Jayce fucks into Viktor now, like he's racing towards the finish line, sends Viktor barreling out of the atmosphere
Not bad for a 40-year-old who drives all day and doesn't work out. Maybe he can wave to the ISS astronauts when he's done, eh?
> The head of his cock throbbing against his cervix
I suppose that's a fair trade for slamming against it.
> Every last drop milked by Viktor's fluttering cunt
Take a few shot for a fluttering vagina that milks a big ole dick like a cow's udder.
> Wonderful smell of sex weaving through his senses
Smells like a virgin, experienced like a prostitute. Literally every man's dream (wo)man.
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> If Jayce looked hard enough, maybe he could see his heart drumming beneath his ribcage
Literally. He's that fucking bony.
> You lovin' me is the best thing that's happened...in a long, long time
Then you look at this in context and it's a 40-year-old man expecting an 18-year-old to give it all up for him because he was too violent for his first, normie 'cis' wife and daughter. Reminder he avoided bringing that up to his own daughter because she would've found that weird (surprisingly, she did not, because the narrative demands it).
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> He could have very easily been lost to the world, forgotten and unremarkable, important to no one, dead to everyone
> Be a trans man
> You cut yourself because you can't deal with the crises of your life as an 18-year-old prostitute
> Admits that no one would have missed your sacred transness if you just went and died
> Author thinks this is the most depressing thing ever

You want to know something else that's depressing? This next line:
> I've spent over forty years looking for you
You know, as much as I mock shitty smut dialogue, I was almost able to give this a pass. It's just heterosexual sex between a DILF and a 'tiny' AFAB wet hole. Then when Sarah puts this shit in, it gets weird. For the record, it is WEIRD AS HELL to have a 40-year-old tell you he has spent 'over forty years' looking for you. It implies his former wife, a grown woman, was not enough; that he had to wait until a barely legal teen that happens to fit men's favourite porn titles enter his life. This isn't Dracula's 'I have waited across oceans of time to find you'. This is a man with a daughter who got divorced because he was so emotionally volatile his own wife thought he was going to harm their newborn. Yeah. That's a detail you should've never added because that's all I can think of here. It makes the romance so much creepier because this is a man whose 'demons' involve domestic abuse. So while they're smoking in a motel where they're not supposed to smoke, think long and hard about this old-ass man who has a thing for younger AFABs stating he waiting his whole life to meet them. I cannot take smut seriously if it is prefaced with a man who sounds like a predator.

Even the Haybale Ho Shania Twain fic didn't do this. They were both adults there. This epilogue is gonna be wild.
If you want to know what original works are like on AO3, here's one example: a 12-year-old ends up in a 'sex-filled rabbit hole'.
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Every time they update the list of canonized tags you can be sure that there will be some absolute bangers. And by bangers I mean total insanity.
 
The Lady Masemar fic has crossed the 200k threshold. We are almost to the end, and are now in the domestic arc. No telling if we'll be seeing beheaded Africans anytime soon.
We begin with another Lady Masemar/Shoola pamphlet, where she congratulations their marriage - that was already announced to the Piltover elite, thanks to her actions - and on Viktor becoming a Viscount. She briefly brings up an 'attempted murder' and other scandals - kingslaying notwithstanding - and how ladies (she uses 'ladys) and gentlemen sigh at the loss of not joining Jayce's "prominent" family. Jayce will be hosting the wedding in the winter, something that raises Shoola's eyebrows, as normally weddings take place in the summer when flowers are in bloom. He is busy making preparations for said wedding, and Viktor is trying to settle things in Zaun while he learns how to be a Viscount: collecting taxes, managing properties, etc, vs ruling a kingdom. It is still never shown whether Viktor is even related to Silco by blood; this remains the largest plot hole to date. Masemar ends her pamphlet by congratulating them on their wedding, ignoring the fact the entire Zaun fallout was because she couldn't keep her mouth shut.

We cut back to Viktor and his sisters - Vi playing cards, Powder painting - with the latter telling Viktor he should wear the green suit he wore last month. Viktor says no - he wore that at the ball, it's a fashion faux pas - so Powder tells him to wear white, the newly emerging trend that is taking the wedding world by storm. Instead, he should wear, 'something old, something new, something burrowed, something blue', with a coin in his shoe. Vi brings up the fact that in the Kiramman household they wear warm colours, and Viktor responds with, 'And what is white, Vi?' as if it is meant to be an existential question, and for good reason: since the renunciation of his title, the servants have begun to whisper behind his back, no longer seeing him as the untouchable heir apparent. He is now just another Piltovan to them, learning etiquette and tax management from Silco, because Silco knows a lot about Topside culture now (but doesn't know how to smuggle things out as he was left completely in the dark over what was happening for MONTHs on end).

Powder then asks what they will be serving; she mentions that when she brought up the idea of eel fillets, Jayce looked like he was about to gag. Turns out he has PTSD from that and the lamb tongue. Then, as if summoned by those words, Silco appears, saying that Jayce does not have a refined palate, before informing Viktor that the tailor is here. We then get our dressmaker/tailor scene, where a woman with black hair pulled into a high bun (Elora? LeBlanc?) is his Rose Bertin, replete with swatches of cloth and embroidery, with a full set of mirrors to examine Viscount Soggy Pussy here. As it happens, the dressmaker is not Elora, but Romin Castellan, Zaun's finest tailor, who knows her way around dressing a groom. She shows him the sketches, and he is pleasantly surprised at her designs: crisp, neat trim and patterned buttons, to even designing pants meant to hide his disability. Then, to hammer it home that he is a Real Man, she suggests a wedding cape vs a veil, even when this man is not a virgin and veils have symbolic meaning.

He examines the sketch in silence, impressed by the suit of satin and silk, noting it would take months or weeks to embroider. Powder is in agreement with the quality of the suit, and here comes the funny part: the colours he chooses for said suit are white, purple and green. What are those colours? THe suffragette shades, or better yet, the colour scheme TERFs use. He's wearing a TERF suit for his wedding 😁

He then prepares for the measurements. Two assistants have to help him walk up the steps, and while he gets into position, he wonders if Jayce is undergoing the same thing, being measured and prepared for the biggest day of their lives. Smiling at the thought, he has to look down so Silco doesn't see it. Silco, by contrast, tells Romin she must create a new wardrobe for Viktor as Piltover's climate is vastly different to Zaun (remember: Zaun is a city beneath a city, and doesn't see sunlight, yet it makes you think that it's below sea level and Piltover is as high as Tibet). Romin vows she will make him the most beautiful outfits; she is pleased to serve royalty, after all. Silco clucks his tongue at 'royalty', and orders Sevika to escort the girls out, as Silco wants to talk to the dressmaker and Viktor personally. Powder, who is too busy playing with silver lace, asks why she needs to leave. He tells her that they are matters she isn't ready for, and Vi also chimes in with a 'What matters?' before he simply tells them he'll see them at dinner. He appears like he wants to tear his own head off.

Viktor, meanwhile, looks at himself in the mirror: the white fabric, silver brooches, and mother-of-pearl buttons take him completely by surprise. He never thought he'd get married, what with his leg and poor social skills that made him 'unworthy' of being courted. Now he's going to be the husband of the most sought-after Viscount; what's not to like? Silco then tells Mrs. Castellan that she must make new clothing for his wedding trousseau, asking if three nightgowns will be enough. She says no, five is usually the norm, and that includes silk robes and undergarments. Silco goes, 'Say no more' and that she can basically do whatever she wants, provided that all the items will be sent to the Talis residence. She tells him not to worry and that the trousseau will be the 'most beautiful she has ever designed'. Viktor asks what it's for, joking that he already has a wardrobe being made for him. She says it is for his husband, and we're led to believe the trousseau is a collection of lingerie that Viktor will use to tempt that big ole dick into that soggy pussy.

Viktor tells Castellan that he already sent Jayce a book, a scented handkerchief, and a letter, to which Rose laughs. Those are public gifts; the trousseau is private, meant for his husband's enjoyment, and helps them grow closer in the period after the wedding (as Silco put its). However, a trousseau is not just a collection of lingerie. It included linens, quilts, and other household items that would allow them to get used to their new home. In modern times you can put fancy lingerie and jewelry in it, but for the period Clarita/Blie is talking about, it was basically a trunk full of personal items. In any case, trousseaus are not widely discussed in Zaunite culture, and are discussed barely at all in Piltover, as if it is an exclusively sexual thing like a kink toybox and not something you stick personal belongings in. Viktor is intrigued by this, but has his attention drawn away when Castellan measures his thighs, hips and even breasts - that she gives him a wink at - because something that was allegedly cut off (Viktor has mastectomy scars in that fanart, remember) factors into bust size. OK.

Silco then tells him to meet him at the library afterwards, but not before Castellan tells Viktor his husband will be 'amazed' when he sees him. When he does, he finds Sevika there at the table, too, reading a book. These have been the four longest hours of his life, and along with dressmaking, he has to do something Piltovans consider 'proper' for consorts: embroidery! Yes, that's right: an AU that allegedly has no homophobia or transphobia feels it is prim and proper for the vagina-owning husband to sit there and embroider all day. Do you remember when he and Jayce were going to be scientific partners? Me too! So glad that plot line was dropped somewhere in these 200k words and no one but myself remembered it.

Silco, who inwardly says his son is smart (press X to doubt) is now becoming a nervous wreck. All those years spent trying to teach him how to be a shrewd politician was thrown out the window; he now has to learn how to set tables and which cutlery to use. He also has to learn how to be a gracious host - welcoming guests, serving them, how to be a good husband - and how to be subtle about it. One really has to admire how, despite this pro-trans world, it's the AFAB holes that have to be the 'perfect husbands' while the penile holes can hunt, go to Parliament, go to university, and generally be a socially-mobile citizen. One might call that misogynistic.

Silco tells Viktor that he will be a consort in his household and that he must take command of the house; he must learn the servants' names and remind them who is in charge, else they will never respect him. He must manage the house's finances, the properties and payrolls, as well as manage social events and balls. Unlike his prior status, he cannot leave his husband behind for too long, else rumours will spread about them no longer being the Diamonds of the season.
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> He didn't want to send him as an ignorant into a minefield
You know he's inwardly seething at this: a child he wanted to be his heir to the throne of Zaun for years, dashed away in five minutes because he got a BIG OLE DICK. Now, he has to learn to embroider and how to set the table. What a major L.
> His opinions on my marriage or my people are not welcome at my table
All of those are valid objections. He's the consort of that house and has as much authority as the Viscount, right?
> Jayce would surely intervene as well
Yes, relying on a man to speak for you. Very masc and manly.
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Silco's advice here is actually retarded when you think about it. Not only is he NOT given any adequate solutions, he's basically telling his son to shut up and take it. He cannot defend the Zaunite as that is 'favouritism', even when a huge chunk of the plot was about allying the two nations and making them equal in the eyes of their shared laws. However, 'Zaunite' is similar to 'foreigner' here, and taking the side of a foreigner who was exploited in the face of privileged lords is...progressive? OK.
> They would no longer associate with you in public, and they would break existing agreements
I would do as any proper Viscount(ess) would do: call them nasty racists and shout that theywant Total Zaunite Death. I'd then demand my husband, the man they actually respect, kick them out because this is a progressive era and I will not tolerate anti-Z hate. Fucking bigots.
> Even though Lord Talis has a fortune equal to that of a duke, he is part of the middle nobility
He is basically a glorified tax collector, but one has to mention how this fortune of his should BUY him a title, as Piltover is built on bribes. He has enough money to build ne entirely new elite, but we're ignoring that because uhhh Bridgerton!
> I know that when you were named monarchs, you had to learn everything very quickly
'Named'. They took that position. Zaun is run by Chem-Barons who fight each other for power; this is like Bill the Butcher kindly asking Immortan Joe if he can be king. You can guarantee they are going to fight for it.
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You have to love how so much of this fic was based on Viktor using his wit and wiles to navigate political intrigue and end an assassination plot against the King, and it ends with him being a glorified housewife who has to embroider, manage taxes and suck dick. This is an incredible downgrade and very revealing: despite this world being pro-gay and trans, it still ends with AFABs being tradwives. Horseshoe theory is real.

