Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Uncouth Twat]

I hope those monitors were insured.

Hate sex is best sex.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I hope those monitors were insured.

なんか痛そうじゃん。

 

[The Un-Clit]

I hope those monitors were insured.

I don't know if I am mad or happy that the most epic hatefuck of all time must be viewed in my imagination instead of Blank's twisted drawings of it.

Also, I guess we now know how Bill and Allison smuggle Mr. Yawn's dope back down from the moon and back, via flying boulder-dropping whale, of course! A whale's belly can probably hold a shitload of goodies as well as a few passengers and the Metal Sonichu Caddie Convertible, but I can't imagine the smell in transit to be very pleasant. I hope the boulder-dropping whale dosen't mind passengers smoking.

 

[Xaiena]

Blank, just wanna say amazing work as usual. I haven't posted in....well, years lol Mostly been lurking but just gotta say thank you for continuing the story and updating when you are able to. I appreciate you.

 

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I don't know if I am mad or happy that the most epic hatefuck of all time must be viewed in my imagination instead of Blank's twisted drawings of it.

TBH, I was a bit torn on how to proceed with it. Initially I was thinking about having it be a bit more drawn out but ultimately I decided to just fast forward it a bit because a) I'm perpetually late with getting these pages done and I didn't want to be drawing a hatefuck for weeks; b) it wouldn't really add more to the story other than Magi droning on; c) I already did a Frank Miller-esque drawn out Sexy Times scene at the beginning of this yarn, didn't want to get too redundant.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

TBH, I was a bit torn on how to proceed with it. Initially I was thinking about having it be a bit more drawn out but ultimately I decided to just fast forward it a bit because a) I'm perpetually late with getting these pages done and I didn't want to be drawing a hatefuck for weeks; b) it wouldn't really add more to the story other than Magi droning on; c) I already did a Frank Miller-esque drawn out Sexy Times scene at the beginning of this yarn, didn't want to get too redundant.

Hate fuck would probably suck for your first time. Though I suppose everyone needs to vent.

Also, @_blank_ updating during the day? What is this fuckery?

 

[The Un-Clit]

TBH, I was a bit torn on how to proceed with it. Initially I was thinking about having it be a bit more drawn out but ultimately I decided to just fast forward it a bit because a) I'm perpetually late with getting these pages done and I didn't want to be drawing a hatefuck for weeks; b) it wouldn't really add more to the story other than Magi droning on; c) I already did a Frank Miller-esque drawn out Sexy Times scene at the beginning of this yarn, didn't want to get too redundant.

Totally understandable, bro. Imagining a rough hatefuck between the two would be cake compared to imagining and then drawing said hatefuck to your standards. I'm more then happy to have you proceed with the story.

Interesting that Rosechu is genuinely concerned about Magi spilling the beans (in front of Sonichu yet!) and visibly relieved when he didn't. I hope Sonichu didn't notice that sigh of relief.....

 

[Lithos]

Remind me again. Rosey can't have true spawn because of the pickle and/or lioness thing, right, which is why Christine is one of Spunky's, who can apparently cross with 'chus, right? No worries about psychic transforming rage machines.

 

[Rupin]

Remind me again. Rosey can't have true spawn because of the pickle and/or lioness thing, right, which is why Christine is one of Spunky's, who can apparently cross with 'chus, right? No worries about psychic transforming rage machines.

i don’t think the pickle thing figures in Blank’s canon. Otherwise how do we explain Robee and Cera?

 

[Kosher Dill]

No worries about psychic transforming rage machines.

Bold statement considering what comic we're talking about here

 

[Lithos]

i don’t think the pickle thing figures in Blank’s canon. Otherwise how do we explain Robee and Cera?

I had a day to kill, so I went back and binged the entire comic (in order, this time) like I binge on The Venture Bros. when each season comes out. Not that I'm comparing time between Venture Bros. season and a page for TRS. Still cloudy, but yeah, she all right in that department.

