🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Cup Noodle]

I read that as L. Ron Hubbard at first. imagine my dissapointment.

 

[Reverend]

I read that as L. Ron Hubbard at first. imagine my dissapointment.

Not even the SeaOrg has room enough on the White Fleet to house that land whale.

 

[Don Yagon]

I didn't realize women could look like troons without having a penis but here we are.

That's what fat does to you. Obese amorphous blobs is the closest to "non-binary" that humans can be.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Decent work on the part of OP. Also the dude in the top of this looks like the living incarnation of le /pol/face

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Decent work on the part of OP. Also the dude in the top of this looks like the living incarnation of le /pol/face
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He’s sexy and he knows it


Now that I think about it, Liz probably was NOT just accidentally at the border of Canada. Everyone’s favorite Egyptian, Nader, lives in Montreal. I’m guessing she tried to go visit him, but once the border patrol said “LOL nope”, she tried to go back to Cali and ended up in Missouri with the poor fool who took her in.

It’s not as weird as it sounds. She would be the second schizo from Cali to visit Nader (although the first ended in a rape accusation. Normally I would caution this dude to be more careful, but I don’t give a single fuck about him. Play stupid games, etc.).

 

[Itspinklava]

I don’t doubt that she tried to go visit Nader. She looks like his type.

Her Instagram is filled with her poetry. Such gems as: And I drank


She seems to have a book coming out on August 1st

Spoiler: IG poetry dump

Love the dead link to a gofundme in her IG profile


Edit to add: nice to see she’s still active on Chantal’s thread:

 

[IsButterACarb]

I have a bone to pick with a frequent flier in the reaction channel chats (FFG, Charlie, Pulpy etc) and I'm not sure where to get my annoyance out so I'm going to do it here, but behind a spoiler. If there's somewhere better to be annoyed about non-VIB watchers, please let me know.

Spoiler: Listen, "Badussy[enter_not_funny_joke_here]"....

The name may have gotten a genuine chuckle out of reactors and viewers months ago....but it's not funny. It's just not. fucking. funny. It's weird that you pay at least 4 different reactors $1.99 almost daily to announce your presence in the chat and to show off your new, still not funny, name. The reactors you are ~*paying*~ to laugh at your weird joke don't even try that hard to laugh anymore. I'm doing this because I care. If you can't detect that Charlie is reaching into the depths to find a chuckle, that FFG is yawning as she fake cackles, and that Pulpy straight up just says "yep, crazy name you got there..." then please, listen to me. I know you read this thread. Just stop, babe. It's starting to make me feel embarrassed for you. Badussy isn't going to happen again. It was funny 6 months ago. It's just weird now.

Thank you for your time.

Edit: thank you for moving this and for introducing me to this thread. I have tunnel vision on this site, gotta stop that.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

In case anyone thought the “votes for Kanye” thing was a joke…

I’m not posting all this shit, because there’s about 100 posts saying the same exact thing.

Of course she’s still active on Chantal’s thread. Kanye actually has security and bodyguards. Much easier to stalk the lolcows (how far is Missouri from Amber in Kentucky I wonder).

Bonus: Best teacher in America! That’s why she was fired quit!

 

[Miltank]

Here we go...

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Almost 40 comments and you only gave us 3

Spoiler: comments

 

[IsButterACarb]

Here we go...
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"Annie Simmons: This is horrible thing to say"

We are horrible people here, Ms. Simmons.

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KF was absolutely fine for them when they thought it was just a place for asswipes to talk about dying, enormous wastes of flesh. But once they saw that we also think some of them are a bunch of bullshit?
They've clutched their pearls to mica dust.

Also, here's hoping that since the cat is out of the box mountain Badussy Crusty Musty Twisty Pissty Green Peen will see how unfunny her joke has been, and always will be.

I wrote that because you're turning into a lolcow yourself. Badussy Dingleberrys Queen of Starfishing.

Can you see how even less funny those names are on here? Because those are *actual* names you've paid for reactors to read out loud.

 

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SJAM FELT LED ON BY FOODIE BEAUTY​

For those of you who might not be following the Chantal thread because of various reasons; one of her biggest donators decided it was a good idea to visit Foodie Beauty because he's a drunk with no life who thought he had something special with Foodie Beauty. (Cross-posting with the Chantal thread)

Yeah this guy is a creeper. Unpopular opinion but if Chantal weren't a cow this guy would be watched himself with things like denying being a feeder or having a fetish a couple of times. "I was 16 or 17 at the time which like now that I think about it I don't even know if that's legal." "I said I was drunk a lot so it doesn't count!" "I logged on to double my subscribers, maybe I should do reactions too." "She's only doing it for money!" "I did clickbait the lives!" "So what I was a 17 year old hanging out with 40 year old's, who cares?"

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

I’m putting this here because this truly is exceptional.

Today Chantal added an update to her community post abt a Catfish scammer she’s been playing with for a few days on Instagram.

Needless to say the response is as you’d expect from the Haydurs.

Spoiler

Errr, hi Brenda, I think that second pic is also fake … I worry abt people like Brenda.

I don’t think they got the point.
Ya know, I think maybe Chantal is smarter than these people after all. She knows how to whip them up into a frenzy by doing very little.

It’s a catfish Luciano, this guy isn’t under witness protection and in hiding from the Gay Mafia of San Francisco. Calm down.

I think the point is that this catfish will be whoever she wants them to be???

Nader looks down on everyone.

It’s Instagram not a dating site.
These messages are so common to get, that and the Sugar Daddy guys who just want to give you money cause they’re really nice guys and you don’t need to send them nudes or anything…What Nice guys.

Wasn’t Bibi the guy who she cheated on Peetz with??? Not exactly a great moral guide there.

Better Betty going to the biggest reach.