> You are expected to produce heirs. Soon
He wanted to become a man so bad he's right back to square one on being a broodmare. You have to love it.
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Never forgetti that Shoola started this entire thing and she did it for the hell of it. Now Viktor has to go back to factory settings and pop out children despite undergoing an alchemical transformation so be could be 'more' of a man (that apparently did not eliminate his soggy pussy and give him a penis). Now I really gotta wonder: is Silco trans in this? Because if he isn't and Viktor still isn't related to him by blood, that remains the largest plot hole in this fic.
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> The possibility of you giving Talis an heir is nonexistent
1. He knows; you told Jayce that in Chapter 17.
2. Watch him get pregnant with exactly four children that are not born with his disability.
> You're smart, Viktor. You'll know how to make your way
> Forgets that having penis-in-vagina sex would lead to conceiving a child and forget that that is required of a prince-turned-viscount
He's smart, alright.
> Jayce will understand
He will, because Silco already told him.
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OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT MARRIAGE? YOU NEED A LOICENSE TO MARRY THAT FOREIGNER PRINCE, INNIT?

Yes, getting married requires paperwork. The tax man doesn't sleep even while you plow soggy pussy.
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I am never getting over how we had a whole plot around a civil war and it just ends with him becoming a housewife LMAO
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I agree. This is supposed to be a progressive world that's tolerant of gays and trans people, and they STILL make AFAB holes be stay-at-home moms! Where are the suffragettes when you need them? Are women even allowed to hold their own properties in this?
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> Until he remembered the price of having earned Silco's blessing
He needs to yeet a nigga's head, that's what. The Latino/Black race war will never be the same.
> Knew what it was like to take a life
For a moment I thought, 'what life?' then I recalled he killed a cop that was about to kill Jayce. Nice throwback. Also, did they not talk about this several chapters ago? They'd both be murderers at this point.
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Look at that. The 'Nigger in my yaoi' has returned so she can find Elora, the immigrant woman working for a Zaunite.
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> They forgot to go to the one across the bridge
This is a major oversight, same as Silco not using smugglers or spies to get information out of Piltover. Every ruler in history has used them to get the upper hand; Silco gave Viktor a magic pen. Remember that? The author sure didn't.
> It couldn't be possible that Elora was hiding in Zaun
The best hiding places are the ones that are under your nose. Ask Hans Landa.
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> Elora had never been ashamed of her origins
She's just an immigrant maid working for a white woman. Why wouldn't she be proud?
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*Traffickers
> So they assumed that not many guards would be needed, and that it would be better more security in the palace for the new King
Yeah, this is retarded logic. Ambessa is a wannabe kingslayer and a foreign general that tried to import and invading army to take over a rival kingdom. She's on war crime and other high charges. If you think she wouldn't be in a black cell under guard 24/7, you're delusional. The new king would never be so lax on security.
> Ambessa was chained by the feet to the back wall
> Sitting in her own shit and spoiled food
Look at that: a strong black woman ends up in chains thanks to a white (wo)man. Pure poetry.
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> Mel looked at her with disappointment and bitterness
> But it betrayed bitterness
Redundant.
> Because you couldn't stand the idea that your daughter wouldn't marry of her own free will
Fun facts: Noxus isn't like Piltover. Its society is based on power and warfare. Ambessa herself had an affair with a mage and married a man who raised children who did not belong to him. Ambessa is also bisexual; making her some kind of homophobe doesn't work because she IS a flavour of LGBT.
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> We lost everything because you couldn't accept a proposal and chose the maid!
If Elora fought in the arena or showed immense intellect for war, then the marriage would go without a hitch. Hell, if Mel was revealed to be a mage, that would smooth everything over (well, except for the Black Rose).
> Her own daughter had stabbed her in the back, destroying the Medarda household
Not at all. Mel has aunts and cousins that control a sizeable chunk of wealth back in Noxus. It's only in Piltover that she was left without nothing.
> Because of a choice she considered aberrant and selfish
Again, this is supposed to make her look like a classist homophobe when Ambessa is bisexual. I don't think the author is aware of that fact.
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> Jayce could swear that he saw the hatred grow at the mention of Mel
It really do be niggas plotting against niggas, eh?
> You'll be alone in that new prison they're sending you to. Attended only by the deaf and mute
The problem with having deaf prison guards is that they can't hear you escape. Here I thought Ambessa had escaped with Salo, but either way, she had every option of escaping given the poor guard detail. I wonder if Salo will show up at Viktor's house for one last attempted murder.
> Disgust coursed through his throat like fire
I love how we can show disgust for blacks, but wokely, if we make them homophobic villains who got in the way of our yaoi.
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> You've sacrificed armies, cities, and entire families
Not in Piltover. She was stopped because Salo snitched and Hoskel couldn't burn the documents.
> You'll end up making weapons to destroy the one you love
Oh yeah, that plot. Well we have three chapters left; you think the author will shove a twist like that in there?

After Ambessa commits suicide, Jayce delivers her head in a box to Silco. In a scene reminiscent of 'Braveheart', when Edward Longshanks looks at the severed head of an English, Silco thinks that maybe Jayce is worthy of Viktor after all - just ignore the self-inflicted gunshot wound vs one that would've come from an assailant.

Several months later, in January 1814, Shoola is having difficulty penning her pamphlet. Despite the pain, she waxes poetic about the wedding: invitations have been sent, florists have been contacted, royals from both cities are being called forth, and more candles needed than King Frederick's coronation. Despite the sheer amount of paperwork, Jayce is happier than ever, his smiles contagious, with other noble daughters saying they have never seen him smile that much. The wedding takes place in seven days, and Lady Masemar thinks the suit is magnificent. That's surely enough to make sure the wedding goes without a hitch...right?

The last scene in this chapter involves Viktor packing the last of his things and spying Powder hiding under a table. She remarks that they cleared out his things so fast 'it was like you were never here at all', a nice textual sign that Silco really DOES want to erase them from their lives for his betrayal. Oh, and you know that magic pen Silco gifted to Viktor? Turns out Powder had it the entire time! That's right - she took it without telling him and singlehandedly prevented any news from getting out of the palace. What a twist! Powder basically says she will use it to send letters to him instead, knowing there was a 'trick' behind it. Leave it to Powder to fill in that plot hole with a minor, offhanded comment in Chapter 18. It then ends with Powder saying she will miss Viktor, and that she knew white would look good on him.

I, however, am waiting for Salo to show up to crash the party, now that Big Mama Ambessa is dead. We need a last gasp of drama to end this dramatic tale.

The Ohioan writing that 7 pup, biological essentialist omegaverse fic has had a chapter update. Someone must've told her the Notes formatting was annoying because it is formatted properly for once. Lines for this chapter include:
- I know just how you love to be sucked. I want to give you what you need.
- His lung capacity was already diminished thanks to the doubled occupancy of his womb, and he knew over the next several weeks he would only become more challenged for air.
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> Had asked Viktor if the pups had quickened, and Jayce answered for him
Very feminist.
> He'd felt the pups' swimmy, faint movements just after Jayce had left for his meeting
Not only is the gestation time quickened to just 9 weeks of pregnancy, you can see their physical movements like it's a Mortal Kombat game. This isn't just seeing the twins' hands and feet kick: it's like you're playing in plaster mold.
> He had a wicked knot in his sacrum that wasn't helped by the extra weight on his bad leg
Shoulda thought of that before you got knocked up seven times.
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He's talking to his kids like they're already sentient and ready to do advanced physics the moment they're pushed out of that omega vagina. ABO biology sure is fascinating.
> He was beginning to look almost comically full
So if I poke him with a pin, he's not gonna pop like a balloon, is he?
> The round surface became distorted at odd angles by limbs and body parts fussing and stretching
...is he pregnant with humans or the Flood?
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> You can sit back and relax, Viki
Very masc.
> His spine popped in two places and he groaned in relief
Almost like his spinal condition would dramatically be impacted by pregnancy, but nooooooo...let's have him shit out seven 'pups' like he's a puppy mill, eh?
> Do you think they'll be boys? Girls? One of each?
> I want girls
Wow, sounds like you're abiding by that heckin' biological essentialism. Don't you know we can't know the sex of a fetus until a doctor can assign a gender? Why do you think there are only two options and not more? Your wife would be disappointed in you spreading TERF rhetoric in your ABO Mpreg fic.
> Many an evening had been spent painting fingernails, practicing plaits and dancing
That's also heckin' biological essentialist because girls =/= painted nails and braids. I always love it when progshit genderspecials who will tell you that gender roles don't exist (except for trans people) and you 'Just Can't Tell' then write the most stereotypical shit you can imagine.
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> Have I earned any new stretch marks I can't see?
Your belly looks like what would happen if Foodie Beauty went on Ozempic.
> There will be more soon, I am sure
It's certainly very progressive to have the AFAB wet hole do nothing but get pregnant, like their only role in life is to reproduce. Are we progressive, or are we an Evangelical preacher?
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> There was no scent he adored more than that of his pupped omega
Oh, that reminds me: can he smell whether his 'pups' are alpha or omega in the womb? What happens when one is born the 'secondary gender' you don't want?
> One of the hallmark symptoms of his middle pregnancy was a state of near-constant arousal
ABO biology coupled with an advanced gestation time sure produces insane results. He's not in pain and is not exhausted from the rapid depletion of nutrients; no, his name is Buck and he's Ready to Fuck with energy levels that would put an endurance runner to shame.
> The alpha smelled warm and salty and masculine
Oh? I'd LOVE to know what a 'masculine' scent is, from a woman married to another woman who says that shit is TERFy. Hearing a lot of wrongthink from a white woman who gets called out by others for writing the same shit for ten years.
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> Plump, inviting lips
Meanwhile his lips are like that meme of 'white boy lips' and it's just the thin lips of a baby. He literally needs lip filler.
> I know just how you love to be sucked
Me when I take the gas syphon out of my trunk
> He eased the head of his cock past the plumpness of Viktor's lips
What you expect: Kardashian lips
What you get: Credit card-thin lips.
> His lung capacity was already diminished thanks to the doubled occupancy of his womb
I think it's safe to say you're carrying boys, because they're already pulling the 'I Can't Breathe' card.
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> Beautiful mama
The woman is the one who gets fucked and impregnated and raises the children, while the man has the MASCULINE, MANLY, MALE penile scent. Get a whiff of that and restore that TFR today.
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He's giving him a blowjob and his twins are having a Mortal Kombat fight in the womb. I'm sure Johnny Cage and Raiden are wondering what the fuck is going on on the surface. You have to admire all these graphic descriptions of child birth from a woman who has never gotten pregnant and has never had sex with a man.
> Thank you for letting me suck you
The masculine, manly, male scent of the penis calls. Get your huff today and watch that lesbianism turn to breeder status on a dime.

