🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So, it's a "shame" you didn't actually do anything to communicate or summarize the contents of this video, because it's actually pretty funny.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lm5vZYjWw6wBasically, for an initial investment of $40, followed by $20/month thereafter, Mr. Whittington is selling advertising on his YouTube, Facebook and Twitter accounts! He'll even make a video for you!

From his video description-
"do you need help with your business to get more income and to get people's to know you ? 1 time setup fee $40.00 and $ 20.00 per mouth helping you get more income for your business and this will run on youtube and facebook and twitter ! white to richard whittington 183 hammond street apt 2 bangor, maine 04401"

You know, if there's a way to guarantee he'd make the video in good faith, I'd totally pay $40 for R.W. to appear in a Bisexual Ministries video/promo. An endorsement from an online luminary such as Mr. Whittington, could really enrich Bisexual Ministries Inc's brand.

You people laugh but I see the new spokesman for Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sc4rface]

http://www.newcomerstown-news.com/local news/2017/04/18/newcomerstown-police-officer-admits-shooting-himself-in-the-arm (https://web.archive.org/web/2019060...police-officer-admits-shooting-himself-in-arm)

OK, this is only tangentially connected to Bob so apologies for that. But I went to read up on this whole incident Bob may be involved in, where the police officer first reported he was shot during a traffic stop but now it is reported that he had shot himself. In the forearm. In a failed suicide attempt. How exactly does one fuck up a suicide that bad? Is the whole county special or something?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

OK, this is only tangentially connected to Bob so apologies for that. But I went to read up on this whole incident Bob may be involved in, where the police officer first reported he was shot during a traffic stop but now it is reported that he had shot himself. In the forearm. In a failed suicide attempt. How exactly does one fuck up a suicide that bad? Is the whole county special or something?

Maybe he mistook his gun for a razor? I got nothin', since first responders generally have to know what's lethal and what isn't.

 

[QT 219]

You know, if there's a way to guarantee he'd make the video in good faith, I'd totally pay $40 for R.W. to appear in a Bisexual Ministries video/promo. An endorsement from an online luminary such as Mr. Whittington, could really enrich Bisexual Ministries Inc's (http://archive.li/tekdb) brand.

Mod edit: Channel was taken down.

 

[Very Honest Content]

http://www.newcomerstown-news.com/local news/2017/04/18/newcomerstown-police-officer-admits-shooting-himself-in-the-arm (https://web.archive.org/web/2019060...police-officer-admits-shooting-himself-in-arm)

OK, this is only tangentially connected to Bob so apologies for that. But . . . How exactly does one fuck up a suicide that bad? Is the whole county special or something?

Obviously god, I mean, God, intervened and Bob used his radio equipment at the exact perfect moment to send a message of faith across the waves that interfered with the mental case with a badge's paid for by the taxpayers radio, that upon hearing said message, the bullet was diverted to a non-lethal path at the last possible instant by the liar accepting salvation into his heart by deciding not to sin most egregiously against the lord.

Yes, I'm suggesting it was a miracle. Bob should pass the plate to rejoice its occurrence to collect tithe as a result.

 

[Sc4rface]

Bob has uploaded a video attacking one Dr. David Jeremiah and calling him a false prophet.

Spoiler

I've never heard of this man before but he appears to be a televangelist of some stripe. In the featured clip Dr. Jeremiah opines that it is not for us to know when the Rapture will come. 'Doomsayer' McKim is naturally ruffled by such blatant disregard for the signs of the end times (i.e. expensive bacon). He is also apparently jealous that people generally seem to believe that Jeremiah has an actual PhD.

Nothing really new in this one, just tedious exegetic sperging.

(You can skip from 4:12 to 6:26, Bob couldn't be bothered to mark the passages he wanted to quote in advance.)

 

[Kangaroo]

More of him confusing "personal tribulation" and "THE Tribulation" - though his personal tribulation seems to be more self inflicted than it is persecution.

And is that Rene's chair that he's sat in?

 

[Yaks]

It is her chair!

Must mean Rene really is dead.

RIP vegetable

the face of a murderer

 

[Mister Moo]

One of the things that kind of bugged me about me, about Bob's CAER Radio Patrol getting shut down, was that I was getting a "This channel is no longer available because it has been closed by the owner." Which is pretty weird, if you think about it. I mean, Bob isn't the type to tuck tail and run away like that. Not really, not unless it's a woman that's got his balls in a vice.

And what woman in Bob's life, would give two shits about Bob's radio channel? Certainly not Rene, the group's vice-president (and 80% of its membership roster). And probably not the ex-wife, who we assume has better things to worry about.

So, why would Bob close his channel like that? About an hour ago, I decided to snoop around YouTube and... He didn't even choose a different name!

