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Sooooooo, we're not counting the replica Dali as irreplaceable?
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- 27 de Mayo, 2013
When he is homeless, he's going to walk into some random Hotel (such as Days Inn, Radison, or etc.) and just sleep in the lobby. He'll expect the place to run as a "Soup Hotel."
When the lobby manajerk has to call the Jerkops, he'll move back to jail. So I'm not expecting him to be homeless. But once he has no legal house anymore, I totally expect him to believe the world owes him room and board.
When the lobby manajerk has to call the Jerkops, he'll move back to jail. So I'm not expecting him to be homeless. But once he has no legal house anymore, I totally expect him to believe the world owes him room and board.
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- 22 de Jul, 2013
My reaction exactly, Chris could have gotten a Subway gift card I had lying around but now he gets nothing and I get a footlong chicken bacon ranch on wheat.
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
And see, that's exactly the thing that tears it. I'm used to Chris doing stupid shit like his stupid "last dig" comments (when he's usually trying to sound like the good guy until his final remark, where he reminds you how much of a two-faced ratbag he is), but this was just the dam bursting. Instead of just saying "Oh, and some LEGOs would be nice too, ha ha." and we all just sigh and roll our eyes... no- motherfucker posts a goddamn shopping list for toys.
I realize I'm making this personal, but goddammit ... I've been having dental procedures since January, just got new glasses, and running low on my medication so I can continue to fucking BREATHE. And all of that costs LESS than his fucking toy list.
What about groceries, Chris? Like, ACTUAL groceries, not fast food. How about medicine?
I mean... FUCK. Usually I can filter Chris' ungrateful bullshit in a short matter of time, but this is above and beyond his usual shittiness.
I'm 99% certain that he was pretty much hard-wired to believe that every single time he has a hardship, he is to immediately be rewarded with some toy or gift or whatever for being such a "brave little man." He's gonna be in for a rough shock when Barb does eventually pass that the world isn't going to coddle him and shower the manbaby in McWraps and minifigs.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
Even if he asked "can people please donate me some money so I can make a dent in the gigantic credit card debt I have that I never planned how to deal with?" it'd still be a step better than this lego shit.
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- 15 de Sep, 2013
Yeah at least Chris could make up a sob story about Barb having bedsores or something to get moneys.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Chris even fails at e-begging. He could learn a thing or two from certain YouTubers.
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
I don't know, but can you go to jail or anything for not paying back several large credit card debts? Or have the
cut way down?
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
Oh yeah, no shit. Really, it's seeming like fatty's going for the gold in the shitheel olympics, and he's dedicated, damnit. And I never would've expected this sort of dedication from Chris. He usually just shits himself and does nothing, y'know?
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- 12 de Feb, 2013
So, about those minifigs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but arn't those in blind bags, as in you don't know which one you're getting until you fork over $4 for one bag? I know some specialty stores will sell a whole set of six or seven figures for $70-80. And that's if none of them are rare like that Mr.Gold figure. So roughly they're $10 loose. Add that together and add it to the $4000-$5000 total.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I don't know why a few people are upset about this. Most of the people who donated expected this so it's not like we've been bamboozled or anything. I'm just surprised it took him this long to openly beg for useless shit and slightly surprised it's this obvious. Sometimes Chris will do something weird that is obviously an attempt to hide his motives but this is just straight up asking for toys. I'm a bit bummed about that because it's always funny to see his weird thought process when it comes to trying to manipulate people. We still have no idea why he bought himself the Back to the Future legos and then posted pictures of Facebook claiming a fan/troll sent it. (this was before the fire)
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- 6 de Sep, 2013
And this is the biggest amount of dedication he has put into something during the whole year so far, God fucking dammit Chris.
I am not surprised by this, i am just surprised that he's lazy and stupid enough that he didn't even try to hide the fact that he's just begging for toys, vidya and fast food. He's literally getting worse and worse, that he doesn't even tells those half-assed lies that he used to make a few months ago ('Da Twolls gave this to me, HONEST!!).
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- 15 de Sep, 2013
If he's going to beg for free shit, then why is he doing it now of all times and not around his birthday when it made more sense?
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
Chris is being a bad person. I'd feel bad if I saw some old lady getting mugged on the side of the street for the same reasons.
JULAY
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
He does have a demonstrated propensity for pooping himself and doing nothing, to be fair.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I should clarify and say I don't understand why they're totally shocked also.
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
You have to look at it through the lens of autism...
"Hmm, yeah. Da twoll, da trolls sent me things when I was, I was down in da dumps, mm, yeah. Maybe if I tell dem da things that I, um, hmm, need, dey will send me dem! Hmm, yeah... Dat makes a bunch of da sense. Yeah..."
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- 6 de Sep, 2013
And yet Chris managed to do something even more stupid than that, why? because he's not asking da twolls to buy him stuff anymore, he's asking his FB "friends", 'cuz you know, it was his fb friends that gave him the care package when he burned down his house... Dammit Chris.
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
It isn't that I'm surprised or shocked by his actions or anything. Remember this is the ass that had someone mail him a copy of Half-Life 2 (when it was still a newer game), and Chris just up and said, "I don't like this game, but thanks or whatever." Gratefulness and Chris go together about as well as Wayne Brady at a KKK convention.
It's just the outright volume of bullshit he extolled in this latest update that is just so damn aggravating. Instead of just being a human being and saying, "Well, that was a nice thing, I really appreciated it," his latest update, for me anyway, read, "Hey, my house still burned down and I don't feel like doing else about it. Get me more things, and do it RIGHT this time. Here is a list of all the junk food and toys I want you to buy me."
You heard the expression "Looking a gift horse in the mouth," yeah? This was pretty much looking a gift horse in the mouth, shrugging, and then telling the person that got you the horse in the first place to march back to the stable and get another one, except this time make sure it farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes.
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