Facebook 10JUN2014, Not ironic at all.

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Take a look at this picture. You can see the instruction manual lying on the base plate behind the box.

This means that Chris recognized that somebody sent him that as a dig towards him, but he still opened it up and played with it.

This is the Adult Chronicles version of "SONIC IS DEAD!" *throws pennies*

 

[Opulence]

Brace yourselves for the begging for more, folks. It's coming.

 

[Super Collie]

Hey neat, I had one of those.

When I was five.

This isn't Chris related but as crash pointed out... those two brown blocks in front are clearly just moulded to look like they have a brick texture. Is Lego really that stingy with parts that they wouldn't put a half-dozen of those little flat 1x2 blocks to stack up and accomplish the same effect?

 

[pickleniggo]

Take a look at this picture. You can see the instruction manual lying on the base plate behind the box.

This means that Chris recognized that somebody sent him that as a dig towards him, but he still opened it up and played with it.

If someone did indeed send it to him, he probably had to open it up and check for anything that might give him prickly-wicklies being disguised as LEGO before he could express gratitude.

 

[Opulence]

...before he could express gratitude.

I don't think Chris can do this. I don't think he's capable of showing any gratitude. Also, I think this "Alex" is probably an imaginary friend of his anyway.

 

[soIregistered]

If "Alex" is a real person and "Alex" is reading this, then "Alex" should punch them self in the face for enabling.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Brother, "Alex" may not exist and Chris might have purchased them himself. Would not be the first time, man.

No way, Brother. I have it on good authority that Alex is a True and Honest as Chris is! I have proof!

Spoiler

 

[soIregistered]

No way, Brother. I have it on good authority that Alex is a True and Honest as Chris is! I have proof!

Spoiler

"Alex" has familiar boobies.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

This isn't Chris related but as crash pointed out... those two brown blocks in front are clearly just moulded to look like they have a brick texture. Is Lego really that stingy with parts that they wouldn't put a half-dozen of those little flat 1x2 blocks to stack up and accomplish the same effect?

They're parts that appeared somewhat recently. It's not the same effect, actually.
Pretty neat for fireplaces.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

He meant to say 'Alec' but Chris'ed it up.

 

[Cid Highwind]

I love that he self-reports that he 'gets the irony and the joke,' but not the fact that it comes at his expense.

The only "joke" Chris "gets" is that someone quoted him saying "haters to the left". Other than that, every single fucking aspect of this is lost on him.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"Ages 5-12"

 

[Anchuent Christory]

"Ages 5-12"

Seems about right.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Kengle remains to be the worst.

Carry on.

 

[Owlflaps]

Instead of throwing pennies at him, we should yell "Sonichu is dead!" And throw cheap lego sets at him.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Instead of throwing pennies at him, we should yell "Sonichu is dead!" And throw cheap lego sets at him.

He'd be hyped about getting free lego though.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

He'd be hyped about getting free lego though.

He was also hyped about getting free pennies.

 

[bradsternum]

It can't bother only me that he said "I get the irony and the joke." Why couldn't he say "I get the irony." Or "I get the joke."

Because he likes to sound smart and intelligent. Using more redundancy more is what Chris does to sound smart.

 

[Ahffline]

He was also hyped about getting free pennies.

If Chris had only learned to save pennies, he wouldn't be beg demanding Legos on Facebook.

 

[Seahorses]

You know how it do Chris:

Go get it!

Get that money! Get that money! Get that money!