Sonichu [Fan Comic] Rosechu's Story - A reimagining of the Sonichu story from Rosechu's perspective.

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I'm gonna go with Simonla Rosechu. It might be Simon since they both have drills, but I don't think Simon has that kind of tail.

Wait, hold on, that is neither Simonla nor Simon! Judging from the size and hairstyle, that's Wild's and Simonla's insane spawn from hell, Sandy!
 
It's Steve Buscemi, cosplaying as Rosemary's Baby, having a fit because he just got his hand stuck in a Coldstone waffle cone after he noticed at the far end was a portal to the parallel dimension of Yh'elwa Goh'nfarrgh. Happens to the best of us, Steve.
 
been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
 
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"She lives on as a part of me! If you're gonna dig, dig to the heavens. No matter what's in my way, I won't stop! Once I've dug through - it means that I've won! ... Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm Sandy. I'm not my Mom! I'M ME!! Sandy the Rosechu!"
 
@Trickie Mode Activate!

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"My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens! Yeah, I don’t know anything about Gurren Lagen besides that(you need to correct that immediately). I do know, though, that if you guessed Sandy over the past few days, you were absolutely correct. She looks like a bit of a rambunctious kid, huh?

Anyway, you’ve got until May 6th at midnight to guess the next one. Good luck!"

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It's Jazz Jackrabbit (shame on you if you don't know who Jazz Jackrabbit is), after getting addicted to Heisenburg's crystal meth.
 
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