🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[S O T P]

Our favorite retard does a video and actually interviews a neighbor. But does nothing to first respond because he's been told to stay away

https://fb.watch/pjo88cjYRF/

It's hilarious that Slob had no clue of what was going on until he saw flashing lights from his window and then put on his lime green jacket to stumble out of his shithole in the utopian, well-bred community of the trailer park.

He is the obese, greasy-haired, mumbling, repetitive jaw-clicking retard everyone turns to for information about emergencies in Carroll County.

The Care Bear Radio Retard Patrol - - - We have no radios, don't know what's going on, and don't do anything. Donate to our GoFundMe page so we can keep up this important work. P.S.: Send batteries too.

Slob is not looking healthy and I predict that soon the inhabitants of the trailer park will be saying - The retard is on the cart! The retard is on the cart!

And remember, stop doing stupid things.

For example, violating a protection from abuse order, violating probation, and getting locked up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob the “Doctor of Divinity,” “Bible scholar” and “Prophet” started 2024 by stealing IP and posting it without attribution. It’s also an embarrassing example of why he’s done more to turn people off Christianity than he has to “win hearts” for JC:



That is a poor attempt at translating verse 65:12 of Psalms, not 65:11. The actual words are rather amusing when you consider Bob’s out of control diabetes and weight:

 

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Wishing you a cholesterol-laden and urine-soaked 2024 Slob!

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Here's to Tardbert McKim in the New Year. May his Depends be thirsty and pantry overflowing with hoarded food intended for the truly poor and deserving.

 

[S O T P]

Here's to Tardbert McKim in the New Year. May his Depends be thirsty and pantry overflowing with hoarded food intended for the truly poor and deserving.

Only Slob would complain that the free food he steals from food banks isn't the brand names he likes.

And wonders why everyone thinks he an asshole.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I hope everyone remembered to celebrate “Don’t appreciate Bob Day”. If you didn’t, don’t worry. You can celebrate it tomorrow or the day after. Or any day you feel like. Because every day is “Don’t appreciate Bob Day”.

 

[S O T P]

For being clueless about emergency activities in Carroll County, posting spelling/grammar error-laden 2nd and 3rd hand messages on the CARE Bear Retard Patrol page, and, sitting on his fat ass doing absolutely nothing, congratulations to Slob for again winning the "Head Up Your Ass" award.

Spoiler: potentially NSFW

p.s. Does anyone have an update on Billy? Is he still locked up or is he out wandering around wearing an ankle bracelet? (that he'll probably cut off - because it's a bracelet and he thinks it might be worth something - and take it to the same pawn shop his father goes to.)

 

[Dirty Harry]

Still with the boys at the county motel taking their time waiting for a space to open for one of these...

Defendant shall be evaluated for placement in either the SRCCC Program or the EOCC Program, whichever facility is able to accommodate the Defendant first.

https://www.co.tuscarawas.oh.us/tcso/currently-housed-inmates/

Now what are those programs?? (I googled)

The Stark Regional Community Correction center (SRCCC) is a community based correctional facility which provides a cost-effective criminal sanction for eligible, adult felons sentenced by the Common Pleas Courts of Holmes, Stark, Tuscarawas and Wayne Counties. The Stark Regional Community Correction Center is committed to providing high-quality treatment and habilitation services in a highly structured, safe and secure manner.

https://starkregionalccc.com/

The Common Pleas Court Judges refer potential felony offenders and EOCC’s Intake Coordinator conducts an extensive screening process to determine eligibility for placement at EOCC. Once the determination is made, the Intake Coordinator will forward an acceptance or denial letter to the sentencing judge at the time of the offender’s sentencing hearing. The judge has several options at sentencing, jail, prison, community-sanction residential treatment, or community-sanction felony supervision. If the judge sentences an offender to EOCC, they will serve a period of up to six month months or a definite term of six months.

https://eocc41.org/

 

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Still with the boys at the county motel taking their time waiting for a space to open for one of these...

Defendant shall be evaluated for placement in either the SRCCC Program or the EOCC Program, whichever facility is able to accommodate the Defendant first.

https://www.co.tuscarawas.oh.us/tcso/currently-housed-inmates/

Now what are those programs?? (I googled)

The Stark Regional Community Correction center (SRCCC) is a community based correctional facility which provides a cost-effective criminal sanction for eligible, adult felons sentenced by the Common Pleas Courts of Holmes, Stark, Tuscarawas and Wayne Counties. The Stark Regional Community Correction Center is committed to providing high-quality treatment and habilitation services in a highly structured, safe and secure manner.

https://starkregionalccc.com/

The Common Pleas Court Judges refer potential felony offenders and EOCC’s Intake Coordinator conducts an extensive screening process to determine eligibility for placement at EOCC. Once the determination is made, the Intake Coordinator will forward an acceptance or denial letter to the sentencing judge at the time of the offender’s sentencing hearing. The judge has several options at sentencing, jail, prison, community-sanction residential treatment, or community-sanction felony supervision. If the judge sentences an offender to EOCC, they will serve a period of up to six month months or a definite term of six months.

https://eocc41.org/

Two McKim's, continuing to live off taxpayers. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Now what are those programs?? (I googled)

They're called Community Based Correctional Facilites (CBCF).


