Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Maple]

I really dig the art style of this comic. Keep up the great work!

 

[mauggg]

At the risk of a billion "autistic" ratings, we might be able to parse out a meaning of "Turdijerk" in Punjabi. The word "turdi" appears in lots of Punjabi music, and I think it means "from." The second part is pretty close phonetically to one of the words that means "slit" in Punjabi: jaraka. So we get turdi jarakka, or "from a slit."

And yes, the "slit" part is an explicitly female noun in Punjabi (although it doesn't explicitly mean that particular slit, although it can). So, I'll let you work out the implications of that one on your own. Is Turdijerk somehow proud that he wasn't a C-section baby?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I see The Real Sonichu is still better than the vast majority of titles Marvel keeps publising these days.

 

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Heya. Just finished Day 17 of my work marathon. Only two more days left and I can begin being a (reasonable facsimile of a) human being again.

And now, some replies...

Nait, stop breaking the fourth wall! Repairing that thing isn't cheap.

Also, looks like Skysoar is confirmed for a TRS character, I wonder if this means we'll get to see a rendition?

Oh yeah. I actually has something planned for way back when Chris introduced him but it would've been an odd fit for where I was with the comic. But Skysoar will be making an appearance fairly soon.

Please, please tell me we're going to get a 2-Cent-Garbage style rockout by "Naitsirhc and the Jerkop Boys"

Sure why not. Here's their opening volley against the Hedgehog Boys:

I can just FEEL the 80s OOZE from that picture.

Good good... reading all of those old back issues of Darkhawk have paid off.

And wow, Kathleen's pretty big. I expected Jason to go more for the petite type, myself.

Yeah, just going by how Chris drew her, esp. in the revised ending of Sonichu 10 when she's like the size of a SUV.

I really dig the art style of this comic. Keep up the great work!

*salutes* Thank you, Maple. If you ever need any help from me in regards to certain blue-haired crazies making demands from you, don't hesitate to ask.

At the risk of a billion "autistic" ratings, we might be able to parse out a meaning of "Turdijerk" in Punjabi. The word "turdi" appears in lots of Punjabi music, and I think it means "from." The second part is pretty close phonetically to one of the words that means "slit" in Punjabi: jaraka. So we get turdi jarakka, or "from a slit."

And yes, the "slit" part is an explicitly female noun in Punjabi (although it doesn't explicitly mean that particular slit, although it can). So, I'll let you work out the implications of that one on your own. Is Turdijerk somehow proud that he wasn't a C-section baby?

................shit, now I have to figure out how to incorporate that into the character's backstory...

I see The Real Sonichu is still better than the vast majority of titles Marvel keeps publising these days.

No no, I still intend on replacing all the existing characters with black people and cancer patients instead of trying to make new and exciting characters for them. And I still intend on making any gay character loudly proclaim their gayness with all the subtlety of a chainsaw through Jell-O. And then I'll systematically kill off any of the characters that I have tied to 20th Century Fox movies and try to convince something like the Inhumans are as cool if not better than the X-Men. And then I'll say, "fuck continuity" and go into full-out fan fiction mode and..... oh deep breaths... slipping into fanboy mode... my apologies.

 

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Hey! HEY YOU GUYS! LOOK!

After spenidng a week doing next to nothing creative, needed to do a simple page just to freshen up. Next page there will be action. And all things optimal, you'll be seeing it in a couple of days. Yay.

 

[Trickie]

Aaannd just like that, I instantly hate Nait... Not to mention, how can he treat poor Bianca like that? What an ass. I wonder if Mayor Walsh would approve of this bullshit.

This comic continues to be the highlight of my day anytime there's a new page. So happy to have you back, blank.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

God damn, Nait's one hell off an asshole.

 

[Plesioth]

I-I kinda like Nait'
Then again I'm a sucker for those "total douche, massive asshole to everyone" characters.

Keep it up _blank_!

 

[Raccoon99]

Aaaaaaaannd here comes the sudden chest ripping. Remember Crystal: go for the HUGE GUTS!

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Hmm. I don't know if it's hypocritical for Nait to be talking like that when he becomes Ha-Taque. Or is that his way of mocking the subhuman fuzzybutts? I like Nait in that he is supposed to be the opposite of the Mayor. The mayor somewhat cares about the Chaotic Combo, even if he's buried in his happy pile of Legos, whereas Nait has zero empathy.

I still want to see Nait kick some ass... barring that...

I want to see Sandy hit the big red button... on everyone. Because she looks ready to.

Edited: The big reason I want to see Ha-Taque is because I get a giggle out of everything that came out of Chris' "I am STRAIGHT!" phase. We already have Silvana. That, and I love all the characters he "acquired" from others (Megagi Spunky), or did out of childish revenge (Wes Iseli, Mitch).

I do wonder if there will be cameos of any of the Schroeder Shrine characters that didn't get incorporated into the comics, like Apocolypse.

Spoiler

We already know that Hound Howl, a Shrine character, became canon.

 

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Aaannd just like that, I instantly hate Nait... Not to mention, how can he treat poor Bianca like that? What an ass. I wonder if Mayor Walsh would approve of this bullshit.

This comic continues to be the highlight of my day anytime there's a new page. So happy to have you back, blank.

Walsh would decidedly not approve, no. Walsh is more in the mindset of dispensing justice and believing in second chances, hence why she had enlisted Crystal and Bianca. Nait however is very much in the "you're either with us or against us" mentality. He'll be whinging more about that in the next page or two.

