Facebook Update 15/05

[MY 405]

Looking at the sets Chris requested, I think I see Wayne Manor...

There's certainly some Batman related stuff there, one of the minifigs looked like Poison Ivy.

It's Jean Grey from the X-Men as The Phoenix, not Poison Ivy (and god help me, yes, I did know that...)

 

[Pikonic]

He's opening himself up to be trolled hard. People are gonna send him Monopoly money or a few Lego at a time, or used gift cards.

$20 says he'll act surprised when he gets a Wal-Mart gift card with "JULAY" written all over it.

 

[CWCissey]

That was an Arkham Asylum set actually. And it'll be all yours for the low low price of $160

That would have been my second guess.

But yeah, I knew it would be expensive.

The fact it's Batman makes me chuckle though.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris: M-Mirror, Mirror on da uh...-sigh-..wall. Who is da most obnoxious of dem all?
Mirror: Jace Conners.
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[BatNapalm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214729/James-May-size-Lego-house-wants.html

I just put two and two together: this is what Christian's up to. Except just imagine the same Lego house, but make the colors even more random, and stick Sonichu's face and the initials CWC somewhere.

I think you're giving Chris a little too much credit here.

 

[CWCissey]

It's Jean Grey from the X-Men as The Phoenix, not Poison Ivy (and god help me, yes, I did know that...)

Either way, who's that representing? Anna?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I just put two and two together: this is what Christian's up to. Except just imagine the same Lego house, but make the colors even more random, and stick Sonichu's face and the initials CWC somewhere.

Assuming a price of 0.12 USD per Lego brick, and given that there are 3.3 million bricks in the structure, that comes out to 396,000 USD just to build the structure. Then at the bare minimum, there'd be land, pipe installation, and wiring. Yeah, definitely better off buying a real house.

He lost high school and had to build it with Legos.

Now that he lost 14BLC, he probably wants to do the same with it.

 

[deeman]

I think you're giving Chris a little too much credit here.

He would fail during Winter, so... NO.

 

[Axiom]

Back in the day I used to help out at the local food pantry. We'd get all sorts of folks come in, the majority of them actually needing food, toiletries, etc. But sometimes, we'd get those assholes that are just going camping for the weekend int their big-ass RVs and literally expect to get free food from us simply because they didn't want to stop and spend $20 at the grocery store. I always thought that those types of people were some of the most disgusting, shallow, reprehensible fuckers on the planet.

Chris however, just made those leeching assholes seem modest in comparison.

He's expecting gifts...? GIFTS?! Whatever the fuck for, Chris, did you not shit yourself for a whole month? Did you manage not to make yourself into a public spectacle of fail for two weeks? Did you manage to go into a public establishment for more than twenty minutes without getting yourself banned? Oh well, Praise JAYSUS, give the boy a prize!

I would normally say "Sorry Chris, no can do," but that would be a lie. I am not sorry for his house burning down. I'm really not. Fuck being borderline A-Log here. I really don't care. This was second chance for the Chandlers- get out of the hoard, re-evaluate their lives, start anew- and OF COURSE what manbaby does is think he now deserves presents for fucking burning down a building!

I just... this isn't autism. This is just straight up being an ugly, unrepentant, narcissistic, selfish shitfucker.

Marry me.

 

[MY 405]

Either way, who's that representing? Anna?

Maybe he's thinking about dyeing his hair again...

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe he's thinking about dyeing his hair again...

Heh heh heh.

Well in that case, Poison Ivy would be a better representation of Dumb-dumb. After all he must be immune to all poisons if he lives with Snorlax.

 

[mk_ultrafun]

I understand his desire for a means of avoiding reality, I really do, but I wish Chris would find a less expensive form than Legos to do it with.

 

[CatParty]

Someone should take a pocket knife and carve a couple lego pieces in half, then send the useless broken pieces to him.

someone had the great idea of sending him the empty boxes.

 

[Pikonic]

Perhaps we should purchase these gifts, cash, and gift cards - all for ourselves. Then we can send Chris pictures of ourselves vastly enjoying them. "Hey, Pikonic! Remember when you, me, Noble Grey Horse, BB, Null, Alec and the rest of the gang got together at Applebees and exchanged our great big Lego gifts before goin' over to Best Buy to pick up some PS4 games? Man, that was a hoot!"

"You guys really are the best friends I could ask for!"

 

[CWCissey]

HEY GUIZE! WE SHOULD SEND CHRIS THE LEGO SETS BUT TAKE OUT THE ENGLISH INSTRUCTIONS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLEPIKWEENZORS

 

[Pikonic]

I for one vote for buying one of the Lego sets and filling the box with socks.

Because I can justify buying him socks.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm gonna send him a dollar. I'd love to know his reaction to receiving NIGGO MONEY

 

[_blank_]

I for one vote for buying one of the Lego sets and filling the box with socks.

Because I can justify buying him socks.

I can't justify buying him anything. I'm at this point where he is pissing me off so much than even wasting postage to send him a postcard with "Fuck you, you selfish Manbaby!" in big black letters is too much.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Lets get the big baby what he truly deserves

 

[BatNapalm]

Buy him all this shit and just throw it wildly on the Grass or Yardwide. That way, it'll get wet from Rain.

FANS ARE WEIRD.