💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Trombonista]

Wait, why is the boy named Kenko and not, say, Kenji? I know -ko used to be a gender neutral name ending, but these days it's exclusively feminine.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Wait, why is the boy named Kenko and not, say, Kenji? I know -ko used to be a gender neutral name ending, but these days it's exclusively feminine.

"Kenko Sukoyaka" translates to "Healthy Healthy". "Kenko" (健康/ケンコー) means "health," and "Sukoyaka" (すこやか/健やか) is an adjective meaning "healthy". Both names in Japanese are a play on the idea of being healthy, fitting for the character who rejects junk food.

• Kenko (健康): Means "health".
• Sukoyaka (健やか): Means "healthy".

It is some incredibly braindead wordplay by Alex. In other news, today is the day that ends with "y".

 

[Trombonista]

Ah, so it's Kenkou. Still not an actual name, though. He could use the same kanji for ken and name him Kenji or just Ken, but we all know he won't.

 

[demicolon]

Isn't "Ryoba" an utterly nonsensical Japanesque name Alex came up with that's supposed to mean "bodyguard" but is complete gibberish?

 

[Trombonista]

Isn't "Ryoba" an utterly nonsensical Japanesque name Alex came up with that's supposed to mean "bodyguard" but is complete gibberish?

Worse, it means "mother".

 

[demicolon]

Worse, it means "mother".

Well well well it seems I've messed up my messed up pseudo-Japanese names, which means I'm worse than YANDEREDEV...

I've meant "Raibaru" unless I'm too drunk to get that right right now, AGAIN.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Well well well it seems I've messed up my messed up pseudo-Japanese names, which means I'm worse than YANDEREDEV...

I've meant "Raibaru" unless I'm too drunk to get that right right now, AGAIN.

"Raibaru" is just japanese pronunciation of the word "rival," Alex just did that as a reference to how Rai reuses the model from the placeholder rival before Osana was implemented.

 

[ForerunnerAI]

Hey, why doesn't Yandere Dev just sell off Yandere Simulator? At his peak, he earned 4,000 a month. Now, it's 1,300 something. Which is still too much. And it's not enough to live off of in California.

Most people wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole, including everyone who ever worked with him in the past. He complains he gets treated with scorn everywhere he he goes.

Let's say he sells it off. It would have already been damaged goods before, but ever since he was exposed as a cupcake enjoyer? Even more damaged goods. But someone more competent than him would no doubt finish the game in half or a quarter of the time Alex developed it.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Let's say he sells it off. It would have already been damaged goods before, but ever since he was exposed as a cupcake enjoyer? Even more damaged goods. But someone more competent than him would no doubt finish the game in half or a quarter of the time Alex developed it.

This would require him to find the perfect overlap between a party competent enough to complete the game while also willing to disregard the horrendous baggage of his own reputation, along with that of the game itself. Moreover, it would also force him to acknowledge his own incompetence and finally concede that he alone could not finish it; of course, he would not be nearly as grave a lolcow as he is if this were the case.

The TinyDev collab is probably the only chance he could have had toward something such as that, but, as often expressed before, he was still too unwilling to come to terms with his own retardation, and decided to split away from them outright when the assistant programmer attempted to salvage his code into something better. He has had at least 2 (I think) more grooming scandals since then and continued to make an ass of himself online, so the likelihood of anyone willing to offer assistance as TinyDev did is almost certainly nil by this point.

 

[ForerunnerAI]

This would require him to find the perfect overlap between a party competent enough to complete the game while also willing to disregard the horrendous baggage of his own reputation, along with that of the game itself. Moreover, it would also force him to acknowledge his own incompetence and finally concede that he alone could not finish it; of course, he would not be nearly as grave a lolcow as he is if this were the case.

The TinyDev collab is probably the only chance he could have had toward something such as that, but, as often expressed before, he was still too unwilling to come to terms with his own retardation, and decided to split away from them outright when the assistant programmer attempted to salvage his code into something better. He has had at least 2 (I think) more grooming scandals since then and continued to make an ass of himself online, so the likelihood of anyone willing to offer assistance as TinyDev did is almost certainly nil by this point.

I only know of the one scandal where he told the girl "Mother Nature sexualizes minors". I need to know about the other 2.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I only know of the one scandal where he told the girl "Mother Nature sexualizes minors". I need to know about the other 2.

Some links in the OP cover it, which also refreshed my memory of it a bit:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/evaxep...r-stuart-mahan-cannotgoogleme.19311/page-2371
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/evaxep...n-cannotgoogleme.19311/page-2274#post-9739157

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hey, why doesn't Yandere Dev just sell off Yandere Simulator?

Because A - nobody is willing to buy it (at least it seems so), B - he will never ever sell it. It would be like for Chris to sell Sonichu - figurative death. But yeah, I remember Alex saying that someone has offered 250k for the rights on YS, but... Come on, really? It was probably a troll or it was actually the price he offered and now plays it off like it was the other way around. It is all Unity trash, why would someone buy his dead code instead of just purchasing rights for the models and calling it Lovesick like he always wanted to? Well, because his haters are usually bigger lolcows than him, but whatever.