The spiritual successor of 'The Hat Rule' is here. As it is Holy Pride Month, we must bear witness to these displays of homosexual love with as much vaginal squirting and ejaculation as possible. This is the author's first work.
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> Gold sheriff badge
> Spends all his day rounding up outlaws
That would mean most of his time is spent doing paperwork. His work seems more aligned with a Texas Ranger vs a Sheriff.
> He wore a black sweater, the words CAL-ECH printed on it
"What's a librul like you doing in Red Texas, boy? What's that? You say you're trans? Well that's sum easy pussy right there."
> Pale as a daisy
He's getting cooked in the Texas sun.
> He smelled like beer and something else, something woodsy and masculine
I would like to know what 'masculine' smells like, considering these are the people who say that sex is not fixed. Masculine means...what? Manly? Oy vey, that's gender essentialism. That's heckin' transphobic.
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> Viktor looked deep into his eyes, time slowed...
This is from you getting drunk off cheap, shitty beer, not the universe deciding that you're destined to be together. Also, they're declaring each other's names in their own head when they don't even know their names yet. Shoulda had them discuss that before the universe decided they were puzzle pieces meant to slot together or some shit.
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> Is from Brazil
> Spends his time rounding up criminals, who are often fellow illegal immigrants
> Dropped out of college to become the sheriff
ACAB, or something.
> Viktor found himself getting lost in the conversation
I couldn't tell.
> That's my truck...now whad'dya say we get on outta here
Drinking and driving as an immigrant sheriff? Someone is using their privilege. Be a darn shame if you ended up on Police Activity or another channel after getting into an accident while your trans pet screams in the passenger seat while demanding a female officer.
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> He stood up and slammed two twenties on the table
I'd like to know where this bar is, because not only is that cheap, they're willingly serving alcohol to a drunk sheriff. The DA and governor are not going to like that.
> Are you cold? I can turn on the heat
Just roll down the window, retard. You're in Texas.
> A magazine with the front page of a practically naked woman
It's supposed to be Playboy, but could be Vogue for all we know. Men don't really buy those magazines anymore because porn is free.
> I'm not like one of those guys I swear
Damn right. He's a progressive feminist who isn't offended at all that the 'pale daisy' he took home drunk isn't actually a man. 'Finally, I don't have to stick it in someone's ass' he must be thinking.
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> I should've told you earlier
Not to worry, actual transphobia is NEVER allowed in these stories. No one is getting beat and the trans man is not going to go to the bus stop crying.
> This changes nothin'
Of course not. Free pussy is easy, and easy pussy ain't no anal sex. You don't need lube or anal douching. Everything comes prepackaged and ready to go!
> You're so damn sexy
He's a literal skeleton.
> The small bulge in Viktor's boxers. He teased at Viktor's bottom growth
Meanwhile, when it comes to the MASCULINE, MANLY, MALE penis, it's big and he has difficulty taking it. We always know who the real male is.
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> His body trying to accommodate Jayce's cock
Meanwhile, your 2 inch bulge could barely be seen through your underwear.
> Ride this stallion
"I'm gonna ride this dick till the Border Patrol comes"
> He lifted himself up (on) Jayce's hard, thick length, slowly letting himself fall back down on it...before squirting, wetting Jayce(s) cock
What, no elaborate GTA firetruck squirt? You gotta get that piss beer out somehow.
> His own dick in hand, slapping it gently against Viktor's puss
This is a real line.
> Please stop teasing and just fuck me, cowboy...he said cowboy like it was a crude word
I've seen more eroticism when Lindsey Graham says 'WE STAND FOR YOUUUU' on Fox News.
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> Filling the condom with what seemed like (a) river of his own sperm
Bet that shit smells like shit beer in the Texas heat.
> You weren't too bad yourself, city mouse
"You Houston libtards sure know how to fuck. Who knew trans pussy was this easy?"
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Would you look at that. The immigrant sheriff who drove home drunk might've cheated on his wife with a librul pooner! How much you want to bet that this woman is Mel and we need to cuck her because white pussy is superior to darkskin pussy? Everything's bigger in Texas - including interracial trans cuck porn.

In the vein of Pride celebration, this treatise discusses how one discovers they are gay after sucking cock. You might read this and assume, 'yeah, that's pretty gay', but there is, as always, a caveat: the 'gay' identity they are discussing does not involve two people of the same sex.
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> What was your gay awakening?
Spoiler: he doesn't actually answer the question. He simply says that he is a gay man, despite being female. His attraction towards men did not change with his gender identity.
> Hidden under his shirt trailing down past his waist
Let me guess: it's so small his thumbs met in the middle.
> How do you even know you're gay?
> I just spent the last half-hour with your dick in my mouth
Cute, but both sexes can suck dick. You being gay means you experience same-sex attraction. You are not the same sex as Bisexual Dick Owner here.
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His first bisexual awakening came when he was watching romcoms and the woman chose the unattractive man? Uh, that's a common complaint for anyone of any orientation. We like watching pretty people together.
> I got like, really jealous
Forget the rom-com - THIS is how I know you're bi.
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> I had a really gay friend group and that was when I started to embrace it
> The friend group dyed a purple streak in his hair
Yep, those are tumblristas right there.
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> What is it with you and old men?
My man is bisexual and is going after Cryptkeepers 🤣
> I know a grumpy old gay man when I see one
This is coming from the same people who did not know K'Sante was gay.
> Distinctly separate from his cloud of melancholy
Oh wow, the trans man is depressed? You don't say.
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> Spent most of his life disassociating until he 'decided' he was a man
> Started to realize he was not female when he left for college
> His father looked at him like he was 'murdering' his daughter and turning into something he didn't recognize
And the father would be correct. He would be seeing the 'death' of his daughter as she tries to twist herself into something she isn't, based on concepts that their own group cannot concretely define. You are a gay man because...? What, you like dick? That's not enough. You have to be MALE to be a homosexual.

The funny thing about this is that Viktor likes to say he's a man, yet his frame of mind and trauma-dumping is very female-coded. Compare this to MTF 'I got kicked out when I was 18, found a polycule, and suck dick for cock.' Straight to the point, with a few slurs here and there.
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> I tried to convince myself that I was just a girl, I put so much effort into it
> Puts no effort into being a man by contrast
Yeah, that fits.
> Being gay was something that came along with it
PIV sex isn't homosexual. You are a straight woman who bagged other men who KNEW you'd be easy.
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> Be a trans college student
> Broke AF
> You have to use all your savings to buy a new wardrobe and get a gender affirming haircut
> Claim to be the 'most beautiful man on campus' and fuck a brand new man every night
> Insists that makes him a 100% true and honest homosexual
Right.
> I'm happy to say that we're close now
As Common Filth would say, he had to forcibly accept that his daughter was dead and that what replaced her was some mimicry of what manhood is. He now has to live with his failure as well as social ostracism if he dares oppose his daughter's choice.
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I cut the rest because this manly-male talk got all poetic - "I love you more than the moon and all the stars in the galaxy combined" - because for all that talk about them being real men, they cannot cut to the point. How is this character gay? Oh, they say they are. Have they actually had homosexual sex? No, because anal creeps them out. Has the bisexual man actually slept with other men? Maybe, he might take a tongue or two here. No threats of suicide yet. The purple streak is definitely the gayest thing here, on top of the 'let's have a talk and cry it all out.' Bara authors would never.

Happy Pride! This dedicated faggot hate-reads yaoi and leaves comments like these. Fujos are unamused.
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The funniest thing about their complaints? Fujos used to be AWFUL at writing gay sex. They literally had to watch gay porn to learn where everything was. They thought blood could be used as lube. They're hating on the OG lads. These he/him waifus ain't shit. We need more gay male representation in this sea of white AFAB queers!
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I've read the vagina being described as 'drooling like a dog' if that helps. I did admittedly chuckle at this.

Obligatory "I'm a trans guy and I love having my nonexistent balls played with":
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Our faggot is dedicated: 3000 bookmarks and he hates every single one. We love that for him.
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"Queer man"
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That's a woman, alright.
 
Happy Pride! This dedicated faggot hate-reads yaoi and leaves comments like these. Fujos are unamused.
I find his claim that gay men are never picky hard to believe when gay man are also infamous for their blunt “No fats! No femmes! No Asians!” behavior on hookup apps. It’d actually be way more politically correct of them to have no scruples about any given man but clearly that isn’t the case.
 
but clearly that isn’t the case.
They may have preferences but they aren't at all picky within that preference and there are plenty who aren't picky at all. Ever since prep became a thing the same AIDS faggots who were rampant in the 70s and 80s have reinfested the gay "community" except now they don't die from fag disease like they used to.
 
In the name of Holy Pride Month, this author decided to write this religious screed as a means of 'owning' the Church that lectured her for a few hours. She's going to show those 'no good, very bad' people that their way of life and beliefs are so bigoted...by writing heterosexual sex. Fuck you mom and dad, and the Holy Father!
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> It has a lot of backstory and worldbuilding around it
> I don't think it shows really well
Believe me, dear reader, this is exactly what happens.
Other lines for this fic include:
- The first contact between their cocks made them both hiss. It was almost comical, the sheer size difference between them.

As expected, it hit well with repressed Catholic AFABs:
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>Back arching with ecstasy as Jayce slid into that wet heat
Disability doesn't exist when you get fucked good. You're magically able-bodied thanks to your - ahem - communion.
> Looking incredibly smaller
> His usual ivory skin had turned pale as now
> Resembles a porcelain doll
First screenshot in and I'm already getting the uwu white doll treatment. He's just so uwu and precious. Makes you think he's a sacred bride of Christ vs a trans man in the Church.
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> Like the statue of a weeping angel, lines carved into marble and polished to perfection
Gee I hope he doesn't move when I look away from him.
> It is God's will
Is it God's will for you to crossdress and pretend to be something you're not?
> Had been festering in his chest ever since Viktor collapsed in the middle of the lab with his wrists slit and bleeding
Since the worldbuilding is sooooooooooooooo good in this, the author never specifies what time period this is in. Despite being lectured by annoying priests for a grand total of *checks notes* two hours, she apparently doesn't know that the Church once viewed suicide as a sin. You'd go to hell or Purgatory. Since an ambulance was called, this clearly takes place in the modern day, with very Medieval-style faith.
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> His angelic expression so agonizingly vulnerable, a cherub fallen from the heavens and meant for him alone
He'd be kicked out of Heaven like Lucifer was because "he" is a trans person who also tried to commit suicide (lmao).
> He would steal something that, perhaps in other circumstances, Viktor would have freely given to him
We are owning that bigoted priest by writing *checks notes* heterosexual sex. We are also owning him by having the brown Latino rape our uwu white doll here, even when virginity is not required to become a Saint. What is interesting, though, is that virginity is almost universally geared towards females, not males. You really do just slap a pussy on this character and call him 'trans', eh?
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> The Church is excited, knowing that they have some kind of Blood Saint in their eyes
> In reality, he would be taken in by the NIH or other organizations, because a trans man who survived such a brutal suicide with unique blood would be used as a guinea pig
We really are owning that ignorant priest by...focusing on virginity and sacredness in an AFAB whose "rapehole" needs to be bred by a penis owner so they cannot achieve sainthood. If anything, Jayce would be the one condemned in the eyes of God and Christ because the point of becoming a saint is having a pure soul. Many early saints were not virgins at all.
> Viktor had undergone a rapid and fleeting indoctrination over the past few weeks
Where'd he go? The Inner Sanctum of the Vatican? She's trying to paint this as if this was the era where people used to lick tears off of the corpses of saints so they could be cured of disease. If ambulances exist, congrats, it's hospital lawyers who'd lock you up, not some random Cardinal.
> If they had sex and Viktor lot his virginity, he would automatically cease to be a candidate for whatever God was planning
St. Augustine is a saint and he had a wife and child before he converted. "Consecrated virginity" is held, again, for females, so good job on highlighting the fact that Viktor's female body has to be desecrated by a male in order to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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> I'm going to keep you here, where you belong, alive and mine
"It's not rapey because I love you and I'm saving a 'gay' man from condemnation"
> God can't have you, Jayce panted, ferocious and empowered
You know he's a man because he's 'ferocious and empowered' and the trans man has to have their virginity intact so they can become a blood saint.
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> He would defile Viktor
"It ain't rape if my priest says so"
> After all, there was no greater sin than one man sleeping with another
There's also a passage on women crossdressing and pretending they are men, but noooooooooooo we're gonna focus on the gay male passage even though you are not the same sex and there is no equivalent male virginity required for sainthood. He's fucking a female for the intend of ruination and possibly conception. That's the most heterosexual thing you can do, bitch.
> God had no right to this tender part of Viktor. He could claim the blood, crucify him as he had done to his only son
God didn't murder Jesus. The Jews did. If you are going to add religious themes, you can at least be accurate.
> Feed him the forbidden fruit just as the serpent had tempted Eve
And would you look at that? This demon is using his 'snake' to get that forbidden fruit and bring down Eden.
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> Cupped his breasts. They were a light, warm weight in his hands, little handfuls
Wait until the breast size changes, as these authors are wont to do.
> Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle, that feed among the lilies
This is from the Song of Solomon. I, personally, found this version better:
Catholic Public Domain Version
Your two breasts are like two young does, twins that pasture among the lilies.
Or this:
Lamsa Bible
Your two breasts are like two young roes, twins of a gazelle, which feed among the lilies.