Not necessarily a continuity error. I just found this funny after the Epic Hatefuck™.

Subconscious protecting itself from wrath, even under the influence.

 

[A Random]

i don’t think the pickle thing figures in Blank’s canon. Otherwise how do we explain Robee and Cera?

Rosechu is barren, Robbie was Angelica's kid, and we don't know who Sonichu screwed to get Cerah. [odds are hilarious that it was Bubbles though]

 

[Lithos]

Rosechu is barren, Robbie was Angelica's kid, and we don't know who Sonichu screwed to get Cerah. [odds are hilarious that it was Bubbles though]

My theory (as of ten minutes ago and confirmation that Rosechu's barren) is that Cerah is the abomination of Sonichu and Jiggliami. (Caught up on some of the thread, and people have already speculated that to hell and back.)

Bloated, crazy, and has full pink arms (parms?).

Magi was constantly having to mind-wipe Rosechu to keep Lioness in check.

Going back to Sin Sonichu... I'll look up the panel, but in the alley by the tittybar, was that Spunky puking up? Morning sickness? Or just some random gremlin overdoing on Flank's cocktails?

Edited to add:

Spoiler: Flank, hmm?

 

[The Un-Clit]

My theory (as of ten minutes ago and confirmation that Rosechu's barren) is that Cerah is the abomination of Sonichu and Jiggliami.
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Bloated, crazy, and has full pink arms (parms?).

Magi was constantly having to mind-wipe Rosechu to keep Lioness in check.

Going back to Sin Sonichu... I'll look up the panel, but in the alley by the tittybar, was that Spunky puking up? Morning sickness? Or just some random gremlin overdoing on Flank's cocktails?

Edited to add:

Spoiler: Flank, hmm?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Hahaha, I had just seen that video a couple days ago and immediately thought of Sin Sonichu too, that's totally the kind of shit that I could see going down in Mr. Yawn's den of debauchery, complete with a Flank-alike as bouncer.

Also @_blank_ a wee typo in your last speech bubble, unless you were going for the missing verb meme. ("You gotta let me (?) your scars later, kay?")

 

[_blank_]

I dunno why but I think my favorite part of doing these comics is when is makes people discuss lore and continuity, so thanks for the above. Also yeah @Titan Lithos , that video was a bit of inspiration, ngl.

 

[Mr. 0]

WHAT
@Clown Doll EXPLAIN YOURSELF

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Now I'm insanely curious what Sonichu will use the clown doll for. Chris used it as a stand-in for Clyde Cash because he knew he could never beat up such a paragon of manliness. How will Sonichu use it to discipline the Combo?

 

[Lithos]

I dunno why but I think my favorite part of doing these comics is when is makes people discuss lore and continuity, so thanks for the above. Also yeah @Titan Lithos , that video was a bit of inspiration, ngl.

I mentioned Venture Bros. for a reason. When you have a good story, even a parody story, people want to talk about it. Each time a season drops, this board, among others, will flare up with pages upon pages of theories and "no that didn't happen". So yeah, you should be happy about that. The more you can keep the continuity of your story, the more autistic posts will get, and that would be good.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Now I'm insanely curious what Sonichu will use the clown doll for. Chris used it as a stand-in for Clyde Cash because he knew he could never beat up such a paragon of manliness. How will Sonichu use it to discipline the Combo?

Maybe they just have a visceral knee jerk reaction to clowns? I mean, the more benign they appear it's all the more unsettling and ominous.

 

[CWCissey]

Now I'm insanely curious what Sonichu will use the clown doll for. Chris used it as a stand-in for Clyde Cash because he knew he could never beat up such a paragon of manliness. How will Sonichu use it to discipline the Combo?

You know the beginning of Die Another Day, where Colonel Moon is whaling on a punch bag, and it's opened to reveal that someone who pissed him off was inside?

That.