Facebook Update 15/05

[DrJoshii]

Yeah, Chris had his hooker sex once; turns out it didn't fix his life problems, somehow.

Chris doesn't just want sex now. Now he wants his fuckmommy.

That FB post always sounded fishy. How do we know that he's telling the truth?

 

[CWCissey]

That FB post always sounded fishy. How do we know that he's telling the truth?

PROTIP: Marvin is to be trusted.

 

[DrJoshii]

PROTIP: Marvin is to be trusted.

So how is Marvin sure? Does he know the prostitute Chris hired?

 

[CatParty]

Nah, he already did that.

doesn't count though

 

[wheat pasta]

Oh, I can't wait for Christmas to be a few days away so I can consult that helpful status and quickly decide which Lego set I'm going to not-buy for him.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There's only one Lego set I'd ever consider buying for him:
http://shop.lego.com/en-US/LEGO-Classic-Minifigure-Graduation-Set-850935

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Oh, I can't wait for Christmas to be a few days away so I can consult that helpful status and quickly decide which Lego set I'm going to not-buy for him.

I doubt Barb gets him gifts anymore for Christmas or birthdays. And there's no one else in their lives who would get him anything.

Maybe this wishlist exists for the same reason as his lego high school: he's fantasizing about a part of his life that was happier in his past but is now barren and lonely.

 

[alterid]

I doubt Barb gets him gifts anymore for Christmas or birthdays. And there's no one else in their lives who would get him anything.

Maybe this wishlist exists for the same reason as his lego high school: he's fantasizing about a part of his life that was happier in his past but is now barren and lonely.

I was thinking about that fact yesterday. It's a sad thing if you dwell on it too much. Asking the internet en masse to buy him presents might actually net him more than he'd get just waiting for someone to want to buy him something of their own volition.

 

[CWCissey]

So how is Marvin sure? Does he know the prostitute Chris hired?

Marvin's in the area and can get pretty close to Chris.

Anyone on the board will tell you the exact same thing.

Marvin doesn't bullshit.

 

[Venusaur]

I doubt Barb gets him gifts anymore for Christmas or birthdays. And there's no one else in their lives who would get him anything.

Maybe this wishlist exists for the same reason as his lego high school: he's fantasizing about a part of his life that was happier in his past but is now barren and lonely.

I'm sure he thinks that Anna and co. or maybe some of the highschool people that have manage dto stay cordial with him will get him something on Chrismas. But like Kim noted, making it public speaks volume, he's making sure that his "trolls" see it. "Trolls" have sent him presents before, and there's always some sperg with $200 to spare. Chris is hoping he'll get stuff from them, we'll see if anyone has enough free cash around to waste come December. (I hope not though. There's tons of needier kids around...)

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Oh, I can't wait for Christmas to be a few days away so I can consult that helpful status and quickly decide which Lego set I'm going to not-buy for him.

Better yet, buy the box and then fill it with macaroni for his benefit.

That would be a real nice gesture.

 

[Anonimo]

You never know. He could be asking for Lego to build his own Sweetheart from the Ground Up.

Somehow, I can totally see Chris trying to build a lego SHFTGU ala Frankenstein, and giving her the brain of a woman named Abby...Abby Normal, to be specific.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

That FB post always sounded fishy. How do we know that he's telling the truth?

This is why we need an FAQ

 

[DeadMansHand]

There's only one Lego set I'd ever consider buying for him:
http://shop.lego.com/en-US/LEGO-Classic-Minifigure-Graduation-Set-850935

Not a good idea. It only comes with a diploma, no award. Not for "Art" or "Participation" or even "Being An Exceptional Individual"

All it would do is make Chris cry, and with no Tiffany around to hug him...well, I just don't want to think about what would happen.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

This is why we need an FAQ

You're assuming that people would actually bother to read the FAQ. The posts explaining the same things time and again would probably end up being replaced with "read the FAQ" posts.

 

[MagiChansBoyfriend]

There must be some funny and cheap lego stuff to give Chris. Maybe an envelope full of smashed up minifigs, or black bricks assembled into a big dick.

Or send him something he actually wants, one piece per week.

 

[CWCissey]

There must be some funny and cheap lego stuff to give Chris. Maybe an envelope full of smashed up minifigs, or black bricks assembled into a big dick.

Or send him something he actually wants, one piece per week.

Mega bloks.

 

[MagiChansBoyfriend]

Mega bloks.

Ha, that stuff was called Duplo last time I played with Lego (1991) But if I was in the USA I'd deffo make an avant-garde gay lego sculpture and send it to OPL.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Ha, that stuff was called Duplo last time I played with Lego (1991) But if I was in the USA I'd deffo make an avant-garde gay lego sculpture and send it to OPL.

But Duplo is Lego.
I agree about Mega Bloks. They're horrible and I'd refuse to take them for free.

Series 2 minifigs are kinda rare, but I'd send him this one:
http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Surfer
Disgusting ugly pecs with no bra.

 

[Marvin]

But Duplo is Lego.
I agree about Mega Bloks. They're horrible and I'd refuse to take them for free.

Series 2 minifigs are kinda rare, but I'd send him this one:
http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Surfer
Disgusting ugly pecs with no bra.

Draw some nipples on it, to really tweak Chris.