Hard to use when he didn't have tits to begin with.
> That milk was about to fill his mouth - a mother's gift
Now why would you call a pre-op, pre-everything, female-in-every-way trans man a 'mother'? It's almost as if you don't believe your own bullshit, Anne Rice prose aside.
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> It was a ritual of humiliation, the fact that the wounds on his feet reopened more frequently than the ones in his wrists
IRL, these priests would take one look at those wounds, and their smell, and say, 'Yeah, he needs to go to a doctor'. They don't live in superstitious times anymore. Everyone, of all faiths, atheists included, would want to know how this self-harming pooner has wounds that refuse to heal. Forget the POPE, FAUCI is the guy who need to be scared of.
> Bright scarlet dots in the middle of all the white
Our uwu white doll is becoming a Labubu.
> Fucked them, then
He's breaking the laws of the Church by having heterosexual sex and not having sex with those men he hates. That'll show those priests!
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> Better than the chorus of the angels
Angels don't actually sing (they talk, and shout in joy). Their heralds do. Angels are actually creepy-looking because they have to eject evil out of a person.
> Found himself momentarily overwhelmed by the need to do this for Viktor
Does he do this with other Christians? Muslims? Or are they too brown for this author?
> There is no flaw in you
Except the big one where he pretends to be male when he is actually female. He can't be a Saint as trans people are viewed as affronts to God's will.
> He was going to save him, make these wounds vanish, and suck the sanctity from Viktor's body
So...you taking him out to a Caribbean island somewhere?
> That he would be his Boaz and protect him from all danger
Boaz is a symbol of divine redemption. You cannot call yourself a Boaz if you say you have to 'defile' a virgin. That, if anything, is major heresy and would see you burn at the stake - if we can be consistent on what time period this is.
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> There was something pure and almost innocent about the way Viktor laid there, spread out on the bed
> Angles and colors and divinity
From 'his breasts were like deer', to 'his vulva was like a stained glass window'. Man I love scripture.
> His arms wrapped around Viktor's waist
Calling it now: his waist is so small his thumbs meet in the middle.
> Jayce hated Him
Oh I'm sure the Lord hates you more, if He isn't confused why you're fucking a tranny that would've gone to Hell after that suicide attempt.
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> All the messages of love and mercy he had heard every week during the Sunday mass his mother took him to now seemed like lies and hypocrisy
Just a few hours in a Church and this man is talking like a Reddit atheist.
> A God of love, as they claimed he was, would never have sliced Viktor's skin open
1. You've never heard of Amalek 2. They would've taken him to the hospital, where God would be wondering who the fuck is slicing open a pooner 'Saint's' skin.
> He was also convinced that he was a bastard
And how does he give the middle finger to God? By having heterosexual sex, that's what.
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> Standing out against his pale skin like ink spilled on paper
> Sucking the delicate skin between his lips
He's just an uwu doll, so white and pale and fragile, with bones as 'delicate as a bird'. Careful, he might blow away like a Star of Bethlehem.
> He was so...pink. Flushed, and puffy. His cock was a swollen, throbbing nub, practically begging to be kissed
Swollen and pink and still smaller than a communion wafer.
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> It's not what? Use your words
Something something oral sex being sodomy, and how they're pissing off God by having this beastly man suck on that vulva like he's tonguing the McDonald's ice cream machine.
> Wet slurping sound echoed loudly between them
Yeah. Such that cunt so hard you'll turn the Christian Church into a Chinese noodle stand.
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> The fragrance of your oils surpasses all balms
Still not as heavy hitting as 'your breasts were like fawns'.
> Turned his attention to Viktor's cock, closing his lips around the small nub
"His cock was like a young fawn"
> Sucking while one of those fingers tentatively teased his hole
Look at them having such homosexual sex. You have to love the slut shaming, too. Whores fake their moans, btw.
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> Tiny splashes of vivid color against pale skin
We know he's white, thanks.
> You want to fuck me? There's not much time left
We're owning God and Jesus by having 100% homosexual sex that involves procreation and siring children on a blood Saint. Fun!
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> Holding his darling head and prying his lips apart to feed him Jayce's cock, desecrating him in a whole different way
This is just sodomy, per the 'no sex outside of procreational sex' narrative. It doesn't just include anal sex - which these two aren't having.
> But another part of him - something so deep and dark and searing inside him - was glad Viktor was being anointed this way. That God was aware of what they were doing
I'm sure God is confused at what you're doing: you are desecrating a virgin (which is a sin), but you're also saying you're engaging in sodomy by...having penis-in-vagina sex? OK.
> He was flattered by the way Viktor stared at him with his innocent, lamb-like eyes
He's the uwu lamb and Jayce is the big bad wolf with the big bad dick. We're owning God with this one.
> It was almost comical, the sheer size difference between them
I'll say. Their 'touching tips' involves a regular clitoris that is the size of a fingernail, to a man's flesh-and-blood penis, which is probably the size of his bird-boned arms. It's not a 'cock kiss' - it's a cock car accident.
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> He was so tight, too tight despite how wet and loose his first orgasm had left him
And would you look at that, he bleeds during sex, because the proof of someone's virginity being taken is a pint of blood loss.
> Docile and cute, as lustful and precious in a way no virgin should be
Just an uwu white cutie doll. I bet if you threw him and an Elmo doll down the stairs, the uwu virgin would break first.
> A man sleeping with another man. Sins of sodomy and wickedness
> Says the Church will consider them 'man and wife'
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> His cunt fluttered and spasmed
Take your shots, now.
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> He wanted to keep him by his side however; he would make him his wife if that meant the Church would let them be
"Trans men are men. But I can call this one a wife and still argue we're engaging in sodomy because I didn't like a priest lecturing me for two hours, blegh"
> Amidst it all, Jayce picked up the saccharine, coppery scent of blood and pulled back to see that the bandages around Viktor's wrist had started to soak with fresh blood
Forget the Pope. Get the head of the CDC here - and for God's sake, keep those adrenochrome billionaires away, yeah?
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> Sacrificial in the most human way possible
> What a perfect whore you are
It's just endlessly funny to me that all trans men can be in these stories are 'AFAB rapeholes' who just get knocked up.
> Virgin. Saint. Whore Wife.
There's a song about that - oh yeah, 'Labor'.
> Jayce wanted to make sure it took, that there was no doubt about what they had done
"See that, Jesus? I'm owning you and pissing off the Church by having PROCREATIVE SEX! Look at the PRECIOUS LITTLE ONE I'm getting from this action! Fuck your bigotry!"
> As he let himself be used like a rag doll
Those bird bones are of coming in clutch, huh?
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> Jayce could have eaten him whole, made room between his ribs so Viktor could remain there forever
Literally. He's that small he could be tucked in there like a Transformer.
> Holy matrimony
> Declared forever husband and wife
Something something this being a sin and sodomy but we're using husband and WIFE? So you DO view the trans man as a woman, nice!
> Gripping Viktor's waist firmly as he set a merciless rhythm
And I bet his waist was so small his thumbs met in the middle
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> Stretched long and thin, his pale skin flushed all over
We know he's white, thanks.
> His cunt milking every last drop of his release
It's clenching, it's milking, IT'S READY FOR A BABY, WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA BUDDDDDY
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In order to change God's will, they had to have 100% gay sex that included procreational sex only, in order to get a virgin away from Sainthood, because the Church wants their weird-ass blood condition for said Sainthood? Forget Pope Leo, the head of the WHO is going to want this (wo)man's blood. White people hosting demons in their bodies and bleeding everywhere? Yeah that's a health hazard. That's REC but trans.
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That's nice. You still need that blood transfusion, because God might've been confused at your gay, penis-in-vagina sex but those iron levels won't.
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> He had defied God for Viktor
And in the end, as Saint Common Filth once said:

