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And the moral of the story is: "If you're a pretty girl you don't have to do jack shit." Too bad Chris isn't pretty and only a half-girl

Well... A tomgirl can dream! That's why he needs the legos for:

Once he has enough legos to build CWCville, he can fully immerse himself in a fantasy world in which he can bang his wife, fly with Angel Bob, battle Megan, and hang out at highschool with cartoon characters and his gal pals. Lego is just replacing what drawing Sonichu was for him.
 
Well... A tomgirl can dream! That's why he needs the legos for:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5eQbzitYXI
Once he has enough legos to build CWCville, he can fully immerse himself in a fantasy world in which he can bang his wife, fly with Angel Bob, battle Megan, and hang out at highschool with cartoon characters and his gal pals. Lego is just replacing what drawing Sonichu was for him.

It's a shame we won't be able to witness his nuttiness on video anymore.
 
Well... A tomgirl can dream! That's why he needs the legos for:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5eQbzitYXI
Once he has enough legos to build CWCville, he can fully immerse himself in a fantasy world in which he can bang his wife, fly with Angel Bob, battle Megan, and hang out at highschool with cartoon characters and his gal pals. Lego is just replacing what drawing Sonichu was for him.
And that fantasy world was destroyed when the first happened, so now he needs more Lego to replace the ones that burned away. Maybe it was a sign that he get up and leave that world behind? But no, he begs for more.
 
Well... A tomgirl can dream! That's why he needs the legos for:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5eQbzitYXI

I realize I'm going to derail the thread here, but I really, really like the part in this video when Lego Chris and Lego Unnamed Wife hit the sack and he says, "So do you want to do it?" and Lego Unnamed Wife goes, "Sure, why not?" and then he just slams the two of them together for ten seconds.
 
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I realize I'm going to derail the thread here, but I really, really the part in this video when Lego Chris and Lego Unnamed Wife hit the sack and he says, "So do you want to do it?" and Lego Unnamed Wife goes, "Sure, why not?" and then he just slams the two of them together for ten seconds.

Sounds about right.
 
Once he has enough legos to build CWCville, he can fully immerse himself in a fantasy world in which he can bang his wife, fly with Angel Bob, battle Megan, and hang out at highschool with cartoon characters and his gal pals. Lego is just replacing what drawing Sonichu was for him.
Nail on the head.
 
Once he has enough legos to build CWCville, he can fully immerse himself in a fantasy world in which he can bang his wife, fly with Angel Bob, battle Megan, and hang out at highschool with cartoon characters and his gal pals. Lego is just replacing what drawing Sonichu was for him.

That's a good point. Chris was fixated on his lego fantasy world even before Sonichu sprung half-formed from his autistic noggin. Now that the original Cwcville lays half melted and burnt beneath the soot-stained hoard, Mayor Chandler is probably pretty desperate to rebuild.
 
Nah, he sort of is, just of a rather pedestrian variety. I'm not entirely sure he has a sex drive, but he feels the need to assert his heterosexuality. Constantly. And it comes out in very weird ways. Hence SheCameforCWC and the whole tomgirl thing...
Not sure what youre trying to say, but those things are seperate issues from being a perv.
 
Getting slighty off topic from the topic of Lego, where is Anna in all of this discussion? I haven't seen hide nor spergy hair of Anna. I'm surprised (not really) that she didn't come rushing to Chris' aid when Kim was politely pointing out why a 32 year old man doesn't need a wishlist for Lego.
 
Getting slighty off topic from the topic of Lego, where is Anna in all of this discussion? I haven't seen hide nor spergy hair of Anna. I'm surprised (not really) that she didn't come rushing to Chris' aid when Kim was politely pointing out why a 32 year old man doesn't need a wishlist for Lego.

Maybe she's moved on to white knight someone else.

Hey someone should put her in contact with Jace.
 
I really, really the part in this video when Lego Chris and Lego Unnamed Wife hit the sack and he says, "So do you want to do it?" and Lego Unnamed Wife goes, "Sure, why not?" and then he just slams the two of them together for ten seconds.

Family Guy has done that at least twice. Likely a reference.
 
Good. The less said about her and the asspat brigade the better.

Haha, I can imagine what she'd say:

"Christian is a cool guy and a great Lego builder, and he needs your money so he can buy things. Don't abandon him."
 
I have a Lego set meant for preschoolers I got for my goddaughter she never opened. It has big pieces so Chris won't choke and a police station.

The question isn't are they big enough that he won't choke on them, but if they are big enough for him not to shove them up his ass.
 
Getting slighty off topic from the topic of Lego, where is Anna in all of this discussion? I haven't seen hide nor spergy hair of Anna. I'm surprised (not really) that she didn't come rushing to Chris' aid when Kim was politely pointing out why a 32 year old man doesn't need a wishlist for Lego.
Last I saw, she had a job and was learning to play several instruments. In other words, having a life without OPL.
 
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