Sonichu [FAN COMIC] The Real Sonichu

[Zim]

I can see it now. Sonichu makes some remark to Magichan about having been with Spunky first and Magi uses his powers to turn Sonichu into a slow in the mind.

 

[Trickie]

Oh geez, that 4th panel... D:

And right in front of Robbie too...

 

[rawr_the_deathclaw]

Another awesome page, I would love to see Silvana knock Sonichu down a few pegs. Kudos Blank. I hope everything gets better for you!

 

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Faaaahhh...

Another awesome page, I would love to see Silvana knock Sonichu down a few pegs. Kudos Blank. I hope everything gets better for you!

Eventually it will, or at least I hope.

I've been debating how talk about my present situation without doxxing myself or my family for a couple of weeks now, trying to figure out how to correctly express everything. So... here we go. Drama is in the spoilers, if you're not here for that, ignore it, brightly colored goblins are down below.

Spoiler: Why Blank has been an asshole and not around as much recently

The long and short of it is this: After serving as a pastor for nearly 20 years, my dad is being fired because he managed to piss off the wrong tea-party loving, Helen "Won't somebody think of the children" Lovejoy doppelgangers who thought something he said was inappropriate and went straight to the district supervisor. So now he's got less than five months to find a new job and a new home for him and my mom. Both are in their 60s and he's just a couple of years shy of being able to pull the full amount from his pension.

Thankfully, it doesn't appear that they will be homeless. They are planning on renting a condo somewhere at best... and at worst my parents get to move in with me (effectively putting my life on hold). In any case, it appears I will be having to sometime this winter drive out to my folks place and help move all of their shit since the church has decided not to help foot the bill.

I've been... in a really foul mood for the last couple of weeks, for obvious reasons. I know it's not the worst thing to ever happen to a family, not even in the top 100, but still it pisses me off that my entire family has had to bend over backwards to appease the usual self-righteous fucks churches seem to attract. Before my dad decided to be a Pastor, we were a military family, and if anyone gave us shit, we'd run them into the fucking dirt. Now I'm looking at 18 years of my live, our lives, trying to be good people, turn the other cheek, and in the end it doesn't seem to fucking matter. the people I hoped to be able to trust have failed us, as has the whole fucking game.

(Also, because this is the internet and it always comes up- yes, I am a Christian, no, not the "people lived with the dinosaurs" kind and not the "gays make the baby Jesus cry" kind. I'm the kind that doesn't believe groveling in a church for an hour once a week means anything, and has no problem associating with atheists, agnostics (hell, I used to date one), or people who berate stupid people online for being stupid people online. I'm the kind that believes not being an outright dick to other people, but holding them accountable for their own actions. Hopefully we can still be friends even though I believe a magical Jew died for my sins and came back as a zombie to fuck with The Man.)

I am raw and I am livid. I have had to learn over the past two decades how to swallow my anger and rage. At this point, I really don't think I fucking want to anymore. I want to lash out but all the same, my parents need me. It's funny, talking to my mom the other day, she said, "You don't have to feel like you have to be the strong one." But yeah, I kinda do. Now, more than ever, I want to go absolutely nuclear, but I need to keep it in check.

And so, the reasoning behind my absence with TRS is simply because I wasn't too sure I could focus on working on it without self-inserting a lot of shit I'm having to deal with right now. I don't want this to become a Mary Sue project so I had to pull back before everything went off the rails. So, I can't guarantee much of anything right now, but I'll be doing my best to keep it seperate from what I'm going though. As I mentioned, I'm still wavering in between bouts of rage and depression, but I think I can start focusing on this again.

tl;dr - Blank is fucking pissed. People suck, Churches suck more, help me Jesus, play me on out, Sting.

Now then, back to Sonichu.

So now that it's implied that Magi-chan and Sylvana had (buttseks) erhem... Sex back in 2008, How is that going to impact your comic?

Well Trunks, as a time traveler yourself, this should sound familiar to you.

Chris' comics, the new revised editions, are the happy idyllic fantasy where he never abandoned his children to pursue a life of sloth and waste. My comic, "The Real Sonichu" depicts how things would have happened if he were to in fact try "cure" homosexuals, brutally murder the Asperchu Four, and otherwise be the terrible person that we've come to know him as.

Anyway, I was hoping to get a new page cranked out today. Unfortunately, on Sunday the station I work at had a power surge and fucked up some mission critical computers. Spent most of the day crawling through wires and fixing computers that haven't seen the light of day since the Clinton administration. Got home and promptly passed out. But, I couldn't resist dinking a little bit in Manga Studio (which I totally forgot about having for... years, I guess) and Photoshop. Not an actual, fully realized page, but I hope it can pass until (hopefully) tomorrow or Wednesday.

