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Chris begging for shit out of the blue? Its not like there are orphaned kids who don't have two pennies to rub together who'd appreciate a nice Toys R Us gift cards or nice meals at Applebee's.
 
Hmm I had a thought. Shut up it does happen!

What if we are over thinking this, maybe Fatty is just making a wish list of things he wants. The post in question doesn't really scream give me stuff now. Just give me stuff.
No, this is a public post. Otherwise he would've just made a friends only post.
 
How would he even fit those giant sets anyway? Maybe he would in his old room, but I have two of those modular buildings in my collection and it was pretty tough finding a space for them in my room in a commieblock apartment. And I'd imagine his hotel room is smaller.
Nice to know he still has his incredible modesty in him too.
 
Chris updated his wish list and answers a question...
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Well, trolls have sent him things before, for various reasons. So he's thinking he might be able to game them for more stuff. Not really a stab in the dark, but he's not super confident either.
of what i have seen, the shit they send him usually has some purpose like the lappy. they also gain from it. leggos, not so much. this s shameless fucking greed, man. vomit worthy. i would turn him over my knee if he did this as a 5 year old.
 
Hmm I had a thought. Shut up it does happen!

What if we are over thinking this, maybe Fatty is just making a wish list of things he wants. The post in question doesn't really scream give me stuff now. Just give me stuff.

Haha, no way. If anything, I'm curious if he was inspired by the pornstar "wish lists" that they post for their fans to buy them shit. It'd be another in a long list of unfortunate things he picked up from pornography.
 
I love the way that he must have read early in the thread, somebody saying "so much for 'please' and 'thank you'", that he just added the two words at the end of his status... nice try, asshole!
 
Event? Maybe he still thinks that the 15-year high school reunion will happen and these are just presents that the gal-pals can offer Fatty as a way to apologize for having been so truthfully mean recently.
I bet he thinks the reunion is like a wedding where he's the bride - it's all about him and the other guests are supposed to bring him gifts.
 
This kinda rubs me the wrong way, the first time out kindess of your hearts some of you chipped in and got him a care package because the chandlers actually needed it. But now he is just begging because mommy dearest tighten the purse and he cant buy vidya, legos and junk food. IMO this is why he is using the old address so when he is alone he can ride by and check the mailbox versus being at the rental house with barb close by.
 
is this a stab in the dark, or do you think he is convinced this is gonna work?
Chris thought his birthday should be a national holiday. Chris thought a city dedicated to him should be built. Chris thought all he had to do was flash an attraction sign and hundred of Aryan girls would come flocking to him for a chance to ride his duck. Chris thought he could be hired by Nintendo via email. Would you really put it past him that he thinks people are going to buy him toys just because he said he wants them?
I think we can expect a major Facebook tantrum where Chris doesn't specifically mention the wish list but makes vague references to people being "Cruel, uncaring and heartless" towards him and his mother complete with a pouty selfie just for good measure.
 
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