Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Some of you people need to stop reading my scripts...

Ahh, good. The agents at Turkmenistan Intelligence are doing their job.

I mean, lucky guess, I suppose. Nice work, as usual. I'll assume you're doing better, which is another good thing.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

See, Blacke-I mean, Blake?

It doesn't even matter.

 

[Trickie]

"Thinking is for sad people!" Punchy is possibly getting violently philosophical on us.

 

[Handsome Pete]

"Thinking is for sad people!"

Five minutes ago, I had nothing exciting planned for tomorrow, but now it looks like I'm taking a trip to the tattoo parlor.

 

[Jared]

Poor Wes just can't catch a break

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

"Thinking is for sad people!"

Five minutes ago, I had nothing exciting planned for tomorrow, but now it looks like I'm taking a trip to the tattoo parlor.

You will provide pics, right? And will that include Punchy, or will it be in a lovely font?

 

[Raccoon99]

Well, Wes was being a smartass there. (I can just imagine of Wes just being a smartass with everyone yet he doesn't do anything.)

Have a nice day @_blank_ !

 

[Afinepickle]

Yeah. Punchy just went and punched his way to my top fave character in this. He is the best.

 

[Plesioth]

just re-read all of this again holy shit

 

[_blank_]

Ahh, good. The agents at Turkmenistan Intelligence are doing their job.

I mean, lucky guess, I suppose. Nice work, as usual. I'll assume you're doing better, which is another good thing.

Thanks for that and also thanks for all the well-wishes I've gotten from everyone. My tailbone and back are doing much better now, with just a lingering stiffness but nothing too painful. Already getting back into my exercise regiment, but of course gonna be a bit more careful.

"Thinking is for sad people!"

Five minutes ago, I had nothing exciting planned for tomorrow, but now it looks like I'm taking a trip to the tattoo parlor.

Awesome. The public demands images if you get ink. Yes, I am the public. All of it. I AM LEGION!!!

Okay, seriously though, time for a new page. I would have this up yesterday, but honestly, been going through my backlog of games and apparently the Witcher 2 is a serious timesink, y'know, once I figured out what the hell I was doing.

 

[Trickie]

God, poor Blake. He tries so hard, and it seems like everyone around him is out to sabotage him.

 

[SuperSheep]

Wait, in the comic where Punchy punched Wes, wouldn't he have gotten fist spikes impaling him?

I kinda miss super badass Wes from Asperchu. Wes here seems like a tool.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Makes sense one of the most "normal" Sonichus is one tha was technically made by someone other than Chris.

 

[SuperSheep]

Makes sense one of the most "normal" Sonichus is one tha was technically made by someone other than Chris.

I'm telling you, it's the Cherry Cola that's offsetting the natural Sonichu insanity.

 

[Trombonista]

Ooh, Christine's back!

I wonder where Cerah is.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder what Christine is up to...

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Herp, I've been meaning to reply for a while. Keep up the good work, @_blank_! & feel better!

New page- hope it makes your Monday a little bit better!

I think I ran over my allotted quota for exclamation points on this one.

"Gotta go zappy fast!" is cracking me up for some reason.

Oh no, I just thought of what's going to happen when Robbee finds Sonichu... As ridiculous as the tomgirl look he's got going is, I hope he doesn't get his ass kicked for it.

Sonichu will throw the damn "fag" card at him.

Well, today has been a fun day. Last night while doing my exercises, I decided to kick it up a notch and... totally fucked my lower back/ tailbone up. Thankfully after a day of icing it and taking painkillers it seems to be on the mend, but due to the fact that I couldn't sit at my workbench and build this page without it feeling like my legs were gonna pop off, I had to do the majority of this lying on my side. So, if the art seems off, that's why. Granted, I'm paranoid about this and maybe no one notices/ cares, but yeah.

Annnnd that plot element is something I've been wanting to do for months.

Crystal married a jerkop? And a black Jerkop at that? Oooh! I love the subversion!

I would never have expected that. I love that you keep building the Jerkhief into a real character not mentally handicapped villain. I'm alo glad things are starting to go his way now that Chris's curse-ye-ha-ma-ha has worn off.

Jerkhief/Crystal. I love it so much.

 

[Afinepickle]

Whelp, Punchy just went and well...punched...plan A.

I guess time for Plan B. then? Kicking the crap out of literally everyone? Because I am seriously down for Plan B.

 

[Jared]

Punchy is dead-fuckin on, man

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

It's kind of neat. You have good guys and bad guys all around. Knowing the real-life CWC, you should sympathize with PVCC. But in CWCville, they technically are the bad guys. I think it's a good job being done in blurring the good and bad guys in each camp. I hope that sentiment is clear.

I'm telling you, it's the Cherry Cola that's offsetting the natural Sonichu insanity.

I think Bionic is fairly sane. The question is, is he full hedgehog, or is he the retroactive continuity sonichu in this comic? Is he still Sonichu's "older brother"?

Come to think of it, I can see Sonichu blaming either Bionic or Ha-Taque for corrupting his son. After all, they're of the Homo Agenda and of course must be after the little boys...