🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Retarded Potato]

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Someone really needs to be monitoring their grandmas internet usage. What even is the question here?

The underlying question is: am I normal for having hemorrhoids due to the fact that I am a fat fuck that eats everything and anything? Do you fellow fat fucks also suffer from this gross condition I am talking you about on a group full of strangers with my name and surname attached?

 

[Beluga]

Every post of every FB haydur group: "I was on the toilet earlier (I know gurls, TMI LOL XD), wiping myself for the fourth time in two hours (I suffer from CPTSD, anxiety, depression, BPD and IBS because when I was 4 my mom called me the B-word and I pooped myself so now whenever I'm slightly nervous I have to go to the washroom) and as I was grabbing the second roll of toilet paper (Cottonelle only in this house gurls, I tell you it's DA BOMB) it made me think: how long does it take Amber to wipe herself?!?! I know, I'm so quirky lmfaoooooo BTW I also lost 50lbs and I now weigh a svelte 250lbs #gome"

Give me all the puzzle pieces, pls

 

[Angel Dust]

I find this extended amber speech cringe af. Also who eats 6 eggs by themselves? Another rare male haydur apparently.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I find this extended amber speech cringe af. Also who eats 6 eggs by themselves? Another rare male haydur apparently.

6 eggs plus pork chops... jesus, sounds like it's already "amberized"

 

[Angel Dust]

6 eggs plus pork chops... jesus, sounds like it's already "amberized"

Sounds like he boiled the eggs in milk. What henious.......

 

[Autisticats]

Another asspatting session fuelled by being better than amber.
I’m dissapointed though, there was no “i’m a torrid size 4 and look waaaaaay better than amber in it”

 

[Whale Spotter]

Another asspatting session fuelled by being better than amber.
I’m dissapointed though, there was no “i’m a torrid size 4 and look waaaaaay better than amber in it”

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Don't forget the never ending list of illnesses that they need to share in order to PL.

 

[FatalTater]

I'm awesome because I overshare my fuckups that no one really cares about on the internet, I'm fat but not that fat and because I'm not Amber! Please validate me with a 'like!'

How do these people even...

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Sounds like he boiled the eggs in milk. What henious.......

LOL no. I think he made scrambled eggs. You mix the eggs with milk before scrambling them.

Another asspatting session fuelled by being better than amber.
I’m dissapointed though, there was no “i’m a torrid size 4 and look waaaaaay better than amber in it”

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>I'm three years sober from drug addiction

So... you're Kristine Reid tier "awesome" human? Congrats.

 

[D_Tractor]

Must watch kino from Orange Queen. One of the best haydur videos ever made.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wxJWapegiLYMust watch kino from Orange Queen. One of the best haydur videos ever made.

I can't get past the grammatical errors to give a comprehensive opinion on why this was so aggressively mediocre.

The best edit ever made covering the Hamberverse characters is this one by Kateness the Greatness.

 

[Sade's Pearl]

Is there no reddit at all anymore? I know the orange chicken one just recently got banned.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Is there no reddit at all anymore? I know the orange chicken one just recently got banned.

There are a few

r/haydurnation

R/amberlynnreidYT

R/alr_fanclub

R/Haydurcommunity

I keep finding more. All of them are pretty dead tho. Sorry for no archives.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Jocelyn Noyes lost 300lbs? So she no doubt got the surgery. She may be slightly better than Amber but not by much. If you let yourself get 300lbs overweight (or 300lbs at all) you're a fucking loony.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Sup haydurs. So I was in hospital and the doc called crime scene cleaners to help scoop the necrotic matter from my bed sores (it's my chronic fibromyalgia and morgellon's disease) because he could not handle it mentally by himself and that got me thinking about Amber and how when she's 100 elbees more than me and a fat pig, her necrotic matter must be so much worse and how it's all her fault for being so fat and not ever taking responsibility

 

[Dead Eye]

I love how these chicks aren't even having fun anymore but don't really seem to care. It's like a group of cul de sac moms who get together every week to argue about soap operas, even though they never agree on anything and resent each other more with every passing week.

 

[Angel Dust]

All of these people seem to base their self worth on popping out kids and not being as fat as amber. What an exciting life.

 

[draculasestateagent]

I dunno Leslie could it be that you spend way too much time typing and posting about a random fatty on the internet and your phone has just adapted to your vocabulary? of course not your phones just broken!

 

[Whale Spotter]

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Jocelyn Noyes lost 300lbs? So she no doubt got the surgery. She may be slightly better than Amber but not by much. If you let yourself get 300lbs overweight (or 300lbs at all) you're a fucking loony.

Jocelyn thinks she is awesome because she can do things for herself like any other human.

The bar is below sea level with these bitches.

 

[Red Mask]

Another asspatting session fuelled by being better than amber.
I’m dissapointed though, there was no “i’m a torrid size 4 and look waaaaaay better than amber in it”

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And yet Amber makes more money than they do. :p