multi_yohanna has come out with a new series, this time involving a 22-year-old virgin who's about to get their coochie clocked by the tatted up hunk named Mark...before letting down our Viltrumite-and-a-half for a good ole crying sesh. Mogged by hormones, he must get over that L so he can get a W in the intimacy department.
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> Passably hot guy at the bar
> The man was previously described as hot and as Viktor's type
Why you shitting on Mark, man? He might be a superhero. Some might say he's...Invincible.
> Shakes the hand off him, curling in on himself immediately as Mark stands up, looking equally confused and hurt
Mark did nothing wrong; he was trying to court a mentally ill pooner who cannot stand physical touch. Then, the author tries to make him look like the villain when the guy was being polite. It's very masc to freeze up like a stunned pig when trying to get a hookup.
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> Small
> Shaky and thin
Very masc. I would have never known this was a true and honest man had it not been for that tags. Thank you so much, dear author, for clearing the air and making it known that this person can't even handle a blind date at a bar. I wonder what could have possibly caused such PTSD 🤔
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> Making sure no one bumps into him and sends him to the floor
TFW when you pass so poorly even gravity clocks you.
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> Anyone would be lucky to have him as a partner, and the fact people can't see it bothers Jayce to no end
It might bother you, but the people trying to reach out are finding a cold, stingy partner that they cannot relate to. Viktor instigated these interactions under the guise of hookup sex, finds he can't do them due to lingering trauma, and the fault is on men who...take it surprisingly well? Seek a therapist or just stick to porn, Mr. Masc.
> Why can't guys simply take it easy and chill for a few dates, get to know the brilliant person in front of them?
Wow, look at Mr. Male Feminist here. I would like to remind people that Viktor is the one who broke down first; none of the men - read: Mark - said or did anything that would warrant their painting as an asshole. Jayce is just saying this because he wants to be the pooner cherry popper and no one else.
> Jayce is just profoundly sad that Viktor is having so much trouble exploring romance and dating
Those T shots sure did help huh?
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> Be a trans man
> You take T shots and identify as a man to escape past trauma
> You want to explore hookup culture as a 'gay man'
> You have mental breakdowns in the middle of a simple touch, turning off the gay men you want to fuck you
> Break down in your car because of your insecurities
> Say you are damaged and broken
Oy vey, that's not a very pro trans thing to say. The trans man is insecure, broken, and incapable of physical intimacy? That hits a little too close to home, no?
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> A mediocre man makes him feel borderline insane
You take that back against Mark. The fuck did Mark do? He took that rejection well!
> How am I supposed to go out and date when I don't even want guys to touch me?
1. Go to your therapist. 2. Seek out a bath house where you can get fucked in your bonus holes for free, in the dark. 3. Try out sex toys in the safety of your own home. 4. Take molly like all the true gay men do.
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> If all someone wants from you is a quick hookup, they're not worth your time anyway
....WHY DID YOU GO TO A BAR FOR A DATE. You're not there for a long-lasting relationship; bar hookups are for sex! What are we doing here, man? You want to capture the authentic gay experience and can't realize a large chunk of that is hookup culture? What a poser. I expect nothing less from a disabled pooner who dreams of gay cock.
> Even if I meet the most saintly man out there, he's not going to put up with me unless I have at least some experience
Now which sex gets shamed for simultaneously not having enough experience, and having too much?🤔
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Again, if you're that screwed up over physical touch, seek out a therapist or molly. Hell take some mushrooms. You'll be dancing with the bedroom lamp thinking it's Thresh soon enough.
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They say excessive em dash use is a sign of AI. Here it's just to show a stuttering, doe-eyed woman trying to be a man who wants nothing more than sweet nothings and romance. Same author that had the same character freak out over being left on read on IG for over a week.
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> I wasn't really planning on breaking down in the car
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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> Chivalry is a part of romance
Sounds awfully heterosexual if you ask me.
> He can't help but wonder what Viktor's type is. Someone tall and buff, like him and Mark, or would he prefer someone leaner and willower?
You tell me, bud. You saw him flirt with a muscly man with tattoos, not a skinny guy. Why would he want a skinny guy who reminds him of himself? Pooners don't like fellow skeletons lying with them. They want a hung hunk plowing them, fucking the woman back into them.
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Watch him catch feelings, because at the end of the day, he's an FTM who just wants to feel safe, valued, and loved. The author promises the chapters will get 'fun and sexy', so you can see more MS13 inches swinging around, those doe-eyes getting big at that bulge, and a waist so small his thumbs will meet in the middle. She says the chapters won't be as long as the ones in 'met you at the right time', so we'll see about that.

Bruhthatsgay, who once went by Bwaves (or BSwaves as I so fondly called her) wrote this after being inspired by a 'specific porno' and a Criminal Minds episode: an AFAB, tied to the bed, gets raped until impregnated, and then forcibly pisses the bed. I do wonder what kind of fetish our (trans) author has.
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> His hip had gone numb from the position and he wonders, some days, if he'll ever walk again
It's OK to permanently cripple a pooner cancer patient provided you are writing gender affirming rape. It's not ableism when WE do it, sweaty.
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> Puffy, abused pussy with his fingers
Something to be said about these gender specials writing about explicit rape between them and a hot Latino.
> Viktor had finally beaten cancer
> He wanted a child
You'd have to wait six months to two full years, depending on your medication, before you can get knocked up. Can't have your baby come out looking like Pigma Dengar after anti-cancer drugs AND testosterone shots.
> He set off Viktor's cuteness aggression so fiercely he wondered if the man would make it through the entire process without Viktor jumping his bones and making a baby the natural way
Trans until you want a baby, then you want to get fucked the traditional way and have a child the way God/Mother TERF intended. It's also related to the, 'He was just so handsome and kind, I can't believe he was a rapist!' and 'Yeah he raped me but I still have in my contacts' kind of thinking.
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Pee comes out of the urethra. You would be placing it over his vulva, not inside his pussy, because the urine would be flowing out of it.
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>Viktor is ovulating
Guess we miss the entire point of being trans - taking testosterone - and that frying your lady bits.
> Jayce had complained last month, that Viktor should have ovulated but didn't. It was because of the birth control
Or...it could be the fact you are raping a cancer patient and those cancer drugs are hard on the female reproductive system. Maybe wait until he's in remission before popping out that mutt, eh?
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If he's using a traditional abdominal ultrasound, you wouldn't get as clear a picture of the cervix than you would with the transvaginal wand. Second, it would be easier to see things if he had a full bladder. You wouldn't be able to see anything in there. Missed opportunity for some kind of DP, but I don't want to give any ideas.
> The stretch of Jayce's cock made Viktor's head spin, he's quite big and Viktor, while not a virgin, had never experienced anything quite so large
Of course. We need that masculine, manly, MALE appendage to flaunt its maleness in front of the wee dood. How else can we enjoy our size difference if the masculine man meat is not the size of a man's forearm?
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> The tip of Jayce's cock pressing hard into the little nub inside him
That's gonna be hard as he just evacuated his bladder and the gold standard would be a transvaginal ultrasound.
> His cock picks up speed, depth, slamming deep inside him with every thrust
Earlier, she wrote that his cervix was 'high'. The cervix goes higher during arousal - and he was not aroused - so that cervix is only going to go higher. Who knows, maybe it's like a slinkie, dodging that Hispanic Hog every step of the way.
> Perhaps they could have met and had a few wonderful dates and then he could've gotten his brains fucked out properly
Man it sucks when you find out your sperm donor is a rapist, eh? That means that every glob of semen he squirted into that tube means a 50% chance of his children sired on other mothers will become rapists too. God, don't you just HATE when that happens? Pic related:
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> A little cloud of white that spreads between the tip of his cock and Viktor's cervix
I love how this ultrasound is of TSA quality, catching every G-force burst of sperm and the inner workings of a cervix in 3D format. Makes me wonder if the author has ever gotten one herself.
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> It'll take this time. I'm sure of it
I'm sure the half-life of those cancer drugs haven't let off yet, meaning you'll have to wait to get those Mini Me Molesters.
> There's nothing he can do at this point. If it's positive, his fate is sealed
> Be a trans man
> You survive cancer
> Your sperm donor sets off your 'cuteness aggression' and you want to jump his bones because despite your identity you still want to fulfill your biological imperatives
> He's a rapist
> He locks you up and forces you to piss in a cup to see if you're pregnant
> You're chained there until you get pregnant and then are forced to be a breeding sow
> MFW this keeps happening
> MFW this is how every FTM fantasy ends up
It's almost as if the fetish says more about the author(s) than the hater's opinion. What do you mean you want to be tied up to a bed, forced to piss in a cup, and then shit out babies like you're a tradwife? Is there something you'd like to share with the class?

Came across this on X. I don't even want to go look up the fic in question to check what fandom it is.

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I found it, thanks to 'spiked tiger cock'. When in doubt, search up the weirdest tag, and ye shall find your gold.
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They're putting something in that Polish vodka, I swear.
 
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They may have preferences but they aren't at all picky within that preference and there are plenty who aren't picky at all. Ever since prep became a thing the same AIDS faggots who were rampant in the 70s and 80s have reinfested the gay "community" except now they don't die from fag disease like they used to.
I think he meant not picky in the sense they don't have moral or ethical quandaries about who they're hooking up with. If someone is at a gay club then they've already signed on for whatever that entails even if they end up being super young. They also don't care about helping a closeted man step out on a wife and kids. Looks wise I'm sure there are plenty who are picky if they can afford to be. Everyone has a type, even those who are very promiscuous. But I also think like a lot of men generally what they'll be willing to fuck even if it's not their most favorite is just whatever is on offer.

That comment was very honest and not even that snide. I think it's funny.
 
Here to report I've had my Yoshizilla discovery moment that apparently every poster in this thread eventually has. He is still going as of 11 hours ago.
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Edit: has anyone actually archived all of his links yet?
 
The Bridgerton AU is now on Chapter 19. All that work, all those twists and turns, and we ended up with a tradwife in a fancy cottage. Fun!
After discovering he will become the fancy 'wife' of a Viscount, Viktor is ready to leave the palace for good. After a week of preparations and little to no sleep, he is rushing headlong into his new life, with new rules of etiquette and a life of embroidery and twiddling thumbs. The heads of Ambessa and the 'other traitors' - Salo suspiciously absent among them - are still in the town square, and in Lady Masemar's pamphlet that Vi is reading aloud, there's talk over whether they should be removed or not. Looks like beheaded Africans really were on the menu, boys!

Viktor spies his parents talking together; Silco announces that he will not be joining him to the banquet, citing his personal decisions. He then gives Viktor a family heirloom: an emerald brooch in an oval shape set in silver. Silco tells him, upon Viktor being left breathless at the antique, to never forget who he is and where he came from, as if to rub it in that he's going to become a fancy housewife vs an independent sovereign. You can tell that it hurts. While Viktor is saddened to leave, there's a sense of relief there, knowing he'll be living a new life with his husband. He thanks Silco for the 'administrative lessons', and Silco, for once in his life, gives him a fatherly hug. Normally, he saves that affection for Powder, but knowing his 'son' is leaving him behind permanently has led him to bury the hatchet at last; all that work affirming a trans son who you think will become monarch and they end up leaving it all behind for some big ole dick. Hate when that happens. As their carriage leaves, Powder leans out to say goodbye, promising to tell them everything when she gets back, while Vi is amused by the 'contents of a letter' clearly written by Caitlyn. As second-in-line to the throne, she will also be put into a pickle as she will also choose a Piltovan over her Zaunite people, leaving Silco double-tapped with only one heir to the throne. Broken branch, ancestor cry.

They eventually arrive, five hours later, to Vander's estate in Piltover, a recent purchase thanks to his newfound role in ferrying the families across the border. It's called 'Greystone House', and it's a rather fancy abode: it's got cream-coloured stone and marble fireplaces on the inside. It is unknown how long he has owned that property or when he bought it, give that the treaty was signed only a few months ago, and Zaunites were forbidden from owning property Topside. A convenient plot hole and detail that throws the entire carefully constructed plot amok, but who cares? We're gonna get a wedding! Then, Vander asks his children if he ever told them about the wedding between him and Silco. They say he has only mentioned it twice in ten years, and he remarks that he and Silco planned to run away together. They were planning a battle, but a storm had blocked the road out of the city, and during his insistence that they have to fight a revolutionary war, he agreed to marry Vander. During the pause, a servant knocks on the door, telling them that the final confirmations for the ceremony are in, and that the bath and their rooms are ready.

Vander tells Viktor to rest, but he's too busy looking over the seating arrangements - tomorrow is the last preparation before the wedding proper - but Viktor is 'nervous'. Cue the prediction that this is where Salo makes his final appearance, trying to kill Viktor in the name of Get Rich or Die Trying. Vander smiles tenderly and thinks of how nervous he was when he married Silco, thinking of playing card games with Benzo to distract his mind beforehand. Powder then declares she also has a gift for Viktor, snug in a blue velvet box: a tie pin of fine silver with a deep blue sapphire with decorative filigree. It is a tie in to the 'something old, something new, something burrowed something new', and she says that the coin in his shoe is something he has to do himself. Vi then presents her gift, noting that they had to gift them separately as Silco was so furious at the revelation he would not have allowed it beforehand. Her gift is a pristine white handkerchief, embroidered with 'V.T.' in one corner with silver thread. She gifted it to him so he can do the very masc thing of embroidering it in his free time, because fuck gender roles n sheeit.