Also, just want to say thanks for my fans and people who swing by to read this. Be beautiful to each other.

 

[CWCissey]

I would say 'Stay cool Blank!' but I already know you will, so what I will say is that people are dicks, and those dicks will get a swift karmic cockpunch in due time.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Do what you gotta do boss. We'll be here, cheering you on.

 

[Raccoon99]

People can be real assholes at times man. But those assholes always have karma biting them in the ass later.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sorry you're having to deal with all that, @_blank_

 

[wheat pasta]

Isn't it ironic how the people who claim to love Jesus and follow all his teachings (you know, like tolerance... love... humility... acceptance... forgiveness...) are so quick to cast away others whom they disagree with personally?
What a crappy situation. What crappy people. SMH.
I wish the best for you and your folks! This may be a nasty bump in the road, but I think things will work out
(I'm sorry, I never post here, I should be complimenting your art I love it and it's fantastic and I've enjoyed this comic a great deal from the very start.)

 

[MY 405]

You're a fucking champ and don't you ever forget it! (And this page is genius)

 

[Plesioth]

youre amazing @_blank_ !

 

[Silver]

where do you live again

i'm coming to find you and buy you a beer and also give you a hug k

 

[Lalala]

So sorry to hear you've been thrust into this bullshit situation @_blank_ you take all the time you need bro.

 

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where do you live again
i'm coming to find you and buy you a beer and also give you a hug k

The land of ice and darkness. No, seriously. No melodrama- it's literally frozen seven months out of the year and we only get sunlight like a third of the year. But hugs are always appreciated.

Anyway, just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and comments. While a part of me does want to take all the time I want, I know I have a terrible habit of procrastination so I'm gonna keep hammering on.

Also, since I owe y'all a few comic pages for the last couple of weeks, and with the upcoming weekend being one of the most important holidays of the year, I'm gonna kick myself in the ass in get back to work hardcore. Every day starting now and through Halloween, I'm posting up a new page, meaning five pages in total. Already have everything plotted out and paneled, with page 164 introducing a character I've alluded to several times in the comic but haven't yet shown. Your first hint: They're not with the Pittsburgh Pirates. And besides that, more character revelations, more fighting, and ample amounts of swearing.

But for now... page 160.

Thank you all for being you and making me want to continue this madness.

 

[Rupin]

The land of ice and darkness. No, seriously. No melodrama- it's literally frozen seven months out of the year and we only get sunlight like a third of the year. But hugs are always appreciated.

Anyway, just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and comments. While a part of me does want to take all the time I want, I know I have a terrible habit of procrastination so I'm gonna keep hammering on.

Also, since I owe y'all a few comic pages for the last couple of weeks, and with the upcoming weekend being one of the most important holidays of the year, I'm gonna kick myself in the ass in get back to work hardcore. Every day starting now and through Halloween, I'm posting up a new page, meaning five pages in total. Already have everything plotted out and paneled, with page 164 introducing a character I've alluded to several times in the comic but haven't yet shown. Your first hint: They're not with the Pittsburgh Pirates. And besides that, more character revelations, more fighting, and ample amounts of swearing.

But for now... page 160.

Thank you all for being you and making me want to continue this madness.

Oh hai! Is that a Comicfire7 reference? If so, I think that's pretty damn cool!

 

[SuperSheep]

He did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! He did not hit her! He did not! Oh hai Silvana.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's rather telling that Robee call Sonichu "Father" but calls Rosechu by name.

Loving this page, by the way.

 

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Oh hai! Is that a Comicfire7 reference? If so, I think that's pretty damn cool!

It's actually probably just me appropriating Tommy Wiseau's "Oh hai Mark" line. But thanks for introducing me to that channel.

He did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! He did not hit her! He did not! Oh hai Silvana.

"So Silvana, how's your sex life? Ah ha ha what a story."

It's rather telling that Robee call Sonichu "Father" but calls Rosechu by name.

Loving this page, by the way.

Stop reading my script to hint at things I'm gonna reveal.... right now!

Edit: Yes, I realize Kyanite apparently has Mr. Fantastic arms. Not intentional, will be more careful about channeling Liefeld limbs in the future.

And yes, I actually figured out a purpose for the little yellow mini goblin/Sonichu. More details about it in the near future.

 

[Trickie]

Panel 5 has the Howie scream written all over it...

Also, I snorted at "Britney". I wonder whose idea it was to give him that middle name.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

...dammit, there are those feelings of empathy for Sonichu again...