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silentprincess dijo:
He has a wish list now.

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Maybe if Christian is a good little boy this year, Santa will bring him these lego kits for Christmas...oh wait he doesn't believe in Santa any more. Oh well, happy shoplifting!

Though in all seriousness, the fact that he's asking for all of this leads me to believe he's finally hit rock bottom, or is very close to it, since we can never be certain with him. It must be bad if he needs a gift card for McDonald's, where you could probably get a whole meal for under $5...
 
The empty gift cards is a great idea. I wish we could somehow send him hundreds of them because Chris's greed is so vast that he might actually try every single one. The walk of shame out of the store the first few times wouldn't deter him.
 
Some JERK dijo:
Is it possible to virtually design and then order a custom Lego set? If so we should put together a 14 BLC lego set and send it to Chris, because that's the only way that place is ever getting rebuilt.

plus, I think designing it would be a ridiculous amount of fun for everyone involved.
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Well you'd have to char it a bit and break a few pieces off before you send it.
 
One of the minifigs on his wishlist is fucking Mr. Gold. He's rare as balls and I believe they only made 5000 of them, not sure if they've all been found. They were going on ebay for anywhere between $800-$1000 last I checked, and you have to dig through a ton of fakes that are listed "custom".
 
Anonimo dijo:
Maybe if Christian is a good little boy this year, Santa will bring him these lego kits for Christmas...oh wait he doesn't believe in Santa any more. Oh well, happy shoplifting!

Though in all seriousness, the fact that he's asking for all of this leads me to believe he's finally hit rock bottom, or is very close to it, since we can never be certain with him. It must be bad if he needs a gift card for McDonald's, where you could probably get a whole meal for under $5...
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Haha, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. Like Alec pointed out, Chris buying like $700 worth of legos in one go wasn't a unique occurrence. Once in awhile, he'll buy like a grand worth of legos, just in one go. He's not on hard times, he just thinks he can get more crap out of the trolls because they sent him something once, right?

Really, I'd want to buy a lego set, give the legos to a sick kid in a hospital, and send the empty box to Chris. Heh, and I think Alec suggested this to me, but I'd also want to take a picture of the kid enjoying the legos, send it to Chris with a note that says "thanks for your generous donation." Chris would get really mad and I'd almost think that maybe he's not shitty enough to get mad that some sick kid is enjoying the legos that should rightfully be his... but I've kinda learned to stop overestimating Chris, especially when it comes to just being a good person.
 
Marvin dijo:
Haha, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. Like Alec pointed out, Chris buying like $700 worth of legos in one go wasn't a unique occurrence. Once in awhile, he'll buy like a grand worth of legos, just in one go. He's not on hard times, he just thinks he can get more crap out of the trolls because they sent him something once, right?

Really, I'd want to buy a lego set, give the legos to a sick kid in a hospital, and send the empty box to Chris. Heh, and I think Alec suggested this to me, but I'd also want to take a picture of the kid enjoying the legos, send it to Chris with a note that says "thanks for your generous donation." Chris would get really mad and I'd almost think that maybe he's not shitty enough to get mad that some sick kid is enjoying the legos that should rightfully be his... but I've kinda learned to stop overestimating Chris, especially when it comes to just being a good person.
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Or give the legos to a kid who actually lost something irreplaceable in a house fire, like a parent or a pet.
 
Marvin dijo:
Haha, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. Like Alec pointed out, Chris buying like $700 worth of legos in one go wasn't a unique occurrence. Once in awhile, he'll buy like a grand worth of legos, just in one go. He's not on hard times, he just thinks he can get more crap out of the trolls because they sent him something once, right?

