🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[WeeGee]

Sorry for the shit quality, I screen capped it from the video.

Chris telling another lolcow to get a job, that's fucking gold. Also has Chris become A-Log now?
The Kiwi Farms comment almost proves he does lurk here.
Edit: Just learned it's a ween.

 

[bacterium]

So, what are the odds on the mold/fungus being inhaled into her lungs killing her before the sleep apnea does? This is just sad.

Very high. You can survive with sleep apnea. Granted, it can kill you, and you will sleep like shit. But having fungus blown straight into your lungs is almost certainly gonna to kill you.

Sorry for the shit quality, I screen capped it from the video.
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Chris telling another lolcow to get a job, that's fucking gold. Also has Chris become A-Log now?
The Kiwi Farms comment almost proves he does lurk here.

You know that is a ween, right? It's not Chris.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

The Kiwi Farms comment almost proves he does lurk here.

Sweety, honey, poopsie, that isn't Chris. Chris doesn't type that legibly, and it's clearly a ween/idiot.

 

[WeeGee]

You know that is a ween, right? It's not Chris.

Oh alright, my bad. I actually forgot that Chris used a different pic on Youtube.

 

[Null]

Chris telling another lolcow to get a job, that's fucking gold. Also has Chris become A-Log now?
The Kiwi Farms comment almost proves he does lurk here.

Gosh, I wonder what unfunny rectal cancer patient made these comments. Whoever it is would be fucking eviscerated if we knew.

 

[Mister Moo]

Gosh, I wonder what unfunny rectal cancer patient made these comments. Whoever it is would be fucking eviscerated if we knew.

Back when RLM was getting those phenomenally stupid voice-mails and text messages, I got to wondering if it was our very own @bondgirl, trying too hard.

Spoiler: texts (dead images)

Spoiler: Voicemails

They're cued-up - just press play.

Just a pet theory...

Mod edit: Videos fixed. Images can't be retrieved.

 

[Kalpazoid]

Why is this featured?

 

[Cthulu]

Back when RLM was getting those phenomenally stupid voice-mails and text messages, I got to wondering if it was our very own @bondgirl, trying too hard.

Spoiler: texts (dead images)

Spoiler: Voicemails

They're cued-up - just press play.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2W6Fd45S6QY:244https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2WF01Np_9o:78

Just a pet theory...

@bondgirl was incredibly A-loggy. I'd about forgot about them.

Why is this featured?

My guess would be because Null featured it.

 

[Smutley]

Gosh, I wonder what unfunny rectal cancer patient made these comments. Whoever it is would be fucking eviscerated if we knew.

I don't think Total Biscuit knows about Chris tho

 

[nad7155]

Why is this featured?

Because Evangelist Dr. Robert L McKim Sr, from Carrollton OH got an A- on his IQ test.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Haha, Bob slipped up and called the "African American" a colored.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I guess he ran out of bacon down in the Jesus bunker and had to join us godless sinners on the internet again.

But seriously, I've only ever seen two CPAP machines in person. So
I'm not sure this is 100% accurate, but aren't most of those machines designed to be easy to disassemble for a good cleaning? Given we're talking about its use in a nonmedical environment and all, you'd think a rube like Bobbert could manage that much.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I'm sure it's not too difficult if you've got the instructions handy but those have probably disappeared. However, I wouldn't be confident that Bob could assemble a lego set without multiple recorded by Bob calls to tech support if he had instructions.

 

[bacterium]

I guess he ran out of bacon down in the Jesus bunker and had to join us godless sinners on the internet again.

But seriously, I've only ever seen two CPAP machines in person. So
I'm not sure this is 100% accurate, but aren't most of those machines designed to be easy to disassemble for a good cleaning? Given we're talking about its use in a nonmedical environment and all, you'd think a rube like Bobbert could manage that much.

My mom has a CPAP and yeah, it is easy to disassemble. And you can easily get a new hose and mask (with her's anyway). And you are only supposed to use distilled water with it. But they are probably using tap water from a dirty container, and are too lazy to replace parts.

 

[AnOminous]

My mom has a CPAP and yeah, it is easy to disassemble. And you can easily get a new hose and mask (with her's anyway). And you are only supposed to use distilled water with it. But they are probably using tap water from a dirty container, and are too lazy to replace parts.

So she's going to die because this fat, mongoloid son of a bitch is too lazy to clean her CPAP machine.

 

[QT 219]

Things I learned from his sermons:
- There are people who believe in God and people who don't.
- There are people who believe in Satan and people who don't.
- It's okay to fight people who don't agree with you.
- In 1992, he received an education in "LOL ENFORCEMENT."
- You can only criticize him by complementing him.
- He has women's hands.
- His mouth literally farts when it makes an "F" sound.
- He dislocates his jaw to inhale vaporized Arby's clouds.

Mod edit: Video was taken down by Bob.

 

[Sc4rface]

The Battle of the Allergy Syringes rages on. And it's partly CWC's fault.

Spoiler

Is "druggist" a real word?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I looked it up.

A box of 100 syringes costs $18.

Stop being such a cheap cunt, Bob.

 

[glass_houses]

I looked it up.

A box of 100 syringes costs $18.

Stop being such a cheap cunt, Bob.

Aren't the syringes he's talking about preloaded with medication?

 

[Sc4rface]

Do shots even work for dust and spore related reactions? I thought they were for seasonal allergies...