That's right, CAER Security Radio Patrol (http://archive.is/sCIhG) is back, ladies and gents! And, from what I can remember, it's only missing a pair of videos- An intro video (where he was all dressed up like a cop) and a "hate crime against Amish" video.

Speaking of which, I happened to save one of them on my channel, Hate Crimes Against the Amish.

Also, here's an image that happened, while I was working on bisexual YouTube stuff.

Pretty freaky.

Mod edit: Fixed video and image.

 

[Sc4rface]

In his latest video Bob rebukes the internet trolls in the name of Jesus, compares himself to St. Paul, belches like a walrus.

Spoiler

Should we pass a hat around and buy Bob a new Bible so these readings might go a bit faster?

 

[QT 219]

In his latest video Bob rebukes the internet trolls in the name of Jesus, compares himself to St. Paul, belches like a walrus.

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8RZA7mGscM

Should we pass a hat around and buy Bob a new Bible so these readings might go a bit faster?

You can get a free Bible from nearly anywhere and they all contain the same information. The only reason Bob would need to buy a new Bible is because it would be shilled by whatever preacher he's gay over. If he was smart, he could literally just Google a scripture and there are websites that will give like 20 different transliterations. But Bob is a huge moron and can't be bothered to do basic shit.

>screams "DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET!"
>logs onto Facebook to prove he's not the cop killer

LOL, Ok Bob.

 

[Sc4rface]

Milky, sticky residue.

Spoiler

Is there a bit of foreshadowing right at the end?

 

[crayolasword]

Bob really needs to let Rene get the care she needs. He has proven himself too damn retarded time and time again to take care of her. I really think the only reason he keeps her around is because he relies on her disability or social security check.

 

[Yaks]

I sincerely believe Rene needs to be in one of those adult homes for the exceptional. She's very clearly visibly not right. Bob mentioned "doesn't anyone want to help who doesn't want to steal her away?" That suggests something like that has probably been brought up before by her doctors and he said no.

 

[crayolasword]

Not to mention he's mentioned on one of his videos that she has mild mental retardation. I'm surprised she's not a ward of the state. I think he was referring to the video John made where he stated if Bob wasn't man enough to take care of her then John would come get her.

 

[Festivusfortherestofus*_0]

Slob could do the right thing and buy Rene a mask, instead of another lime green sweatshirt, jacket or t-shirt, all adorned with useless and outdated patches, for himself.

But, he won't. Because he's a selfish asshole and will complain about this until August or, until Rene dies. Whichever comes first.

She's a welfare check for Slob. No more, no less.

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[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Spoiler: THIS IS WHAT BOB ACTUALLY BELIEVES!

 

[Festivusfortherestofus*_0]

Calling all cars! It's Slob McKim, starring in 'Radio Patrol!"

 

[Mister Moo]

Man... It seems like every time I post one of these to the thread, JHA goes and bumps out another winner!

TL;DW - JHA compares Bob's recent Rebuke the Trolls! video, to Hocus Pocus/Mumbo Jumbo. I doubt Dr. Andrews knows what the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha is- but basically, that's what he's calling Bob's Christian rebukes.

Also, in a play reminiscent of The SingStar Challenge, JHA is challenging Bob to a "preach-off!" I haven't seen or heard anything from RLM that seems like a response to the challenge- so be on the lookout!

You know, there are a lot of differences between the two, for sure (RLM=Hugh Hefner, compared to CWC)... But IMO some of the symmetry is mind-blowing.
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Mod edit: Fixed the first image, second image wasn't archived. The video was titled "Hocus Pocus (AKA Biblestar Challenge).

 

[DavidFerrie]

Man... It seems like every time I post one of these to the thread, JHA goes and bumps out another winner!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-RSlwaUgcbITL;DW - JHA compares Bob's recent Rebuke the Trolls! video, to Hocus Pocus/Mumbo Jumbo. I doubt Dr. Andrews knows what the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha is- but basically, that's what he's calling Bob's Christian rebukes.

Also, in a play reminiscent of The SingStar Challenge, JHA is challenging Bob to a "preach-off!" I haven't seen or heard anything from RLM that seems like a response to the challenge- so be on the lookout!

You know, there are a lot of differences between the two, for sure (RLM=Hugh Hefner, compared to CWC)... But IMO some of the symmetry is mind-blowing.
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Mod edit: Fixed the first image, second image wasn't archived. The video was titled "Hocus Pocus (AKA Biblestar Challenge).

Another parallel with OPL: there's at least one "Liquid Bob" (http://archive.is/tekdb) out there, who is mightily pissing off Pastor Slob with his mountebank broadcasts.