And it's not enough to live off of in California.

Why would he care? Mommy and daddy are paying his bills.

This would require him to find the perfect overlap between a party competent enough to complete the game while also willing to disregard the horrendous baggage of his own reputation, along with that of the game itself. Moreover, it would also force him to acknowledge his own incompetence and finally concede that he alone could not finish it; of course, he would not be nearly as grave a lolcow as he is if this were the case.

Again why would anyone go through the hoops of negotiating with this retard if it is easier to just make a similar game? And I mean easier, not that it is easy, especially for a bunch of teenagers who just want to spite Alex.

I only know of the one scandal where he told the girl "Mother Nature sexualizes minors".

💼 Careercow Tema 'EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme'

10 de Abr, 2016

Let's find out!​

Alexander Stuart Mahan is the perfect example of why lolcows and mainstream success are like water and oil. Several times throughout his life stars aligned perfectly to let him make a name for himself, but every time he pissed it all away due to his arrogance, thin skin and lack of judgement. Furthermore, just like Chris, Alex wasn't able to truly grow up, learn from his mistakes and start taking responsibility for his actions. This is why even in his posts from over a decade ago you can easily recognize the same Alex Mahan who is known as a...

• Juan But Not Forgotten
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Reacciones: x 156 x 22 x 25 x 2 x 3 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 2 x 1

It is the same shit since he told that to Jelly and in context it was way worse than this.

I need to know about the other 2.

Read this or watch this.

The TinyDev collab

TinyBUILD lol.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

TinyBUILD lol.

My memory of this guy really is getting rusty, damn

 

[Big Money Dog]

Excellent writing.

 

[Megami Skankou]

Last logged in/followed the game in 2018, is it done yet?

 

[Mar618]

Last logged in/followed the game in 2018, is it done yet?

In 3 more years, he'll finish Kizana.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Last logged in/followed the game in 2018, is it done yet?

Yes, we were merely LARPing all those years like it did not. Got ya!

 

[lumaleelumabop]

November 18 bug fixing build (archive)

Oops – there were a handful of embarrassing bugs in the previous build, so I’m uploading a new build where those issues should be resolved.

To read a list of everything that was fixed in this update, scroll down past this beautiful illustration by Yuri Kobayashi!


The image depicts Budo heading to school with Yuri’s OC! I love it when people draw their OCs interacting with Yandere Simulator characters – and I think it looks like a very cute and sweet moment!

Fixes​

• If the player stood next to any part of the environment with a collider and picked up an item while another item was nearby, the 2nd item might have teleported to the player, if the player + collider + two items were a specific distance away from one another. This bug has been fixed.
• In the last build, I attempted to update the artwork used on the “STAGE’S CLOSED” sign, but I accidentally replaced the artwork for the “POOL’S CLOSED” sign, instead. The artwork for both signs is now correct.
• If the player kidnapped both a male student and a female student, spoke to one, then tortured the other, the tortured student would speak with the opposite gender’s voice. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player wrapped a member of the Sports Club in a bodybag while the Sports Club member was wearing a gym uniform, a bald head could be seen poking out of the bodybag. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player buried a student’s corpse in the gardening club, saved, loaded, and entered the police investigation cutscene, the cutscene would loop indefinitely. This bug has been fixed.
• On any day when a memorial was held at school for a dead student, the gym’s doors would be unresponsive for a short period of time before becoming interactive. This bug has been fixed.
• In Custom Mode, the player can choose the texture of the gym uniform. However, the protagonist’s gym uniform was remaining the default. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player activated “Non-Human Mode,” it would become impossible to take a photo that counted as a photo of a student’s face. This bug has been fixed.
• On any day when the player arrived at school late, the player would see Raibaru running around in front of the school gate. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player went to the guidance counselor’s office, the camera would spin in a circle indefinitely. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player attacked a student with a scythe, the scythe would not become bloody. This bug has been fixed.
• Pose Mode stopped working. This bug has been fixed.

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zevha drew Osana in a perilous situation!


Poor Osana…but I like the art style!

 

[N Man]

Hey, why doesn't Yandere Dev just sell off Yandere Simulator? At his peak, he earned 4,000 a month. Now, it's 1,300 something. Which is still too much. And it's not enough to live off of in California.

Most people wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole, including everyone who ever worked with him in the past. He complains he gets treated with scorn everywhere he he goes.

Let's say he sells it off. It would have already been damaged goods before, but ever since he was exposed as a cupcake enjoyer? Even more damaged goods. But someone more competent than him would no doubt finish the game in half or a quarter of the time Alex developed it.

I believe that after the TinyBuild fiasco and Alex's many scandals, including the grooming one, Yandere Simulator has become a hot potato that no one really wants to touch and a symbol of how not to design your game. It's one of those few IPs where you're not thinking first about the product itself, but about its creator and many scandals. Not to mention, we're talking about selling off rights, not the product itself, because come on, every game studio would have to recreate this game since it is a technical shitshow and you can't really work with that. On top of that, the novelty of Yandere Simulator is long gone, and Alex would never sell it anyway.

 

[Nord15$]

Here I am getting older and older waiting for this to be done. I swear I'll be a old man when it's complete