Then, we get Vander's gift: silver cufflinks with onyx in the centre, with edging of embroidered Zaunite and rune inscriptions. They originally belonged to Benzo, who gifted them to Vander for good luck; now he is gifting them to Viktor, to bring him luck with his marriage. He feels a deep warmth at the gesture; he feels that he is not truly leaving his family behind, just embracing them in a new way. Vander then boasts he can beat them all in a chess game, but slyly lets Viktor win instead. When Viktor's bath is ready, a note is left for him under an arrangement of hellbores with cedar branches: "I can't wait to marry you tomorrow, J.T." As he sits in the bath, the weight of the crown meant to be his fades, replaced with 'luminous warmth': here is marrying a man so devoted and full of love towards him, as well as a deep peace as he now no longer feels so lonely. His heart is finally at rest.

On the morning of the wedding, Piltover is radiant despite the freezing weather: the snowflakes are like mini diamonds, the sun appears gold on the clouds, and people are waiting outside a cathedral with blue and green stained glass windows, whistling and cheering at the 'bride and groom's' appearance. Now, one must ask why a world that has no homophobia or transphobia is insistent on calling the trans man a 'bride', when he was always referred to as 'husband'. Authorial slip, or does she sincerely believe that he's been a woman this entire time? Anyways, Viktor's suit, so white that it's brighter than the flowers, nearly blinds him, and is already scoring a few wins with the retinue standing outside the church. He makes small talk with Vander - where Vi and Powder is, for example - and asks if he looks like he's going to faint. Vander says that if wasn't for the smile, he would. Viktor then thinks that the last day he spent at Vander's estate was the last time he would ever be Prince of Zaun. Vander cuts through this mini doom and gloom by saying that he and his husband have what mot couples lack: love, and how he's going to have a good life.

When asked if his wedding was like that, Vander laughs. He says that Silco rushed the bishop until he got to the 'I Do's', before turning solemn, saying that no matter where he is in the world, he will always be their son. Then we enter the Church proper, and Jayce is, quite literally, blinded by Viktor's suit:
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Suit so white it makes a pale nigga look like the Archangel Gabriel, lmao
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> Jayce's hand was strong, the hand of a man who worked for what he wanted
> Is never seen doing any hard labour aside from that one blacksmith scene and where he tried to shoot a revolver
Lol. Lmao.
> Cleared his throat
She wrote this out twice.
> Rosy checks
Mm yes, send me those rosy checks so I can cash them out.
> Before the eyes of the Creator and both realms to seal a union that transcends blood and titles
The ironic thing about this statement is that Viktor isn't even a royal by blood. He's adopted. And Jayce? His family worked for that position, rather than get it through hereditary laws - if the author remembers how rich he is.
> May this bond unite not only the men
Looks like we forgot about the 'bride' thing.
> His deep hunger for knowledge and self-improvement
> The Hextech plot hasn't been mentioned since Chapter 3
Nice.
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Oh so NOW we use gender neutral terms. Funny. We can use said terms for marriage, yet gender roles are still fixed as Viktor has to sit home and embroider and not to 'manly' things he was allowed to do at home. Sounds like a downgrade, if you ask me. Sounds like creeping fascism.
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I highlighted this because I have a hunch the 'strange hue' is poison. I'll start laughing if this becomes a Red Wedding plot.
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> My husband is recovering from the birth of our second child
> Jhin
That's right, it's THIS guy:
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A madman assassin who views 'murder as art' is kept at home to give birth to babies all day? Fucking WOW.
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> I have no doubt that you'll have an heir running through these hallways
I am placing a bet on Viktor going back to the aethernox to put him back on factory settings so he can get those four kids and a cottage by the sea.
> I'm more than willing to invest in and publicize your research into platinum
> Waits until Chapter NINETEEN to talk about this again
Amazing. Here I thought this plot was dropped in favour of the kingslaying arc, but would you look at that. Maybe our Viscountess won't be a tradwife after all!
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> In Zaun, displays of affection were more subtle
They are often described as sexual libertines who are fine with child prostitution.
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Glad we are finally spelling 'Jonathan' right.
> You've turned out to be quite the expert at removing clothing
"Someone has to be a towel for that soggy pussy."
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> Jayce's hand slid down his chest to his waist, and he held them there, as if afraid they might vanish
They can't, not when they're so large and that waist so small your thumbs can meet in the middle.
> The memory of Ambessa waiting for them in the tavern, waiting to attack
That nigga's head was in the TOWN SQUARE. I guarantee you she is not jumping through the window to attack your husband.
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> Almost the entire kingdom likes you
A few months is not going to erase decades of anti-Zaunite prejudice. Did he also not learn from Silco not to talk back to rude Barons, because that might indicate favouritism and turn them against him? What happened to that?
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Pretty sure they're talking about Salo. If he doesn't appear as one last hurrah, leaving his story unsolved will remain another plot hole.
> You've already given the entire kingdom something to remember for years to come
Reminder she snitched on them first, telling people of their engagement before they were ready to announce it. You know what they say about snitches.
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> You'll like the social club our family belongs to
Well since the 'MURDER IS ART' Jhin is there, what is it? A fancy place where they make paper mache horse heads?
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> This is where we had our first dance
I 'member. The place was also a bit of a shithole, and he had to fix it up. It's had more people in there than during his first 20 years of life.
> They were husbands before the entire kingdom
And he's the only 'husband' who has to learn embroidery while the other one learns about taxes. Ho hum.
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> Viktor denies it, but he was always very sought after
> There were suitors who rejected him because of his leg and others who failed to appreciate his personality
So he was not that sought after, but he was, because despite the leg and the intelligence they still wanted that soggy snatch and a chance to become sovereign. OK.
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> The debutante who had impressed everyone with her beauty and scared off any man who approached her finally seemed willing to give in
I'm sure Silco and Vander would be overjoyed learning they have a second traitor in their midst. Or is it different because Vi is a woman and is not as important as a 'son'?
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> It seems dueling is a Piltovan custom. Should I learn how to wield a sword?
...how come you didn't learn any kind of self-defense as the heir to the throne? You didn't even learn how to shoot a gun? And how the fuck do you NOT know they duel in Piltover when Jayce shot a nigga for you in the name of love?! There was an entire chapter were Viktor mulled over that, and now he forgot about it? Bad author, bad!
> You do shoot, you make rifles and swords
He doesn't shoot; when he fought Ambessa, he only went hunting once, with Caitlyn's father, and if he does, in fact, make weapons, he should be a better shot because he would intrinsically know how they'd work. Retcon after retcon.
> I just find it curious that three of the traitors are dead, and that Masemar hasn't given any details on how it happened
Do you really want her to spill the beans on how she knew who the assassins were the entire time, thereby putting herself at risk with the new King? You want her hanged for being an accessory to murder? Dats rayciss.
> What he'd had to do to make Ambessa's body 'disappear'
He tried to frame it as suicide, but self-inflicted gunshot wounds look far different than those done by someone else. Silco, of all people, would know that. Now we have Jayce chopping up a black woman's body so he can shove her head in a box? Damn, Dead Nigger Storage was real!
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Salo escaped? Do you think Frederick WILLINGLY let him go when he doesn't know where he is? He can ask Jhin for help, but he's busy popping out babies because he's an uwu trans man too, go figure.

In the meantime, William and the other servants introduce themselves to Viktor, informing him that his rooms are ready, while Jayce has to deal with administrative affairs. Jayce brushes it off, saying he needs to change, but William insists, saying that his subjects are current destitute due to his absence. Jayce said he visited in June or July - more than half a year ago - and that he has to deal with new rental applications. He sighs, and sets to work dealing with his affairs . In the meantime, William investigates Viktor, mentally noting he is not like what the rumours said, being far more grounded than Jayce is. We then find out that Sky is another servant there, and guess what role she plays? A maid! That's right: another token black is the mammy! Wew, lad! Then, to add insult to injury, she is described as 'porcelain-skinned'. That girl is BLACK, woman!

He recognizes her accent and asks if she is from Zaun; she replies yes, and worked for the Albreks before Talis offered her a job so Viktor would not feel so alone. He thanks her, and she departs, leaving him to examine the room.
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> Memories of the night at the tavern and in Zaun came to his mind
Me too. All I can think of is 'soggy pussy'.
> Admiring him as if he might have been blessed by Aphrodite
You know Aphrodite is usually associated with female sexuality and fertility, right? And why do Runeterrans share the Greek Pantheon?
> Why did Mrs. Castellan take more of my measurements?
Spoiler: she made him super sexy night gowns that are so sleek and fine that it looks like he's wearing water.
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> As God intended
Whoa, there. Whaddaya mean 'God intended?' Are we talking about reproductive sex? So weird how a world without transphobia (allegedly) is still so focused on producing heirs!

As you can see, those nightgowns were clearly made to evoke those 'masculine' thoughts from Jayce as he takes his husband to bed. There is no smut in this chapter, but I guarantee you it will be there in Chapter 20. You can't leave your audience hanging like this.
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> Now it served to accentuate the vulnerability he felt
Now why would a trans man feel vulnerable?
> Images of Jayce flooded his thoughts, his large, warm hands holding him against the wall that night at the Kiramman mansion
Same one where he got discovered because his cane fell, lmao. Those yaoi hands ain't shit.
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> The black fabric hid almost nothing: his nipples, the curve of his waist, the shape of his hips
You don't have a curvy waist or hips. You are literally a thin-ass skeleton.

This ends with 'I've been waiting for you, Jayce', and will no doubt lead in to a smut-filled chapter, bringing the smut total to 3. Hope you're ready for your sexy Hollow about to be plowed in a sheer nightgown.

