Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Trickie]

Wait wait wait... Kyanite is the name of a gemstone.

Is... Is Kyanite a gemsona?

 

[A Random]

It would be interesting, but where's the jewel?

 

[soliloquyR]

FINALLY.

Crystal is a Gemsona now? Please don't make shipping art of Her and Pearl. We already have enough of that.

 

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So.... long story short... people at work have been exceptionally pants-shittingly retarded stupid silly as of late. I've been spending most of my days as of late fixing things like people's amazing ideas of trying to re-network network printers and deleting McAfee from other computers after I deliberately told them to NEVER INSTALL MCAFEE EVER EVER EVER and driving goddamn 140 miles because people lie to me when it was something I could fix for them over the fucking phone.... okay deep breaths....

...so. Been busy. However, I have my weekend upon me so I'm hoping to get some shit done. Hoping to have the next page ready to roll out tomorrow.

But for now... mailbag.

Good God I love Punchy! And what is the Sonichu hallucination behind Spunky up to?

This is a good question, with an interesting answer.

...and when I know said answer, I'll make sure to tell you. Some things I have planned out ahead of time. Other things, like the hallucinations, I just let them find their own way.

Wait wait wait... Kyanite is the name of a gemstone.

Is... Is Kyanite a gemsona?

Crystal is a Gemsona now? Please don't make shipping art of Her and Pearl. We already have enough of that.

Fun fact: I had to Google "gemsona' because I literally didn't know it was an actual thing. I live in a blissful, happy world where I stopped actively caring about cartoons, mostly because of the fandoms that arise from them. So don't you fret, I'm not going to be shipping any TRS characters with any from Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Uncle Grandpa, Regular Show, Adventure Time, or any noodly armed, generic animation that can't seem to unpry their lips from Genndy Tartakovsky's and Bill Amend's supple asses.

Korra however, maybe. That bitch be thick, yo. (this is a joke)

 

[MasterDisaster]

To be honest I thought Kyanite was a play off of Cyanide, you know, cause death and shit. Also given those expressions in your teaser pic someone's about to get royally fucked up, aren't they? My guess is...Punchy, clearly because he's the fan favorite and I'm an ass. Also also if Wilds eyes get any closer they'll be one entity and I'm pretty sure an eldritch creature is going to crawl out and consume the universe.

 

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IT IS TIME.

Spoiler: Fun little story

The phrase "No more Humpty Dumpty - it's Time For Action!" come from a story by younger brother told me when he was in college. Apparently his next door neighbor was some tiny jacked Asian guy who apparently spent most of his days and nights screaming incomprehensible chunks of English like a maniac, loud enough that he could be heard through the wall.

One night, the tiny man was on an especially wild tangent, according to my brother. And then he uttered the phrase "NO MORE HUMPTY DUMPTY! IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!" And kicked down the door to his dorm. Maybe I embellished the part with the door, but not by much.

In any case, when my brother told me about this guy, that phrase stuck with me because IMO, it may be one of the best phrases I have ever heard in my life... which is why I now pass it along to you.

Thank you tiny jacked Asian man, wherever you may be.

 

[Keerakh]

ooh goddamn it's go time

 

[Warden Clawdorf]

And now Punchy is that tiny jacked Asian man.

Beautiful.

 

[soliloquyR]

IT IS TIME.

Spoiler: Fun little story

The phrase "No more Humpty Dumpty - it's Time For Action!" come from a story by younger brother told me when he was in college. Apparently his next door neighbor was some tiny jacked Asian guy who apparently spent most of his days and nights screaming incomprehensible chunks of English like a maniac, loud enough that he could be heard through the wall.

One night, the tiny man was on an especially wild tangent, according to my brother. And then he uttered the phrase "NO MORE HUMPTY DUMPTY! IT'S TIME FOR ACTION!" And kicked down the door to his dorm. Maybe I embellished the part with the door, but not by much.

