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"He is not gay"
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Saved up for the SFM short me and Jace might make if he agrees to help with the writing and dialog (which he did but hasn't talked to me about it since the Starbucks debacle.)
If he finds out you're a GAY MUSLIM KIWI FORUMS GHOST TROLL then you might lose him.
 
Eli was a simple soldier of the Nation until a visit from the Commander changed his life forever. On a mission far from home, he will have to learn how to become a true tactical espionage parkour expert...or die trying.

"OPERATION TUPACALYPSE: The Book of Eli"
http://www.booksie.com/war_and_mili...ration-tupacalypse:-the-book-of-eli/chapter/1

EDIT: Chapter 1 now featuring the vocal talents of Sexual Stallone in the book's first audiobook submission :D
 
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From a montage I´m working on right now. It´s Eli (pix are from the declassified videos).

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This isn't necessarily fan art, but I have no idea where else to post this, and a few people on the chat recommended this thread. I wrote a Gail themed parody of the YMCA song, with a bit of Jace arguing with her in there. I've never written a song before and had no idea I would have ended up writing one, so make of it what you will. Any improvements you can make to this are 100% welcome. Enjoy. :lol:

[Gail begins singing]
YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed
I said, YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground
I said YOUNG MAN! 'cause you're in my household
There's no need to be a heathen!

YOUNG MAN! There's a place you will go
I said, YOUNG MAN! When you're puffing your drugs
You will stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to be a good boy!

It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUS CAAAAAAMP!
It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUSS CAAAMP!

They have everything to straighten men like you out,
You won't lust after all the boys ...

It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUSSS CAAAAAAMP!
It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUSSS CAAMP!"

You can read a bible, you can pray all the time
You won't sin anymore...

[Jace begins singing]
Mother, are you listening to me?
I said, mother, you're talking to a marine!
I said, mother, you can't disrupt my missions!
You have to know this one fact!

No man heads off to this camp
I said, mother, you won't finish the fight
And just stop this, I won't go to that gay camp
I know I need my four twe-[Insert Audio of Jace retching here]

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUSSSS CAAAAAMP

They have nothing there for marines to enjoy,
I won't listen to Pastor Faggot...

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUSSSS CAAAAAMP

You can't play CoD online, you can't smoke a good blunt,
You can't do anything sick...

[Gail is singing]
YOUNG MAN! This has happened before!
I said, I was fed up with your sins
I felt you would never respect the lord
I felt the whole thing was blasphemous...

[Jace is singing]
That's when you unplugged my livestream,
And said, young man, this has gone way too far
There's a place called Jesus Camp
They will make you a good young boy [Yeah right, bitch.]

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUUSSSS CAAAAMP

They have nothing there for marines to enjoy,
I'll just stream with all the fans...

Jeeeeeesuuuus Camp....You won't leave me at the Jeeeeeesus Camp.

[Gail singing]
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed!
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground!

Jeeeeeesus Camp....you'll go to the Jeeeeesus Camp

YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed!
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground!

Jeeeesus Camp....just stay at the Jeeeeesus Camp

[Insert considerably long sound clip of Jace vomiting to conclude the song]
 
This isn't necessarily fan art, but I have no idea where else to post this, and a few people on the chat recommended this thread. I wrote a Gail themed parody of the YMCA song, with a bit of Jace arguing with her in there. I've never written a song before and had no idea I would have ended up writing one, so make of it what you will. Any improvements you can make to this are 100% welcome. Enjoy. :lol:

[Gail begins singing]
YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed
I said, YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground
I said YOUNG MAN! 'cause you're in my household
There's no need to be a heathen!

YOUNG MAN! There's a place you will go
I said, YOUNG MAN! When you're puffing your drugs
You will stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to be a good boy!

It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUS CAAAAAAMP!
It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUSS CAAAMP!

They have everything to straighten men like you out,
You won't lust after all the boys ...

It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUSSS CAAAAAAMP!
It's good to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUSSS CAAMP!"

You can read a bible, you can pray all the time
You won't sin anymore...

[Jace begins singing]
Mother, are you listening to me?
I said, mother, you're talking to a marine!
I said, mother, you can't disrupt my missions!
You have to know this one fact!

No man heads off to this camp
I said, mother, you won't finish the fight
And just stop this, I won't go to that gay camp
I know I need my four twe-[Insert Audio of Jace retching here]

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUSSSS CAAAAAMP

They have nothing there for marines to enjoy,
I won't listen to Pastor Faggot...

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUSSSS CAAAAAMP

You can't play CoD online, you can't smoke a good blunt,
You can't do anything sick...

[Gail is singing]
YOUNG MAN! This has happened before!
I said, I was fed up with your sins
I felt you would never respect the lord
I felt the whole thing was blasphemous...

[Jace is singing]
That's when you unplugged my livestream,
And said, young man, this has gone way too far
There's a place called Jesus Camp
They will make you a good young boy [Yeah right, bitch.]

It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS CAAAAAAAAAAMP!
It's gay to stay at the JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUUSSSS CAAAAMP

They have nothing there for marines to enjoy,
I'll just stream with all the fans...

Jeeeeeesuuuus Camp....You won't leave me at the Jeeeeeesus Camp.

[Gail singing]
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed!
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground!

Jeeeeeesus Camp....you'll go to the Jeeeeesus Camp

YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! There's no need to smoke weed!
YOUNG MAN! YOUNG MAN! Drop that toy gun to the ground!

Jeeeesus Camp....just stay at the Jeeeeesus Camp

[Insert considerably long sound clip of Jace vomiting to conclude the song]
Someone please Vocaroo this.
 
This might be a really stupid question, but I literately spent 90 seconds writing my first song - would spending a little more time and creating a longer metal track of Jace being a baby funny?
 
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