Facebook Update 15/05

[DrChristianTroy]

Ah, silly me, thought it was a status, not an album.

Anyhoooooo, Kim is here!
https://m.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian?fref=ts&_rdr#!/CwcvilleGuardian/albums/654951324599350/

Kim really is the conscious he never had.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Could you imagine Chrishun panhandling? His sign would be massive. "32 year old VIRGIN with rage, recent sufferer of HOUSE FIRE, needs money for needs of the family kind. Would also appreciate LEGO present donations"

I made this about three years ago.

 

[The Mackers]

I actually have an itunes card with 20 dollars on it, and a Burger King gift card with 10 dollars on it, I'll send those to him because I don't need them, really

 

[telegramsamo]

I call bullshit on Barnes and Noble.

I don't know, the one by me has a moderately sized toy section filled with Legos and plastic ponies. They also have a fairly nice selection of movies & music, expensive as hell but filled with a lot of obscure stuff for pretensions assholes like me (Hi Cole.) I could see Chris going there and blowing a bunch of money on building blocks and MLP DVDs.

 

[Artard]

I actually have an itunes card with 20 dollars on it, and a Burger King gift card with 10 dollars on it, I'll send those to him because I don't need them, really

There are Burger King gift cards? Fuck yeah America

 

[Count groudon]

Sure Chris, we'll send you some toys. But first you have to:
-clean yourself up
-cut your hair
-get a fucking job
-buy them your damn self

Do that, and we'll be more than happy to help!

 

[garbageraider]

Typical Chandler attitude of "take everything that you can from the world and give nothing back".
Ultimately though, Chris and Barb's selfishness and greed end up hurting themselves more than anyone else.
Their lack of foresight is incredible, but I can't really say that I'm surprised at this point.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I... I just can't..

Seriously I can't think of a suitable response to write for this.... words literally fail me...

This'll have to do, sorry guys.

 

[The Mackers]

I actually have an itunes card with 20 dollars on it, and a Burger King gift card with 10 dollars on it, I'll send those to him because I don't need them, really

Thats a lie, btw

 

[Backwards Harvester]

So if we send him Lego will he build a Lego version of his burned down home?

Sorry if this is off-topic.
But why would the autistic beggar ask for a Barnes & Noble gift card?

Actually, I was quite wondering that myself. What kind of books would he be interested in anyways?

 

[telegramsamo]

What kind of books would he be interested in anyways?

Spoiler

 

[garbageraider]

I feel it's safe to say that, at this point, it's impossible to set expectations too low for the Chandlers.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'll buy the most expensive set and send it to him piece by piece. It should only be a few years before he has the whole thing.

 

[A-Stump]

You guys wonder what he'd do with a Barnes and Noble gift card

Spoiler: book cover

 

[BatNapalm]

I'll buy the most expensive set and send it to him piece by piece. It should only be a few years before he has the whole thing.

That would be the $400 Lego Death Star

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Death-Star-10188

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Did Fatty remove the post?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Fucking tard.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

You guys wonder what he'd do with a Barnes and Noble gift card

This is the worst book I have ever seen. >.<

 

[CatParty]

Actually, I was quite wondering that myself. What kind of books would he be interested in anyways?

I don't know how many times this has been mentioned in the thread, but barns and noble has toys. Specifically they have a large Lego section.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That would be the $400 Lego Death Star

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Death-Star-10188

He should have the whole thing in a little less than 10 and a half years then.

Unless I get bored before then, which I like...will.