Facebook status 06 AUG 2013

[CatParty]

He had to go out and buy newspaper twice in a day? It's true, dogs do take after their owners.

he isn't buying it, he's probably stealing the communal ones from mcdonalds

 

[Overcast]

Jeez, Chris must have VERY little to do if he's looking at and taking pictures of his dog's piss puddles.

I suppose that's what getting banned from almost everyplace in town does to you. Well that and having a very clingy mother.

 

[José Mourinho]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

That's pointless. But are they as deranged as Chris' post?

 

[José Mourinho]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

That's pointless. But are they as deranged as Chris' post?

Not really, it's way too short and just "I'm eating right now" or something stupid like that.

 

[Holdek]

we just have to get our pickle suits and twisted metal masks and extract the doggies from 14bc ourselves

I'll secure the ski masks for the operation.

Hmm. Half-seriously though, I wonder what would happen if the Animal Liberation Front knew about this?

 

[applecat]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

It's only notable if they Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices, and Tea.

 

[CatParty]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

It's only notable if they Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices, and Tea.

imagine if chris got into the whole "posting my meals on instagram" stuff

 

[applecat]

imagine if chris got into the whole "posting my meals on instagram" stuff

12 pages of nothing but McDonalds and Hungry Man dinners.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

imagine if chris got into the whole "posting my meals on instagram" stuff

He would take the meme in a different direction. He would just take photos of himself at various locations (read: Walmarts and McDonalds) being sad. The caption would read "look how sad I am" or some such.

 

[CatParty]

imagine if chris got into the whole "posting my meals on instagram" stuff

He would take the meme in a different direction. He would just take photos of himself at various locations (read: Walmarts and McDonalds) being sad. The caption would read "look how sad I am" or some such.

"i'm so lonely eating a healthy mcwrap only at mcdonalds"

gotta throw in the brand loyalty

 

[milkshark]

*clears throat, does best Kaka impression*

Captains Log Stardate August 8 2013

Oh Fiddle Dee Dee; It appears I am the only Tomgirl in the Village; and I am EVER SO LONESOME eating healthy at McD's with their delicious AND lo-calorie Premium Chicken McWraps (which I pair with the usual Happy Meal sides of a child size fry and apple dippers of course!) waiting for my 18-31 year old boyfriend-free Tomgirl-loving non-smoking, caring, loving, NOT FAT, organized, pretty (or cute), NOT BLACK, MLP:FiM fan girl to be my SWEETHEART FROM THE GROUND UP.

If it weren't for the trolls, this Tomgirl would be Sparklin' and Sassin' to-and-fro across the greater Ruckersville, VA metropolitan area; with wink-flirts and sashay walks for all the pretty gals I came across! Thanks to Michael Snyder, the Troll King, and his evil queen, MY former sweetheart-to-be, the nefarious Megan Schroeder (a.k.a. QUEEN OF THE TROLLS), my reputation has been DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD and my once good name has been sullied and soiled (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS).

 

[LordCustos3]

What kind of jackass updates his Facebook with, "meh..."?

The kind of jackass that speaks in muttered, random-access, autistic cwcisms.

 

[Picklepower]

I have a friend who posts really vague short sentences, which no one reading would understand like, "huh well that was something." or " Well at least I tried." and when asked what he's talking about he'll say, "Oh its nothing, don't worry".

 

[Varis]

Just wondering, has someone reported animal cruelty due to living conditions, never getting exercise, etc?

I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet.

Alas, they need a little more proof than a picture of a pee stain that may or may not look like a girl. Those living conditions are just speculation until we get recent photos of the horde.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Kinda random but it really grinds my gears when Chris says "pups". No idea if it's a common abbreviation or something, but I can imagine him belching the word out with his southern accent and it annoys me everytime I see it.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Just wondering, has someone reported animal cruelty due to living conditions, never getting exercise, etc?

I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet.

Alas, they need a little more proof than a picture of a pee stain that may or may not look like a girl. Those living conditions are just speculation until we get recent photos of the horde.

Do we have a confirmation of how many animals are currently living at the Chandler household? The Humane Society does take reports of animal hoarding into consideration.

 

[soIregistered]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

The greatest social media sin, to me, is the status update of "bored". Or "im bored". Worst thing you can possibly post. I'm of the opinion that only boring people get bored, because they have no hobbies or interests. It's like, congratulations on sharing with all of your friends who crushingly boring you are!

 

[Pikonic]

Eh, I have Facebook friends who post even more pointless stuff, such as posting that they are eating or anything pointless like that.

This is one of the reasons why I don't use Facebook much anymore.

The greatest social media sin, to me, is the status update of "bored". Or "im bored". Worst thing you can possibly post. I'm of the opinion that only boring people get bored, because they have no hobbies or interests. It's like, congratulations on sharing with all of your friends who crushingly boring you are!

Or statuses that are "", followed up by, "omg don't be sad I luv you girl!!!!!"

 

[Bugaboo]

Just wondering, has someone reported animal cruelty due to living conditions, never getting exercise, etc?

I'm shocked no one hasn't done this yet.

Alas, they need a little more proof than a picture of a pee stain that may or may not look like a girl. Those living conditions are just speculation until we get recent photos of the horde.

Do we have a confirmation of how many animals are currently living at the Chandler household? The Humane Society does take reports of animal hoarding into consideration.

It's not animal hoarding mostly because there are only two animals and the cat(s?)
Marvin says Chris and Barb do jack all to care for the dogs but they just feed and give them water. We've tried contacting the humane society of what ever operates in Chris area but apparently they said they can't go off word alone from random people on the internet.