Really, I'd want to buy a lego set, give the legos to a sick kid in a hospital, and send the empty box to Chris. Heh, and I think Alec suggested this to me, but I'd also want to take a picture of the kid enjoying the legos, send it to Chris with a note that says "thanks for your generous donation." Chris would get really mad and I'd almost think that maybe he's not shitty enough to get mad that some sick kid is enjoying the legos that should rightfully be his... but I've kinda learned to stop overestimating Chris, especially when it comes to just being a good person.
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He'll probably think that he's paying his income tax to help the sick kids though he doesn't have a job.
 
Ahahahaaa oh wow !!!

That is a new low.
Barb must really be taking most if not all of the tugboat.
And the lazy fat fuck prefers to beg for Legos online instead of getting a job and buying that crap for himself.
Even trying to sell Sonichu again to pay for his legos would be less pathetic than this.
 
This makes me sick. The trolls tried to help him with a giant care package with necessities to get a head start, so now Chris thinks everyone should buy his ungrateful ass toys? What a load.
 
Marvin dijo:
He's not on hard times, he just thinks he can get more crap out of the trolls because they sent him something once, right?
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Obviously. I mean if some folks were kind enough to give him some money for necessities like food and clothing, they would definitely buy him Legos and Best Buy cards. That way he can save his tugboat for stuff that's REALLY important, like... more Legos. <---CWClogic at its finest.
 
Marvin dijo:
Depends on how carefully he reads them. Just glosses over them, he wouldn't care, he'd just say it's troll crap. But if he reads them carefully, he'll consider the ideas they're expressing, get cranky, but ultimately deny it as troll crap. It'll still tweak him, for at least a little bit.
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Chris generally dismisses even the most rock solid claims if they're made by someone he doesn't like, so yeah. But then again, he checks this forum every day because he prefers to be angry and miserable, so I'm sure it'll rustle his jimmies just the same.

crash dijo:
One of the minifigs on his wishlist is fucking Mr. Gold. He's rare as balls and I believe they only made 5000 of them, not sure if they've all been found. They were going on ebay for anywhere between $800-$1000 last I checked, and you have to dig through a ton of fakes that are listed "custom".
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I bet he just clicked a ton of lego shit onto his wishlist without even looking at what much of it was. Remember, it's not about getting things he really likes, it's just about getting things.

skyraider91 dijo:
Typical Chandler attitude of "take everything that you can from the world and give nothing back".
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Any time you give Chris a gift, he'll take it with one hand, and hold out his other hand and say "where's the rest?"

skyraider91 dijo:
I feel it's safe to say that, at this point, it's impossible to set expectations too low for the Chandlers.
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Absolutely. He's a selfish scumbag.

Marvin dijo:
Haha, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. Like Alec pointed out, Chris buying like $700 worth of legos in one go wasn't a unique occurrence. Once in awhile, he'll buy like a grand worth of legos, just in one go. He's not on hard times, he just thinks he can get more crap out of the trolls because they sent him something once, right?
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And if you guys are wondering, where does he get $1,000 to just throw away on legos? Well, remember that credit cards technically allow him to spend money he doesn't have (and has no plan for how he's gonna pay back, either).

Marvin dijo:
Really, I'd want to buy a lego set, give the legos to a sick kid in a hospital, and send the empty box to Chris. Heh, and I think Alec suggested this to me, but I'd also want to take a picture of the kid enjoying the legos, send it to Chris with a note that says "thanks for your generous donation." Chris would get really mad and I'd almost think that maybe he's not shitty enough to get mad that some sick kid is enjoying the legos that should rightfully be his... but I've kinda learned to stop overestimating Chris, especially when it comes to just being a good person.
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Chris would just say "the kid is gonna die of some disease soon anyway! I shoulda got the legos!"
 
Does he think he is the only one to have a hard life? Or is he extra special, that he must have everything because the world is against him? There are many people out there who have gone through worse than he has, and don't expect a handout, what makes him so special? If he just said me and my mum need money for food, I would have obliged in sending a voucher, but as soon as I saw the Lego wish list I though no.

He is going to keep doing this, and never stop. It's going to get worse when Barb dies, I can tell.
 
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