Nakura, AIDS connoisseur and pedophile enabler, has updated her homewrecker fic where the skinny ass pooner steals a man away from a Hayley Atwell lookalike. Happy Pride - oh, and did you know this takes place in the 2010s? Because faggot is used more often? Yeah. It also appears she is entering her unintentional TERF arc because we have things like a 'smile femininely', and 'macho' behaviour for a female-only resort. The entire plot is based on this couple pretending the babysitter is male, btw.
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> Takes place in the 2010s
> doesn't use dollar amounts because the inflation values would fuck her up
You could just say $100. That would be quite the steep price in the era of the Recession.
> Harriet was going to talk to him, his coffee was bitter
Nakura will then spend the next few paragraphs trying to paint the Hayley Atwell lookalike as a villain, but as it turns out, she's actually one of the more likable characters.
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> Only women and girls can go
Oh wow, look at that fucking TERF. How dare she apply such limited, restrictive gender roles on children who don't know what their gender is! That is clearly for their teachers to decide.
> Nafitali
She had to add that 'i' because the kid's name sounds awfully like Naftali Bennett, the former Israeli PM who wants war with Turkey. Oy vey.
> A main rule of this job is you're supposed to please, therefore, to agree
He got this job against the established rules against 'male babysitters' despite him not being male. He is living 'stealth' and Harriet, for her part, plays along. What is Viktor doing? Comparing her hands with his and getting jealous that her cissy hands got to touch a big male cock and he didn't.
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> You know how these women are, they think we won't notice
> Viktor doesn't actually know
Here we go with peak NLOG: HE doesn't drink, HE isn't like those immigrant maids who drink away the liquor cabinet while on the job, HE doesn't do that stuff because he isn't a cis bitch. He's a proud (closeted), confident (weak-willed), and charismatic (deceptive) trans man, meaning he doesn't fit under those rules or boxes.
> There was a message behind it, something clearly directed at him
We are supposed to view Harriet as the villain when her warning - which isn't a warning, it's more of a statement - is 100% valid: don't drink on the job, don't commit any crimes, and do your job well, and you will get paid well. She is willing to look the other way on your 'maleness', because this is the 2010s, and they will call you a tranny outright (it was only until 2015 when the Trans Wars properly began).
> Nor was she a good woman because at the end of the day she gave Viktor an extra lemon pie as a gift
You know what they say: don't bite the hand that feeds you. He is acting like she is the worst woman ever and some kind of traitor, because why would an immigrant fire and immigrant who drank on the job? Is she trying to call ICE? What a demon.
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> It seemed that when she was around, Jayce was never there
We are supposed to believe that she is so intolerable and evil like she's Anfisa from '90 Day Fiancé' when she's totally cool with me. Of course Viktor views her as an obstacle because you need to jump over Mt. Everest for anyone to believe a man would dump Hayley Atwell for a skinnier Elliot Page.
> Harriet smiled with a new femininity
I always love it when authors like this will tell you all about pointlessly gendered things and then write shit like this. What does it mean to smile with a new 'femininity'?
> It was a type that not only excluded those who should be excluded but also created a macho artificiality disgusted as nature
Here, I'll help you Nakura: 'macho' applies to males and their behaviour, whereas 'smiling femininely' applies to women who want to be TERFs. This entire thing, mind you, is predicated on them treating Viktor as male, when he is female, so he is getting angry over being excluded for this pointlessly gendered thing despite claiming to be the opposite sex. Have we gotten through that? Or do I need to explain how Viktor actually got AIDS that one time?
> He was told to talk to his father, a man like him, as if he were a being from another planet
Says the AFAB who wants to be a man. There's great irony, and hypocrisy, of Viktor condemning this behaviour when he relies on those rules to be the homewrecking 'male' babysitter who has a craving for male cock. Sounds awfully TERFy.
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> Tried to teach him some basic biology
Lol. Lmao.
> I couldn't go because only girls can go. Silly, dumb girls
Give it a few years and he can identify as a girl and go wherever he wants 😀
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> Viscous
'Viscous' refers to a thick liquid. 'Vicious' is what you are referring to.
> Why not? Everyone says it (faggot)
Whoa, our kid here is a COD player! Viktor would never survive those COD lobbies. He'd be chucking 'nigger' and 'faggot' like no tomorrow.
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Stop. You're making me like the Hayley Atwell mom even more.
> He wanted to cry, but crying would make his nose completely close up...he didn't want to give in to fragility yet
Sounds like you're a slack-jawed faggot around here.
> He was a little boy who was probably dealing for the first time the world's gender dichtonomy
I find this ironic that a trans person, who uses the term 'smile femininely' seriously, lecturing others on gender roles. Sex doesn't exist but you're a 'male' babysitter with women's organs, right. He transitioned for the ultimate NLOG status, and for him to say that he is a 'gay' man despite having a pussy. His entire arc was trying to make people believe male babysitters are safe to be around, but the fact he is a 'male babysitter with women's organs' shows that people don't actually think he's male. I think TERF mommy knows what's up.
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> He was a child when a group of teenagers stole his bike
What race were they?
> He didn't hang out with girls, "you wanna be a boy so bad, but in the end you can only be a..."
Bravo, baby TERFs. And they're right: he wants to be a man, yet he can't stop acting like a crybaby faggot, and will homewreck a family by convincing a bisexual man his pussy is gay. Thanks, AIDS author.
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> To make sure the boy didn't use such foul language again
COD kids walked so IG kids using 'goyslop' could run. Naph here is about to awaken his inner MW2.
> His cell phone was small and slow, not as modern as the couple's family
You really want me to think a Blackberry or a Nokia can store all those images of a man's diary? Those things got overloaded with just a few MB.
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So now we find out that Jayce, the family man, is a BDSM-loving bisexual, taking photos of his conquests and keeping them away from his wife. This doesn't make him a better person or character, btw: he has been wasting this woman's life for years, enjoying other men's assholes while exposing her to - wait for it - AIDS. But that's OK, look how big his manly male flaccid penis is!
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"Married man whose son says faggot is actually a bisexual who films porn" is not the trope I was expecting, yet here we are. Bisexual dad, COD child, skibidi grandchild? Who can say?
> Jayce with a man. Dominating this man, young and pretty, with his innocence stolen and destroyed
That makes him sound like a gay rapist, you know.
> Did Jayce actually like men?
Did you not just watch a twink's asshole wink after getting pounded by MS13 inches over there? Really?
> It wouldn't make sense for Jayce to experience homophobia or biphobia
Because he's the masculine top; he does not look like your typical 'gay' person. He can walk through life as he is, unmolested, and gain access to whatever hole he wants because he has the looks. He's not a bottom because you'd commit suicide if he was. Why would he worry about homophobia when you can't even conceive of him taking dick?
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> Proof of purchasing power Harriet had over him
Get another job then, faggot. You still can't make me hate her.
> Because he was a coward
You got that right. Have you tried acting like a man, yet?
> He still had dark circles under his eyes and his voice seemed even hoarser than usual
That's usually caused by two things: taking dick, and sucking dick. But we know he doesn't do the former, and probably doesn't do the latter, so what could be causing those panda bear eyes, hmm?
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> Without questioning he couldn't send the file right away
Because they don't have 5G Internet yet. Have you tried Skype?
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> The touches, the closeness, calling himself 'daddy', pointing out the size difference between them
Obligatory:
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Just slim down that female skeleton until they look like Ariana Grande and you're good.
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> Mine wouldn't fit in you. You're really too light. Just as daddy here
He's so thin he could get sucked into a plane engine and come out fine because the blades can't hit anything.
> Inside the folder were files in a movie format, all named with numbers, and their thumbnails were black screens
MF is looking at gay porn filmed on Windows Movie Maker 🤣
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So, it looks like Harriet is aware of her husband's illicit behaviour and even participates in it! What a twist! She has to bribe Viktor so he can't go squealing to her friend group that she and her husband are bisexual swingers who film homemade porn! That would go miles on PornHub, you know.
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> Why leave that so easily available to find?
It wasn't? It was in a box near the plant. Thumb drives can be easily hidden. The bigger question is what room they're using to film their porn, and if they're doing it in the same vicinity as their sleeping children.
> If Jayce really wanted to provoke him, that meant he somehow knew that Viktor had entered the office
Unless he's clairvoyant and noticed the sandwich missing, probably not. He wants to make the trans man uncomfortable by forcing him to watch his homemade porn? And the blame is placed on the wife, not the husband, who created the venture? Funny how that works.
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> Jayce's member, not so clear but oh, it was there
He's a swinger who films porn on the side for money in the same house that his kids sleep in but hey, at least he has a big dick to make that pussy smile femininely, right?
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> He had the ability to exercise and act normally
Lmao where have you exercised?
> It almost seemed as if Jayce had sucked Viktor's energy: his dark circles, flushed eyes, and heavy body transferring to the younger man
Whose energy is being sucked by who, again?
> Despite being a dubious presence when Harriet was around
Now I have to know: was she dragged into this swinger's thing by choice, or was she forced into it to hide her Balldo's proclivities? It really is Nick and Kayla Rekeita: Immigrant Edition.
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Look at him, doing the T-pose and the running move from 'Weapons'. Are we going to have our COD kid run to Area 51 to fight gay aliens or is he going to have to fight the trans man who's eyeing his swinger father? The author says the chapters will get darker from here, so the kid really might have a reason to hurl slurs outside of MW2 lobbies.

tigercristabel has updated her Captive Prince/Star Wars AU. It continues to devolve in writing and logic, leading one to think what, exactly, the author is talking about. Her beta reader did not deign to stop her, so you have to deal with yet another British queer who can't master her own language.
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> It remains cursory, a fact he's grateful for, as Master hasn't yet decided whether he is to service others
Pets in 'Captive Prince' lore don't usually have sex with others. They may initiate oral sex (as Ansel did to Damen) or, in the worst cases, rape each other, but there is no group sex. They do not allow bastards in the Captive Prince canon.
> He seems...possessive, and not just in the manner than young men his age tend to hoard their toys
You don't say. Our weird alien King on this shithole world likes to hoard old prostitutes? Guess he has a thing for silver foxes, huh?
> It's humiliating, having his weaknesses be so obvious that they're planned around
I find it curious how a prostitute is in such high demand despite being a cripple, and then has the nerve to act offended and humiliated that a King who wants crippled coochie is...planning around their disabilities. In a universe that has cryosleep, why the fuck is he disabled to begin with?
> Talis' seem to have firm jaws and strong eyes
So are we keeping with the fact they look like aliens or are they just iron-jawed Gigachads? Funny how they're genetically perfect and the pooner is not.
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> He might be unable to win but he's played this game before, he doesn't have to go down without a fight
The author is trying really hard to make Viktor like Laurent, but Laurent was 2 standard deviations ahead of this man and actually is a cunning bastard. Viktor's characterization is inconsistent; he doesn't want to be a victim, yet he's a prized prostitute hawked all over the galaxy. Who the hell is selling him to begin with?
> Viktor knows his appearance isn't standard
And why are you disabled? Since tigercristabel thinks it's funny to mock disabled people by having them each dog food out of cages, I'll go one step further: you shouldn't have disabilities in a world with FTL travel. Mass Effect didn't have them. Star Wars and Star Trek didn't have them. HALO didn't have them. All of them modified disabilities with tech or genetic engineering. He's just being kept a cripple because uhhh trans disability rights, or something.
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> I meant the chair
Correct, and Viktor decided to sit on the carpet because he thought it was his job to give Claggor - and I legit didn't believe it was him - a blowjob. Also, how does one forget they are holding a leash? It's in your hand? You're holding it?
> That in of itself is curious, that there is more precaution for the Council against its king than its king against...well, anyone
Wow, the Latino alien who's possessive and won't take a dick up his ass has to have fancy locks because he might go full Wampa on his own council? You don't fucking say.
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> Announced as the King's first Royal Pet
> Judged as defective and doubted whether it would survive cryosleep
Shocker. You also have to admire how, in every entry, tigercristabel manages to sound like the most ableist person ever. Here I thought that was a huge no-no in this fandom and you were disgusting if you called Viktor 'crippled'. Here we are calling him defective and that he should've been thrown out of the airlock, lmao
> That one admittedly does sting, because the journey wasn't even that long. Not even a full year's time debt
Not how time dilation works. You wouldn't age, yet everyone around you would. We don't even know the orbit or how many hours are in a day on this planet. All we know is that it has such extremely high UV radiation people have to stay inside all the time, and was nearly destroyed by a failed terraforming project.
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> Says that calling the cripple a 'cripple' is evil
> Has an entire paragraph calling the pooner prostitute 'defective' and that he's an aged out banana that is past spoiled (you know how white (wo)men age)
> Says he has bad breeding and that he should've been put down
Amazing how this is coming out of the mouth of a progshit. Operation Let Them Speak continues unabated.
> For the lost king's upbringing, the necessity of his age
This sentence doesn't make sense. He's not a lost king? He's right there, ruling his planet? He's still young? What?
> He has excellent breeding
> The leg and spine were sheer bad luck
One of these things is not like the other.
> How fortunate then that my pet was not raised in your family's farms, I suppose
Wow. Along with having Aktion T4 lingo, she has pooners/AFABs kept on breeding farms so they can become prime prostitutes. I'd be running right to Vader to blast that planet with the Deathstar, or unleashing the Flood. Ya'll lost the right to live.
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> Of course he shouldn't have showered without express permission
Did you want to stink out that room with the smell of alien cum?
> A pet should be an asset to their owner, not merely an idly plaything
Funny. In Captive Prince (if I use 'CP' that's gonna sound weird), pets are just that: sexual orifices, exclusively of the same-sex, to prevent pregnancy. Veretians, the people she's basing this culture on, are so disgusted by bastards that they engage in this type of prostitute to alleviate their sexual urges.
> We are pleased to see that your age hasn't blinded you with the charms of shiny toys
...he's young? Why are they acting as if he's old?
> Hyperotes have no need for them
She later retcons this by saying he's human, and then retcons that again by saying he's this alien species again.
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> His expenses will be paid from my private funds, which I expect you all to bill accordingly
He doesn't want them to use his pet, yet this statement implies he expects them to use his pet. Why would they need to bill him for services Viktor isn't going to offer them?
> He wants to smile at how right it feels to have a compass point the needle of this body can align to
This doesn't make a single lick of sense. Beta-read, btw.
> All this talk about my passions, then breeding
Pets are there to PREVENT breeding, because they prevent illegitimate children from ever being created. Viktor is not the same sex as Jayce, so therefore, all this talk of 'breeding' is just him shitting out illegitimate kids for the hell of it.
> A pity, it's not becoming of him, but he can still feel the insult to his bloodline smart within his veins
Is mating with a human without the sanctity of marriage an insult to his bloodline? How about fucking a crippled one?
> They say Hyperotes can smell fear, that their brutality is merely a means to an end to acquire what is considered a delicacy
Which is what? Pussy? Sounds awfully biologically essentialist on top of making the brown man belong to a race of raping aliens. The jokes write themselves.
> Master might not be a Hyperote in body
Yet he's one biologically because he has their instincts and anatomy. Pick one.
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> Barely an hour of clenching in perfect form
That's one way to keep that ass tight, huh? Your back might be blown out but your asshole hasn't - yet.
> The only sound is the squelch of fingers running through his juices
So far, Viktor has no character to speak of. Even Damen was a self-realized character and defiant in his own way; Viktor just stands there and gets his coochie squeezed like a grape. He doesn't exist for anything else other than to pop out crippled babies.
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This fic was based on a story written by a white queer, and is subsequently written by a white queer, but CS Pacat still managed to give her 'barbarian' and 'savage' more humanity than whatever the fuck this author is doing. One is a chance, two is a trend, and more than three times is a coincidence. I don't think this he/him autist likes disabled people that much.

