Ever sneeze so hard your taint muscles hurt?

No, but one time I had the bubble guts, ran to the bathroom and as I was sitting down sneezed so hard I crapped.
It was pretty amazing, thank god I didn't pull a Ralph.
One time, I deliberately pulled down my pants and shat myself right outside a preschool that was having recess. The kids were all scarred for life.

Don't admit shit like that online.
 
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