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drmccoy dijo:
Christ, what an asshole. He's like a five year old "GIMME, GIMME, GIMME". One act of kindness opens the floodgates of greed. This is merely the latest in a long line of entitlement. There are times I would like to see fatty's line of thinking here.
What thought process led him to beg for toys over the internet? Or, perhaps, is this like when he posted toys that "trolls" gave him when in reality he bought them and needed cover for Hoardzilla?

I bet in two weeks he'll post pictures of "gifts" from "trolls".
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Haha, oh man, if he keeps doing that, I bet he's doing it because he's thinking it'll trick some trolls into buying him shit.
 
cafeman23 dijo:
Oh he's no doubt been disqualified for breaking multiple rules. One of the major rules as I recall was that your submission needs to be something YOU created. Chris didn't even make that school, it cam from a set. He just took it, spruced it up, put a bunch of mish-mashed mini-figs in there, and thought that was his own TRUE and HONEST creation that was guaranteed to win the contest simply because it was made by him.

And you forget, this is also the same guy who thinks cartoons actually physically exist in another world. Logic and reason are two things he's long since abandoned.
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IT'S PARODIC!
 
Mrs Paul dijo:
Who the fuck is Kengle now? Is he a new white knight? Is Waterman still around? Jesus, I need to pay more attention to his Facebook page.
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All you need to recognize is the Asspat Three:

Kengle - The insane one. He glommed onto Chris to find justification in his mere existence and also in hopes to have the screaming in his mind from the two head dog-woman to cease.

Waterman - Chris' secret gay lover. Has moments of sperging but is by and large an enabler. Also, we don't speak of him too often for that only strengthens his evil powers.

Anna - The Queen and ringleader of Waterman and Kengle. She also enables Chris, mostly it seems out of her own enjoyment in seeing Chris dig himself in deeper. Claims to be Chris' friend, but friends usually don't make jokes about their friends being raped in prison.

Pretty much the rest that show up are the occassional spergs, weens, and Kim.
 
_blank_ dijo:
All you need to recognize is the Asspat Three:

Kengle - The insane one. He glommed onto Chris to find justification in his mere existence and also in hopes to have the screaming in his mind from the two head dog-woman to cease.

Waterman - Chris' secret gay lover. Has moments of sperging but is by and large an enabler. Also, we don't speak of him too often for that only strengthens his evil powers.

Anna - The Queen and ringleader of Waterman and Kengle. She also enables Chris, mostly it seems out of her own enjoyment in seeing Chris dig himself in deeper. Claims to be Chris' friend, but friends usually don't make jokes about their friends being raped in prison.

Pretty much the rest that show up are the occassional spergs, weens, and Kim.
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Worth noting Watermelon is Anna's cousin.
 
Xarpho dijo:
Worth noting Watermelon is Anna's cousin.
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I'm not completely sure they're not all the same person. Now, to clarify, I don't mean that there's one single troll behind them. What I mean is that there is a possibility, thin as it may be, that there's this mass of writhing, mottled flesh somewhere, sporting three heads with three distinct personalities from three twisted, vein-webbed stalks, each pounding out their posts on their respective iPhones (or Android, whichever) with every slime-strewing lash of their coiled tongues.

And it listens to Hanson all the time.
 
So he's desperate enough to beg for money, but only for junk food, toys, and extraneous bullshit? Get fucked, Chris
 
I think I'm going to send Chris that Mr. Gold figure. Then a week later send him a single photo of a gay stripper holding the same figure.

:ruse::ruse::julay::pickle::pickle:
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He Sets Me On Fire dijo:
What I mean is that there is a possibility, thin as it may be, that there's this mass of writhing, mottled flesh somewhere, sporting three heads with three distinct personalities from three twisted, vein-webbed stalks, each pounding out their posts on their respective iPhones (or Android, whichever) with every slime-strewing lash of their coiled tongues.
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Oh, you mean Barb.
 
There are some more sperg comments after the one Chris made...

"Christmas AND my Birthday Specially"
Hahaha go fuck yourself, entitled piece of shit.
 