In any case, when my brother told me about this guy, that phrase stuck with me because IMO, it may be one of the best phrases I have ever heard in my life... which is why I now pass it along to you.

Thank you tiny jacked Asian man, wherever you may be.

What voice are we supposed to read Punchy's dialogue in? Stereotypical asian or ghetto gangsta black dude?

 

[CWCissey]

What voice are we supposed to read Punchy's dialogue in? Stereotypical asian or ghetto gangsta black dude?

I read it in Lo Wang's voice from the original Shadow Warrior

 

[Raccoon99]

First off, is anyone else getting Chris's voice in their head while reading Kyanite's "speech" (yet slightly deepened) during this page?
Second: Kick her ass, Punchy. (but not TOO hard, we don't want to accidently kill her.)

(I personally prefer the official OST version over the Movie version.)

 

[Trickie]

Godbear bless you, TJAM, wherever you are.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well this whole thing took quite an unexpected turn.

 

[New age retro hippie]

Uh-oh, looks like the start of an epic battle...

great!

P.S. Hi @_blank_ first time posting, but I'm following your comic since a month now, and it has bacome on on my favourite webcomics. sorry to hear about your bad day at work, but you're comic page is great!

 

[LordCustos3]

First off, is anyone else getting Chris's voice in their head while reading Kyanite's "speech" (yet slightly deepened) during this page?

Nah. I was hearing an angry GLaDOS pretending to be a sexy Dalek, and reminding us that resistance is futile and we will be EX!TER!MIN!AY!TED!

 

[Zim]

Oh shiiiiit. There's going to be some awkward catchphrased badassery going on!

"No more humpty dumpty. It's time for action." is what I yell if I have to go to work after morning sex.

 

[Saney]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: work sucks.

Pencils are done- inks, color, and proper script come in tomorrow. Until then, more hints about plots and schemes.

Don't tell me how to live my life, Dagget! >: (

I don't know how to use a computer with both hands to begin with, Dagget.

That's OK Daggett, my hands are currently down someone else's pants.

Too late, Dagget, too late.

Also is that Graduon in the third (fourth?) panel or is that just an optical illusion that only I can see?

Shit, is it too late to get in on this? Well, I'm gonna do it anyway...

"Joke's on you, I'm not wearing any pants!"

 

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What voice are we supposed to read Punchy's dialogue in? Stereotypical asian or ghetto gangsta black dude?

I'm going to be incredibly unoriginal here and Punchy in my head is voiced by Patrick Warburton.

First off, is anyone else getting Chris's voice in their head while reading Kyanite's "speech" (yet slightly deepened) during this page?
Second: Kick her ass, Punchy. (but not TOO hard, we don't want to accidently kill her.)

Annnd Kyanite... yeah, she's going to be speaking like Chris back when he was on his rage videos back in the day, but for voice... I'm gonna be unoriginal again and say Mary Elizabeth McGlynn.

Uh-oh, looks like the start of an epic battle...

great!

P.S. Hi @_blank_ first time posting, but I'm following your comic since a month now, and it has bacome on on my favourite webcomics. sorry to hear about your bad day at work, but you're comic page is great!

Welcome to the Farms! Always happy to hear from a new member & longtime reader. Hope you continue to enjoy the show!

Shit, is it too late to get in on this? Well, I'm gonna do it anyway...

"Joke's on you, I'm not wearing any pants!"

S'all good - no pants are required for this comic. Only when Dagget is around because he has a fear of underpants.

And if you're not wearing any of those either, well God bless ya anyway. I would've waited for the Secret Swimsuit Spectacular, but whatever boats your float.
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Anyway, I was going through the older pages, mostly looking for things to improve upon, and I noticed I have a really bad habit of having fights going on... just not on the page. I'm planning on resolving that. Hopefully this page is a decent start.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Punchy is being way more competent than I expected him to be.

Hopefully they can pry the ring off her or something.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Amnyfest. Not even once.