Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I might redo the dialogue on this page. I hit the metaphorical wall about an hour ago but I didn't want to make you folks have to wait another day...

Moon Pals, of course!
Also, I really dig Magi-Chan’s expression in the last panel for some reason. Awesome job.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I might redo the dialogue on this page. I hit the metaphorical wall about an hour ago but I didn't want to make you folks have to wait another day...

Smuggling the tobacky and D-R-U-G-S back from the moon? Brilliant

 

[The Un-Clit]

Moon Pals, of course!
Also, I really dig Magi-Chan’s expression in the last panel for some reason. Awesome job.

When I read Yawning Squirtle was 'back from the moon' I just knew the story was going there. You can't escape the Moon Pals when you reference Yawning Squirtle any more. That shit's now canon in all of Sonichu in a way Chris himself can only be envious of.

I love Rosechu's face on the last page as well. She's just all kinds of unimpressed lately.

 

[Burned Man]

Now I need to see how boulder dropping whale fits into a covert smuggling criminal operation.

 

[_blank_]

I need to stop trying writing scripts at 3-4 in the morning...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I need to stop trying writing scripts at 3-4 in the morning...

See, Rosechu, when you call Magi-Chan “fairy”, you’re just proving everything he says about you true. Keep making excuses for the crap you do. I remember what Robbie said.

 

[Mr. 0]

dammit @_blank_ this wouldn't happened if you hadn't made the purple queer a total tranny chaser

 

[MasterDisaster]

Damn this is a tight ass side story.

 

[DatBepisTho]

dammit @_blank_ this wouldn't happened if you hadn't made the purple queer a total tranny chaser

It was just one trap.

But glorious trap jokes aside, I'm going to kinda Literature analysis sperg here for a moment. Please (god)bear with me:

Spoiler: Curse you for making me think about this in depth, blank!

Ngl I do like that Magi is a one tran kinda man,tho. Less desperate or fetishistic and more admirable of a trait, you know?

-Especially for a character that tends to constantly bow under the pressure of a gigantic asshole's presence and give in easily to those with stronger wills.
It's one of the few things Magi didn't cave on, no matter how much they beat or berated him for it. Hella admirable for a purple abomination dealing with a whole clusterfuck of a rainbow of other abominations' issues.

Edit- typos

 

[The Un-Clit]

It was just one trap.

But glorious trap jokes, I'm going to kinda Literatire analysis sperg here for a moment. Please (god)bear with me:

Spoiler: Curse you for making me think about this in depth, blank!

Ngl I do like that Magi is a one tran kinda man,tho. Less desperate or fetishistic and more admirable of a trait, you know?

-Especially for a character that tends to constantly bow under the pressure of a gigantic asshole's presence and give in easily to those with stronger wills.
It's one of the few things Magi didn't cave on, no matter how much they beat or berated him for it. Hella admirable for a purple abomination dealing with a whole clusterfuck of a rainbow of other abominations' issues.

Dunno if you ever watched the Doctor Who spinoff series 'Torchwood' which came out somewhere in the earlier part of the decade, it was essentially Doctor Who meets The X-Files for grownups. The main character, Captain Jack Harkness was immortal, and a completely depraved omnisexual. If there's a hole on the body where his cock can fit, Capt'n Jack is THERE. He's also played by the extremely good looking John Barrowman.

Anyway, in the 2nd and 3rd season he's having it off with the team's former office boy promoted to full member, Ianto Jones.

Ianto has always been straight, so the situation somewhat torments him. Especially when his sister gets suspicious and questions him about it. All he can answer to his sister when she asks if he's now batting for the other team is "It's not men, it's....just....HIM."

This is exactly what I think Magi would say if the question was put to him baldly.




(Incidentally, this segment ends in one of the funniest things i've seen on TV. After begging his sister not to tell a soul, and she replies 'oh, my lips are sealed!' her boyfriend walks in the door, puts a shiteating grin on and claps Ianto on the shoulder and says "ay, AY gay boy!!! I hear yer takin' it up the arse now!!" His glare and her look of wanting to slip into a crack on the floor was fucking priceless.)

 

[_blank_]

fuck today was a dunmpsteredfire.

no energy today to do anything cohesive so thnk this as concilation.

proly edit later now dont give fuk.



okay good night

 

[Mr. 0]

fuck today was a dunmpsteredfire.

no energy today to do anything cohesive so thnk this as concilation.

proly edit later now dont give fuk.

die @_blank_

 

[Vault Boy]

I need to stop trying writing scripts at 3-4 in the morning...

Uh, why do I get the horrible feeling that he's gonna end up in a bloody pulp, beaten to within an inch of his life?

 

[_blank_]

Alright. I'm back. Thanks for putting up with last night's super fun art time adventures freakout.

I'll spare you the details but I'll will say hydration are important and sometimes when you got the shakes and you're having a great conversation with the can opener, you probably should just go to bed.

 

[Rupin]

Alright. I'm back. Thanks for putting up with last night's super fun art time adventures freakout.

I'll spare you the details but I'll will say hydration are important and sometimes when you got the shakes and you're having a great conversation with the can opener, you probably should just go to bed.

are They gonna do what I think they are about to do?

 

[The Un-Clit]

are They gonna do what I think they are about to do?

Are you sensing a little slap-slap-kiss? Possible, it IS Sin Sonichu after all and a hatefuck between Rosechu and Magichan would be an interesting development, but I am thinking something that might be more....brutal is next.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Are you sensing a little slap-slap-kiss? Possible, it IS Sin Sonichu after all and a hatefuck between Rosechu and Magichan would be an interesting development, but I am thinking something that might be more....brutal is next.

I'm imagining the facefucking Rosechu gave Jason is next on the menu....

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well, this could go a number of ways....

 

[Booey]

Bow chika wow ow

 

[Coelacanth]

Inb4 this is how Christine came to be. Can totally see it on the cards for Magi-Chan and Rosechu here.

Poor bastard. At least he's got Megagi now.