This was written in 2021? It's gotta be a very dedicated troll parodying the satanic panic over Pokemon in the late 90s, unless this housewife is one of those kids who grew up with a parent like that and never learned how to form her own opinions.
This is the wholesome thing from this thread.
please send this back to whatever hole it came from and bury it
Content warnings are literally part of what the tags are for, why would you not just put it in the tags?
because people who use AO3 daily have 99.99% fewer brain cells than the normal person
I am one of those people with no brain cells because I only just noticed that I had posted that fic here a couple pages back.
Well, at least it's self-aware that it's fucking weird and the worst way to celebrate something, so... one point to slytherin
foo fighters? more like poo fighters
