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butt in trouble dijo:
Chris thought his birthday should be a national holiday. Chris thought a city dedicated to him should be built. Chris thought all he had to do was flash an attraction sign and hundred of Aryan girls would come flocking to him for a chance to ride his duck. Chris thought he could be hired by Nintendo via email. Would you really put it past him that he thinks people are going to buy him toys just because he said he wants them?
I think we can expect a major Facebook tantrum where Chris doesn't specifically mention the wish list but makes vague references to people being "Cruel, uncaring and heartless" towards him and his mother complete with a pouty selfie just for good measure.
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Heh, well, the big reason why he's not online now, is because he gets pestered. He still wants all his dicksucking, it's just that he's learned he gets his ass kicked, every time. Only reason he's doing anything now, because something put the idea, into his head, that he could game the internet into sending him free shit, so it was kinda worth the risk. I mean, he's not going to get that many more julays, is he?
 
Hydrocarbure dijo:
Chris updated his wish list and answers a question...
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Why do I get the feeling that kenneth was meaning this forum when he said that?
 
Coldgrip dijo:
Why do I get the feeling that kenneth was meaning this forum when he said that?
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For Future References and Events... That's what his wish list is for? Wonder what the hell he means by "Future References and Events"? Christmas? His next birthday? I don't get it. And what references is he talking about? I don't get it.
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy dijo:
For Future References and Events... That's what his wish list is for? Wonder what the hell he means by "Future References and Events"? Christmas? His next birthday? I don't get it. And what references is he talking about? I don't get it.
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I think he means that just in case anyone should suddenly find them self thinking, "I should buy some toys for Chris," they can refer to this facebook post of his to know what to get him. Especially for events like Christian Love Day or Basically Promised High School Reunions or suchlike.

Chris assumes there are people out there with no better use of their money than to buy him toys and who want to do so, so he's being helpful by giving them a few ideas in a handy, easily referenced format.
 
*stress sigh* I was just screwing around on facebook for a bit before going to bed but then i noticed, on chris's post, Kenneth indirectly communicating to the Cwcki forum:
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Why isn't he discussing this directly on the forum instead of making pigeon communications.
 
Hydrocarbure dijo:
*stress sigh* I was just screwing around on facebook for a bit before going to bed but then i noticed, on chris's post, Kenneth indirectly communicating to the Cwcki forum:
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Why isn't he discussing this directly on the forum instead of making pigeon communications.
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I'm assuming his white knight behavior would get him banned from the forums pretty quickly.
 
Hydrocarbure dijo:
*stress sigh* I was just screwing around on facebook for a bit before going to bed but then i noticed, on chris's post, Kenneth indirectly communicating to the Cwcki forum...

Why isn't he discussing this directly on the forum instead of making pigeon communications.
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Most likely deep down inside he realizes two things:

1) While we're not exactly saints over here, but we're not plotting Chris' downfall or encouraging the weens in their epic weenery. He on the other hand is an enabler, and kind of needs Chris limping along to justify his existence as a leech. He doesn't want to help Chris, but he will keep shoving Chris along with useless asspats.

2) He really has nothing to discuss or any logical argument to give to justify either Chris' self-absorbed ego or his own douchebaggery for continuing to encourage Chris is pursuing his Lego fantasties instead of encouraging him to be a functional human being.
 
Owlflaps dijo:
I feel like I was dropped deep into the psyche of Kengle's brain and I can't escape. Lord, he's like a lolcow all on his own.
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Imagine a flea so big that it has its own fleas. The amazing thing about Christian is he's such an alpha lolcow that he spawns other lolcows. A-log's the most prominent one with his own ED page, but WEW and Kengle definitely have the potential to be lolcows in their own right as well. Christian is like some kind of lolcow fractal.
 
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