The Medieval AU that had our star have a miscarriage in a cave has been updated. It features a mental breakdown over a letter not being answered in *checks notes* two weeks.
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He lost it during a two-day kidnapping scheme that had the kidnappers sit down, eat, and try to hide in a cave while they should have spent the whole night running. Worst kidnappers ever.
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> He does know I've been with other men before him
Oy vey. Not being a virgin in Medieval times? You should've gotten the whip. But we're so progressive in this era trans men can be Medieval kings...but no sex before marriage. We're a Christian country 😉
> Would his child have been that curious? That quietly rebellious?
Would they have been born crippled and left out into the woods to die? We're assuming the kid(s) are going to be born able-bodied. They're coming out looking like a Matt Damon from Team America.
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> I lost two babies
Man it sucks when your female reproductive organs fail like that, huh?
> I'm not precisely familiar with desiring children
...aren't you Viktor's 'birthing parent'?
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Oh wow, Mel is actually treated like a human in this? I'm shocked.
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> Asks where the affection in this letter
> It's in the very first sentence when he says he can't stop thinking about the way they parted
> Vows in that letter to find the culprits who formed the kidnapping plot
> Viktor takes it poorly, thinking his hubby is abandoning him and doesn't have him on his mind 24/7
That certainly doesn't sound very manly or rational. You survived a kidnapping plot. Shouldn't you be worried about your own safety?
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> It's the smell
Uh oh. Looks like our "I lost my poor baby in a shitty kidnapping plot" is still pregnant! What a twist!
> We could get your marriage annulled and you could come back here permanently
Hard to do that when he is no longer a virgin and has a baby cooking in there. I don't know what the divorce laws are like in this progressive Medieval era that still has trans men getting sold as broodmares, but they're probably conservative.
> It's been two weeks and he's still this pathetic creature pining for a man who seems to have stopped caring about him
'Pathetic' is right. It's been TWO. WEEKS. You don't have e-mail or instant messaging services. You don't even have a mail delivery system! Why are you getting angry over him not responding in two goddamn weeks when shit like that can take MONTHS? Hello?!
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> He does not get the impression she is searching for failings or assessing him like a broodmare
Says the broodmare being examined by a transwoman. One appreciates the poetry of the situation: the transwoman is a doctor, and the trans man spends their time getting pregnant. Same as it always was.
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You can tell whose genes are trying to break through those walls, lmao
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> Jayce has now made it clear how little power he has in their marriage; in this whole damn kingdom
You can identify as a man, but can't identify into the power a man holds. Pottery.
> That title implies you think I'm a companion, an equal
Too bad you can't identify into a sex that would make you an equal, eh?
> If Jayce had come to see him, none of this would would have happened
He's blaming his husband for something he had no control over and thinks he's being cruel for...trying to find out who kidnapped him. What a petty piece of shit.
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> I hear it's the trend to keep someone on the side
Who is this pooner taking as a side piece? I'd rather believe he was hiding AM up that coochie.
> It would only be an issue in Piltover if my child were not sired by my husband
Their universe accepts transgender kings but does not accept children born out of wedlock. Conservative, but wokely.
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> I'm never not thinking of you. Your heart is fluttering like a little bird
His bones can break like a little bird's, lmao.
> I can't tell if you've caged me or freed me
The world is woke enough to accept transgender princes, but it isn't woke enough to allow divorce-on-demand or to free trans men from the expectations of their biological sex. Conservative, but wokely.
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> He didn't want to know, to be honest, or he wanted any information to come from Jayce
> Complains that he's not receiving any news from the kingdom
Why are you complaining over something you wanted in the first place? You identify as a man, yet you can't stop bitching like an irrational woman. Don't you just hate when the worst aspects of your gender still come through when you identify as the opposite?
> Today marks four weeks of his exile and he is desperate to know if any progress has been made
> Just admitted he's not interested in any news
The fuck, man.
> Viktor is jealous, ugly emotion that may be, but it's hardly her fault
Here I thought she'd get off unscathed. The bitchy pooner who is being sent away for their own safety is having a bitch fit against a normal woman. As Sean Connery once said, it might be time for a good ole slap.
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> Jayce is making enemies where there were none because he's digging at dead ends
That implies the kidnapping was an inside job, because no one seems to be bothered by the fact their consort was kidnapped and nearly killed.
> They believe he's sent you away for his own benefit, and the investigation is simply a cover
A cover for what? He's digging at dead ends and pissing people off, you say? Who? Because if he's angering people, that means he's actually on the right track. Why is no one concerned about the 9/11 pooner incident, here?
> He wants to be wanted for himself; he wants to be desired by his husband again
You would be if there wasn't a whole scandal of you being kidnapped, having a potential miscarriage, and being killed. Those things tend to dampen the mood. Of course, this is how a rational person acts; Viktor can't seem to identify into those emotions and takes it all out on others instead. He's like Meghan Markel.
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> He certainly wants the marriage, but he's not going to speak for a man who sent him away on strict orders
...he did it for your safety and you still hate him? You're making me support the 'bad husband' here over you.
> He wasn't certain what that condition was, though. With child? In unrequited love?
You've had crazy sex for the past six months on every available surface, and you think it's one-sided? Really, nigga? A man with that kind of voracious appetite is a keeper. He's throwing it away because of those silly pregnancy hormones and because he seemingly can't identify into male logic.
> It's relief, yes, but it's not enough to be what he craves
Those uwu Size 4 ring fingers can't do shit, yo.
> He really misses the intimacy of the act
Holy shit, it's only been a month. Women of yore have waited longer for their husbands. If all you are capable of is lying there and being an orifice and getting pregnant, you aren't a character. You are just a sex toy. What a pathetic creature worthy of contempt.
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> With all due respect, you are not the person I wish to speak about this
Look at that, the white Meghan Markel is throwing a fit against other women. He seems to enjoy yelling at women while being quiet and demure around men. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
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> Viktor would rather he doesn't hear of the pregnancy rumours (through) someone else
No one knows you're pregnant, though? Unless they deduced it from your volatile moods, then EVERYONE knows you are.
> The physician believes there may have been two or a rupture, but she does not have any concerns at present
A rupture is a pretty big deal??? The fuck you mean there are no concerns?!
> Some in Piltover may object to the heir being born on foreign soil
They can just identify as a naturalized citizen. Since we're on that line of thinking, and all.
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> Vander is his cousin
Guess that explains Silco saying he isn't familiar with pregnancy because he actually did come from a True and Honest Woman, lol
> Did he ride straight through? Is something wrong?
You tell me, retard. You wrote him a letter informing him of your pregnancy, and he, being the King, rode there all night to make sure his heir and consort is safe. He didn't just come there on a whim. What a fucking stupid thing to write.
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> What if Jayce is angry with him? No, he has no right
He technically does, if his Meghan Markel consort is dragging him around like a dog, bitching and moaning how he isn't loved when he survived a botched kidnapping plot. These people are insufferable.
> A room that Viktor learned, only after months of marriage, was meant to be a solar chamber for the couple and any future children
This entire series was based on a Medieval-style world with progressive attitudes regarding trans people. Right off the bat, you can tell the difference between who gets better treatment and who doesn't: the transwoman, Lest, is a respected doctor; allowed to study, learn and be influential, while the trans man is just there to get a penis inside them and to give birth. A real life example are transwomen being on Fortune 500 magazines, and trans men...again...being famous for getting pregnant. It seems the author, in her Conservative, but Woke AU, knows exactly which is which.

Tiger Aids and Cummy Bubble Farts are a great choice for band name and debut album title
People might hate you for this, but you're actually right. It's something GG Allin and 'punk' artists would choose. 'Dying Fetus' is a Death metal band, for example.

I forgot to add this. Speaking of crazy titles, here's a TMNT genocide fic:
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i posted abt this before in the Yaoi/Mpreg thread, but i felt it was better suited here, the tags alone are a gold mine:
Raceplay, noncon, forced impregnation, Racism, Neo Nazi, Breeding, Rape, Black Reader, The N word, Throat Fucking, Knifeplay, Death Threats, Misogyny, vomitting, Use of racial slurs, breeding fetish
Nothing quite beats the comments on this one, how half of them are still up, idk but seeing "FBI crime statistics" on AO3 made me giggle a little bit

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Also, there are somehow 40 works under the Anne Frank tag, this one: Punks Respect Pronouns was cute, its even got Gretta Thumberg somehow.
They finished the song before wrapping up the set with their signature song Fuck J. K. Rowling. When they finished, they thanked the fans and exited the stage.

“That was great, Anne!” Greta said when they were back on the tour bus. “I just checked my phone, and you’re getting all kinds of support.”

Anne looked at Greta’s phone to see several messages congratulating her for coming out of the closet, as well as a few calling out her use of homophobic slurs.
 
Also, there are somehow 40 works under the Anne Frank tag

Honestly given AO3 standards that is pretty low. You would think that the sort of total degenerates in there would be all in on lewding the teenage holocaust victim as jewish jailbait but who knows how the mind of a AO3 coomer works.
 
It's not so bad but of course there's silliness in the idea of safe-edgy punks gleefully obeying rules-lawyering regarding who's permitted to say which words.
Nah, this is pretty true to reality actually. Punk has always been fake and gay and it's just gotten worse over the past decade or so.
 
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