🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Apteryx Owenii]

"Well you can think all you want with... your... thinking brain..."

What an articulate 'preacher'.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

"You're a bunch of stupid tards out there in California running YouTube and you wonder why you got shot up." says the good Christian prophet of God.

Our great American Hero has made an appearance providing some interesting details about Bob's stench that he leaves on furniture. This is a must-watch.

John is replying to this video

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[Kangaroo]

In which RLM claims to be a King now - I wonder where the honorific for that fits in the already long list of honors he lays claims: Evangelist Reverend Doctor....

And he goes on to describe hell where there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth (for those that have teeth) - must admit it sounds like his trailer, except that he has no heat because the furnace is broken and he can't afford to get it fixed, because none of those repair men will do it for free.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This babbling tard is reverting back into an insufferable moaning asshole who constantly complains about everything. At least for a while he seemed more docile from the Neurontin but now he's crying about his shitty furnace and how John should pay for it. I'm excited for the future.

 

[Kangaroo]

When you boil it down RLM comes in 2 flavors:
1. My life sucks, and you's all need to help dig me out of these problems that are predominantly results of my own dumb decisions. And I won't be grateful to anyone who helps me.
2. You all suck and are sinners to boot and you're all going to hell. While I get to go to heaven because God chose me. I know you're all sinners because it says so in the bible - however I don't have to obey these biblical instructions because I'm speshul.

 

[Sc4rface]

When you boil it down RLM comes in 2 flavors:
1. My life sucks, and you's all need to help dig me out of these problems that are predominantly results of my own dumb decisions. And I won't be grateful to anyone who helps me.
2. You all suck and are sinners to boot and you're all going to hell. While I get to go to heaven because God chose me. I know you're all sinners because it says so in the bible - however I don't have to obey these biblical instructions because I'm speshul.

But both of these are available in lecturing and raging, so I'd say 4 varieties. Of these, I think raging-griping is the funniest because he gets shouty and shows us around the trailer. Lecturing-preaching just sucks the life out of me because those usually have a lot of excruciatingly slow Bible reading.

 

[crayolasword]

In a rare moment of clarity Bob has finally admitted that John does help him out.

As far as his Bible reading. Oh my God that’s the worst part of his videos. I see the Bible tracts and know it’s time to fast forward. It’s painful.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

In a rare moment of clarity Bob has finally admitted that John does help him out.
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As far as his Bible reading. Oh my God that’s the worst part of his videos. I see the Bible tracts and know it’s time to fast forward. It’s painful.

Sometimes it's worth sitting through his bible readings just to see how many words he mispronounces

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This man is definitely going backwards in his mental state. He's super triggered about someone telling him he's 300lbs. Clearly visible in this video is his ceiling caving in too. Complaining as usual, this time about his furnace. I don't believe that he isn't 300lbs unless he makes a video showing himself standing on the scale to prove it. If anything, he seems to be AT LEAST 350+lbs.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

This man is definitely going backwards in his mental state. He's super triggered about someone telling him he's 300lbs. Clearly visible in this video is his roof caving in too. Complaining as usual, this time about his furnace. I don't believe that he isn't 300lbs unless he makes a video showing himself standing on the scale to prove it. If anything, he seems to be AT LEAST 350+lbs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jz0uHe5vz9k

REALLY! How much of an effort would it take to tuck the insulation up into the ceiling and insert a $4 panel? Could this guy be any more lazy?
The insulation has been hanging down for years. Maybe there is a CURSE on his ceiling!! Lift that ceiling curse Robert!! Rebuke it!!!
Also, he mentioned in a previous video that the repairman put in a new furnace filter for him. Do you think it's possible that a grown man doesn't know how to change a furnace filter? Is that actually possible? It's equivalent to making a piece of toast and I know he can do that!!!
One more thing.........he's definitely spinning that dial on his scale 3 times!
They could be giving him his weight in kilograms. That would put him at 452 lbs.
That probably what's going on here.
452lbs.......WOW ROBERT!!!!