Flora I’m also concerned about. She comments on every single Chantal Cp & video upload yet cannot remember the other posts about this catfish scammer.
It’s crazy how they turned this catfish into a victim simply because Chantal exposed them, Exceptional work.

She cheated on Peetz too, she doesn’t discriminate, Nina.

She’s trolling you all, Ali.

Literally no one outside the US knows what Juneteenth is.

Truly Exceptional.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I’m putting this here because this truly is exceptional.
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Today Chantal added an update to her community post abt a Catfish scammer she’s been playing with for a few days on Instagram.
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Needless to say the response is as you’d expect from the Haydurs.

Spoiler

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Errr, hi Brenda, I think that second pic is also fake … I worry abt people like Brenda.
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I don’t think they got the point.
Ya know, I think maybe Chantal is smarter than these people after all. She knows how to whip them up into a frenzy by doing very little.
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It’s a catfish Luciano, this guy isn’t under witness protection and in hiding from the Gay Mafia of San Francisco. Calm down.
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I think the point is that this catfish will be whoever she wants them to be???
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Nader looks down on everyone.
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It’s Instagram not a dating site.
These messages are so common to get, that and the Sugar Daddy guys who just want to give you money cause they’re really nice guys and you don’t need to send them nudes or anything…What Nice guys.
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Wasn’t Bibi the guy who she cheated on Peetz with??? Not exactly a great moral guide there.
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Better Betty going to the biggest reach.
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Flora I’m also concerned about. She comments on every single Chantal Cp & video upload yet cannot remember the other posts about this catfish scammer.
It’s crazy how they turned this catfish into a victim simply because Chantal exposed them, Exceptional work.
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She cheated on Peetz too, she doesn’t discriminate, Nina.
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She’s trolling you all, Ali.
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Literally no one outside the US knows what Juneteenth is.
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Truly Exceptional.

Chantals viewers/stans proving just how much more stupider they are than her.
Like you said, truly exceptional.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Also, here's hoping that since the cat is out of the box mountain Badussy Crusty Musty Twisty Pissty Green Peen will see how unfunny her joke has been, and always will be.

I wrote that because you're turning into a lolcow yourself. Badussy Dingleberrys Queen of Starfishing.

Can you see how even less funny those names are on here? Because those are *actual* names you've paid for reactors to read out loud.

Awhile back, someone told her it wasn't funny anymore and she got really upset and started superchatting the reactors to say she would "not be bullied blah blah blah." I think since then, everyone has ignored her and the reactors fake a laugh at her stupid names. She claims to be on OF and makes over $200k a year from it.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

She’s on the move again.

But don’t worry, her tranny son is safe. And the person she was staying with, Gina, would like you to know that Yellowstone is erupting or some shit, who knows.

 

[BelUwUga]

I'm not going to pretend to be a doctor but if one were to convert these symptoms into a bingo sheet we'd have a winner here:

 

[bubble wrap]

I have a bone to pick with a frequent flier in the reaction channel chats (FFG, Charlie, Pulpy etc) and I'm not sure where to get my annoyance out so I'm going to do it here, but behind a spoiler. If there's somewhere better to be annoyed about non-VIB watchers, please let me know.

'Listen, "Badussy[enter_not_funny_joke_here]"....'
The name may have gotten a genuine chuckle out of reactors and viewers months ago....but it's not funny. It's just not. fucking. funny. It's weird that you pay at least 4 different reactors $1.99 almost daily to announce your presence in the chat and to show off your new, still not funny, name. The reactors you are ~*paying*~ to laugh at your weird joke don't even try that hard to laugh anymore. I'm doing this because I care. If you can't detect that Charlie is reaching into the depths to find a chuckle, that FFG is yawning as she fake cackles, and that Pulpy straight up just says "yep, crazy name you got there..." then please, listen to me. I know you read this thread. Just stop, babe. It's starting to make me feel embarrassed for you. Badussy isn't going to happen again. It was funny 6 months ago. It's just weird now.[/SPOILER]

Also, here's hoping that since the cat is out of the box mountain Badussy Crusty Musty Twisty Pissty Green Peen will see how unfunny her joke has been, and always will be.

I wrote that because you're turning into a lolcow yourself. Badussy Dingleberrys Queen of Starfishing.

Can you see how even less funny those names are on here? Because those are *actual* names you've paid for reactors to read out loud.

Badussy shows up near the beginning of every stream. They are as obsessed with Chantal's bodily secretions as she is, and it has gone from unfunny to a little bit creepy. They are really doing the most to make sure they get attention, and they're doing it everywhere. The thirst is embarrassing. Please notice me, pleeaaaaase.

This is like that one kid in elementary school who brings their father's raunchy porn stash to show everyone during recess. It gets the other kids' attention, but they all still think you're gross.

What makes people turn out like this?

 

[SarsCUTE69]

You dont want to date blackies> you are racist
You want to ONLY date blackies>you are racist
Welcome to internet where you can only lose.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Awhile back, someone told her it wasn't funny anymore and she got really upset and started superchatting the reactors to say she would "not be bullied blah blah blah." I think since then, everyone has ignored her and the reactors fake a laugh at her stupid names. She claims to be on OF and makes over $200k a year from it.

Yeah, I saw her at the beginning of one of FFG's recent livestreams and Rage Potato sounded even less enthused about the name of the day than she does to hear her trauma-dumping audience's horror stories about domestic violence and narcissistic abuse. You can tell because the pitch of her voice goes higher but the inflection is just flat as she says "Ooooh, well, that certainly is something that probably happens Badussy thanksforthesuperchat!" or something equally inane and noncommital.

At this point she should probably just retire the shtick and permanently change her name to something like "The OG Badussy" (or something like that) and leave it there.