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crimsonarenz dijo:
There are some more sperg comments after the one Chris made...

"Christmas AND my Birthday Specially"
Hahaha go fuck yourself, entitled piece of shit.
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Yep. Called it. Chris thinks there are people out there with nothing better to do than give him gifts, and he's trying to make sure they don't make any mistakes.

Also a logical conclusion from Kengel? Lol. As if.
 
"Christian if you are looking to build a big collection fast why not go onto E-Bay for wholesale Lego closeouts. You are going to get a lot better prices than getting them new."

Uh, Kengle, sweetie? Chris isn't interested in spending his own [read: taxpayers'] money on Lego shit. . .
 
BOLDYSPICY! dijo:
"Christian if you are looking to build a big collection fast why not go onto E-Bay for wholesale Lego closeouts. You are going to get a lot better prices than getting them new."

Uh, Kengle, sweetie? Chris isn't interested in spending his own [read: taxpayers'] money on Lego shit. . .
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Kengle also fails to realize that Chris is a greedy twit. He displays an amazing amount of ignorance in this line.

Kengle dijo:
" As for a "reference point", he is probably looking to reach a certain baseline of Lego inventory so he can interact with other Lego collectors in terms of building or trading.
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Uh, right. Like Chris would ever interact with people willingly. The only reason why he's talking at people is so that he can get free giftcards /Lego.

Also, what is up with Waterhead's comment? ????
 
BOLDYSPICY! dijo:
"Christian if you are looking to build a big collection fast why not go onto E-Bay for wholesale Lego closeouts. You are going to get a lot better prices than getting them new."

Uh, Kengle, sweetie? Chris isn't interested in spending his own [read: taxpayers'] money on Lego shit. . .
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He actually is, he just wants more Lego. He just can't le' go of his fantasy.

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I read through the Lars Call again since Marverino reminded me of how great it was and I found this piece about Lego:
Chris: Oh... okay, well I did have a whole city made out of Legos that I tore- I des- pretty much tore it down, and-
Lars: Huh, y'all done got a city of Legos and shit? Man, I feel you, that's gangsta.
Chris: Yeah.
Lars: How much 'fetti y'all get for all them Legos, how much money you get?
Chris: Hmm, nah I didn't get very- I didn't give no- I didn't get much money from... I did- there just a whole bunch- a whole bunch of pieces of bricks and whatnot and people are already on their way and most children already have their own bunches of Legos, and they're like they don't need it any more to call up their house and all that.
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Remember how you mentioned that Chris would get upset if he heard you donated Lego sets that could have been his to needy children? Well, he's got a good reason for it - they have enough Lego already, but Chris? Oh ho ho does he need some more of that shit.
 
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He hasn't said much yet about it, but I wonder if Chris is bothered that nobody really cares about his Lego Manchester High School. He was behaving as if he had created the next Sonichu, and was so eager to tour the whole thing at Rock and Roll McDonald's on his iPhone. Clearly his intention was to impress people, and nobody cared. The Galpals didn't kiss his ass for including the janitor's closet or using the sexier, taller "Friends" figures as their avatars. He didn't win any contests or get handed bags of money for his exceptional genius. I guess Chris just gets to enjoy his special little escape world all by his lonesome, as usual. Rather than reject it and attempt to join reality, Chris plans on expanding the world existing only in his mind with the aid of a few thousand dollars' worth of brightly colored plastic. Forget Manchester High School solo, it's now part of CWCville's urban redevelopment program. From the sound of it Chris is planning on occupying that rental house long term, and converting an entire room into a Lego Metropolis he can escape into and live vicariously through his yellow avatar. He'll be in a world where High School has no graduation, where the Gal Pals never left his side, where Bob's death only means that he is now sporting rockin' wings, where Megan Schroeder is eternally punished for her rejection of Chris' affection, and where shitting your pants constantly has no effect on your social standing. I'm beginning to think that whenever the outside world gives Chris any pushback for anything, he just regresses further into his fantasy land of his own mind. The saddest part is that even if he does acquire all of these Legos he may not have a house to keep them in much longer.
 
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