 

[crayolasword]

There no way he’s 205 unless he’s like 5 feet tall or shorter. He made that video where he was changing clothes and he was wearing double and triple xl clothing.

 

[Mister Moo]

There no way he’s 205 unless he’s like 5 feet tall or shorter.

I've got some hard numbers for you.

Spoiler: Photographic Evidence

I'm thinking this ID was printed out circa 2008-2011, because that's around the times Bob was active with the Tuscarawas Amateur Radio Club.

Here's a pair of photos pulled from some TARC publication or other- first up, 2009.

And this one, from 2011-

I think I'm on safe ground in guessing that Bob's ID photo was taken between 2009-2011. I noticed, Bob's facial hair is consistent with the 2009 photo, but his hair coloring (dye) looks circa 2011.

Here's the other side of that ID.

So- Circa 2010, Bob was five feet, five inches tall, and weighed 219 lbs.

He made that video where he was changing clothes and he was wearing double and triple xl clothing.

Here's a little side-by-side comparison.

I've been ballparking his ( 2018 ) weight at around 240 or 250, as it seems like he's put on 20-30 lbs since that Swiss Festival thingy... But I also feel like I might suck at estimating this sort of shit, LOL.

Anyway, as you can see on the chart, Bob's 2010 weight is just a notch or two shy of "Extremely Obese," and is firmly entrenched in "Obese" territory, if we take his "205lbs" as the gospel truth.

TL;DR - Bob is fat.

 

[lindsayfan]

Goodness gracious, 5'5" ! No wonder Bob can't fix his ceiling-- Jesus cut him off at the knees.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Is it just me, or does Mr. Potato head seem drunk or medicated in his last video? He's goofier than usual.
I cant wait until his next book comes out. I hope the holy spirit learns to spell this time.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

A quick recap of the last few videos
-Bob bitching about his furnace/ a job he was fired from years ago and Rene starts to cry at the end of the video
-Rene's grandmother has passed away and we have Bob exploiting her death to bitch and moan more about Rene's mother's husband. What a piece of work this guy is.
-Rene's mother's husband actually gives Bob money (he gave it to Rene but of course Bob took it) at the grandmother's funeral. Bob seems like he hates having to thank him for this in the last video. He also admits that Rene's mother's husband has a kind heart. I thought he was Satan incarnate?
My how things change when cash is thrown Bob's way.

 

[crayolasword]

I like how Bob still refuses to call John by his name. I guess when you have to admit that John isn’t as evil as you say it’s painful.
Can you imagine if a Fire Marshall showed up at Bob’s house though? I can’t imagine shit piled up everywhere, insulation pouring out of the ceiling and fuel oil leaking/fumes is up to code.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

This man has officially lost his god damn marbles. He's threatening a restraining order against Rene's mother's husband. He's calling the FBI on someone who made a video claiming to see him on a surveillance camera at ALDI. He equates this to stalking. Holy shit his mental state is worse than I've ever seen it. "Lord have mercy on YouTube. You wonder why someone went crazy and went there and shot the place up." So spreading the truth about Bob makes him want to shoot people. Let's not forget about the incident when he threatened to shoot the mayor years back. This man owns a firearm and is a danger to the public. Something to think about.

It seems that he may have developed a tolerance to his Neurontin which may explain why he's been acting out of hand.

Also, thank you Bisexual Ministries (http://archive.is/beRqc). You're amazing! Never SOTP!

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[jenffer a jay]

i am with john on that bob is fan and dumd and need to be locked up with his lovcer tommy

 

[Kangaroo]

Now what is RLMs favorite taunt...
You point 1 finger at me, and there's 3 pointing back at you.

Every time he preaches 2 Timothy 3 I can't help thinking that taught.

 

[crayolasword]

He’s long since lost his mind. He tried to arrest someone over the Internet. He claimed his authority as a fired, ex-security guard gave him the legal authority. I believe it was for this same menacing by stalking bullshit too.