Hmm. I don't know if it's hypocritical for Nait to be talking like that when he becomes Ha-Taque. Or is that his way of mocking the subhuman fuzzybutts? I like Nait in that he is supposed to be the opposite of the Mayor. The mayor somewhat cares about the Chaotic Combo, even if he's buried in his happy pile of Legos, whereas Nait has zero empathy.

I still want to see Nait kick some ass... barring that...

I want to see Sandy hit the big red button... on everyone. Because she looks ready to.

Edited: The big reason I want to see Ha-Taque is because I get a giggle out of everything that came out of Chris' "I am STRAIGHT!" phase. We already have Silvana. That, and I love all the characters he "acquired" from others (Megagi Spunky), or did out of childish revenge (Wes Iseli, Mitch).

I do wonder if there will be cameos of any of the Schroeder Shrine characters that didn't get incorporated into the comics, like Apocolypse.

Spoiler

We already know that Hound Howl, a Shrine character, became canon.

I will have to figure out some way to incorporate them, but haven't figured out how yet. as for Ha-Taque, as Kyanite infers in the latest page, Nait secretly detests his other anthro body... which will be discussed later on. But yeah, he goes out of his way to belittle the other Chus and Roseys... but that isn't to say you won't see Ha-Taque here...

...oh and that latest page? Right here. It's got a wee bit of viscera in it so I'll be nice and put it in a spoiler box, y'know, for the children.

Spoiler: Ask your parents before opening.

Next page - more diplomacy the Tyler Durden way.

 

[Raccoon99]

Scratch that, Remember to RIP AND TEAR AND CHEW at the huge guts crystal!

 

[A Random]

Dagget would work great with Robert Cop.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Awesome page.

I will have to figure out some way to incorporate them, but haven't figured out how yet. as for Ha-Taque, as Kyanite infers in the latest page, Nait secretly detests his other anthro body... which will be discussed later on. But yeah, he goes out of his way to belittle the other Chus and Roseys... but that isn't to say you won't see Ha-Taque here...

Other than Hound Howl, or "Canino" who was just an usher in the wedding, the others weren't in the comics. Most I could see is "Oh Megagi, I see your friends are still around. I thought they all died in a fire with a bunch of cats. I'm sure they have an irrational fear of Keurig machines now."

 

[Trickie]

Walsh would decidedly not approve, no. Walsh is more in the mindset of dispensing justice and believing in second chances, hence why she had enlisted Crystal and Bianca. Nait however is very much in the "you're either with us or against us" mentality. He'll be whinging more about that in the next page or two.

Good. I hope she gives him hell after she gets back from Tokyo or wherever.

Also, nothing is ever good when it's done the Tyler Durden way, especially diplomacy.

 

[mauggg]

I will have to figure out some way to incorporate them, but haven't figured out how yet. as for Ha-Taque, as Kyanite infers in the latest page, Nait secretly detests his other anthro body... which will be discussed later on. But yeah, he goes out of his way to belittle the other Chus and Roseys... but that isn't to say you won't see Ha-Taque here...

Isn't Patti dead in this continuity? And with Hound Howl being an anthropomorphic dog, maybe he mourns her loss. Maybe he's pissed off about her loss, which puts him on the side opposite whoever is responsible for that tragedy. He's a hound dawg out for vengeance!

(20 seconds and I've given more depth to a character who appeared in one panel than Chris has given Bubbles throughout her entire existence...)

As for Mantis and Gecko, they seem like obvious lackeys for Chef, due to their shared interests and fashion sense.

Are the evil gayboys Jack Thaddeus and the mysteriously bald Clyde Cash dead in this continuity?

 

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Hey all- a bit behind schedule (what else is new).... but! Some good news- over the weekend I sat down and planned out everything up through page 200 so hopefully barring bullshit at work I can continue to keep this moving at a decent pace.

First of all, new page. Trying out some new markers on this one, and I'm so happy because my Lilac Purple was just about expired too...

...I dunno, I really like that process red, but at the same time, my retinas feel like they're burning the more I look at it.

And now the mailbox:

Other than Hound Howl, or "Canino" who was just an usher in the wedding, the others weren't in the comics. Most I could see is "Oh Megagi, I see your friends are still around. I thought they all died in a fire with a bunch of cats. I'm sure they have an irrational fear of Keurig machines now."

Heh, I'm sure I can find somewhere to put them... yeah, okay I got it. I think I can get them in the next 30 pages.

Are the evil gayboys Jack Thaddeus and the mysteriously bald Clyde Cash dead in this continuity?

Well according to continuity, they did die in Sonichu 10 and I didn't see Chris retconning their death. But I suppose I might be able to bring them back, maybe like some kind of reincarnated gay demons or something. Might have to contact @Pikimon for assistance.

 

[Kosher Dill]

But I suppose I might be able to bring them back, maybe like some kind of reincarnated gay demons or something. Might have to contact @Pikimon for assistance.

Maybe they're just doing part-time secretarial work like Beel now.

I like how the big fight panel turned out, there's a ton going on and yet it's not confusing. A+

 

[Raccoon99]

Jesus christ, i know that Nait is overloaded by the FAAAAAAABAALLLOOUUUUSSSSS fumes right now but he's really asking for it.

 

[Vault Boy]

Jesus christ, i know that Nait is overloaded by the FAAAAAAABAALLLOOUUUUSSSSS fumes right now but he's really asking for it.

Karma's a bitch. He'll likely get knocked down a peg or two.