I would live in a different universe where Erza does the same thing either Budd Dwyler or Kurt Cobain did with their respective shotguns.
Dwyer used a revolver, but go on.
Yes, but still, the universe where Ezra Miller on suicide watch would still be an interesting universe
And we're throwing your autistic ass into the volcano as well! We need a virgin sacrifice.
I like the odds of that. The question is this, how hot is the volcano you're throwing me into?
The fact that The Flash is a complete failure (even years before launch) still makes me happy. I'm more excited for the total capeshit death.
And thus the Synderverse* ends not with a bang, or a whimper, but with the sounds of Ezra Miller throwing chairs at people.
*Cracks open white monster can* The only Flash I want to see is Flash Gordon.
It was pure retardation continuing to sink promo money into this turd, almost like Stockton Rush ploughing on while all the red lights were on and the hull was making sounds like gunshots.
Good luck doing that without a soundtrack at least as good as the one Queen gave the 1980 Flash Gordon.
Kill capes. Behead capes. Roundhouse kick a cape into the concrete. Slam dunk a cape baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy capes. Defecate in a capes food. Launch capes into the sun. Stir fry capes in a wok. Etc. etc.
R.I.P.D was actually alright. I mean it wasn’t Goodfellas but it was a neat flick on a Friday night. It was better than like all of that shit on that list, too.
I’m doing a double post I’m a maverick
"Pick it up" lol remember when you had to actually do that?