They help people like Billy dry out fully but also engage in treatment, groups, and classes where they help you recognize why you use and how to avoid those situations. For people like Billy, might actually help.

Are they successful? Enough to justify their existence as an alternative to letting people sit and stew in jail or prison.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Retards like Bob and this guy are always angry and need things to be angry about. Bob's biological son is even more retarded and confined to a group home for special needs adults.

I'm pretty sure William is not his biological son but Bob claimed him in order to get benefits from the government. We also know that Bob was so violent that a judge ruled he have no unsupervised contact with his children under the advisement of expert witnesses like psychologist.

That said, since this is William's first offense, he shouldn't be put into a hardened prison but given this one chance to get his life together and not fuck up anymore.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Retards like Bob and this guy are always angry and need things to be angry about. Bob's biological son is even more retarded and confined to a group home for special needs adults.

I'm pretty sure William is not his biological son but Bob claimed him in order to get benefits from the government. We also know that Bob was so violent that a judge ruled he have no unsupervised contact with his children under the advisement of expert witnesses like psychologist.

That said, since this is William's first offense, he shouldn't be put into a hardened prison but given this one chance to get his life together and not fuck up anymore.

I can't speak for Arkansas but in Texas a first felony, provided it is not 3G (aggravated), is automatically eligible for probation. Their may be exceptions in cases where consecutive misdemeanor convictions (for the same offence) result in the most recent case being upgraded to a felony.

 

[S O T P]

They're called Community Based Correctional Facilites (CBCF).


They help people like Billy dry out fully but also engage in treatment, groups, and classes where they help you recognize why you use and how to avoid those situations. For people like Billy, might actually help.

Are they successful? Enough to justify their existence as an alternative to letting people sit and stew in jail or prison.

Slob's Anger Management Program didn't work out very well. Comparing his earliest videos to his present-day videos, he is as rage-filled and ready to be the recipient of a stun gun as ever. Slob was never able to keep a job because he's a retard, coupled with his confrontational "I'm better than everyone' attitude. Slob is going to yell "I gotta camera, I'm recording you" at the wrong guy and get his face rearranged. Billy, with his extensive record, will never get a job. He'll sit on his couch with a bottle or two of Jack Daniels until he gets locked up again. Well-intended Programs won't change them; they're on welfare for life.

Retards like Bob and this guy are always angry and need things to be angry about. Bob's biological son is even more retarded and confined to a group home for special needs adults.

I'm pretty sure William is not his biological son but Bob claimed him in order to get benefits from the government. We also know that Bob was so violent that a judge ruled he have no unsupervised contact with his children under the advisement of expert witnesses like psychologist.

That said, since this is William's first offense, he shouldn't be put into a hardened prison but given this one chance to get his life together and not fuck up anymore.

Billy was also charged with a probation violation. He's been down this road before.

It's, at least, strike 2.

3 strikes and you're out (or in for a long time) Billy.

ps - It's odd that Slob hasn't made a video to show how much he cares about his son and how he hopes, with the help of his bullshit scam ministry and soul clinic, turns his life around.

Billy is of no use to Slob. Billy can't give him any money.

I saw this headline https://www.cnn.com/us/ohio-woman-fake-cancer-daughter/index.html on CNN this morning and realized we'll soon be seeing another similar headline.

 

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It's a good thing Slob took the time and expense this past summer to fix all the gaping holes in the ceiling and replace all the plastic-covered windows in his trailer to prepare for temperatures like this.

Think of the free fuel oil he's saving HARCATUS from delivering, while also lowering his electric bill by not needing to run his oven to heat the kitchen and electric heaters in the bedroom.

He's always thinking ahead about the best ways to spend Rene's welfare check.

 

[Toasty]

It's a good thing Slob took the time and expense this past summer to fix all the gaping holes in the ceiling and replace all the plastic-covered windows in his trailer to prepare for temperatures like this.

Think of the free fuel oil he's saving HARCATUS from delivering, while also lowering his electric bill by not needing to run his oven to heat the kitchen and electric heaters in the bedroom.
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He's always thinking ahead about the best ways to spend Rene's welfare check.

I feel as mentally deficient as Bob himself right now. It's like the penny has finally dropped. All these times that Rene has mysteriously lost access to her various accounts like Walmart, Amazon fb market place, etc.... bank accounts and needed Bob to manage it for her?
I have been chalking it up to her own incompetence all this time. Too many subscriptions, piss poor internet hygiene, simple stupidiness, when all this time it's been Bob.
You can be bone fucking stupid but still opportunistic. And fucking foul. I'm not particularly sympathetic to her situation. She is clearly wily enough to know better
Edit: must be nice when your functionally comatose cash walrus can't access her own money.

 

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I feel as mentally deficient as Bob himself right now. It's like the penny has finally dropped. All these times that Rene has mysteriously lost access to her various accounts like Walmart, Amazon fb market place, etc.... bank accounts and needed Bob to manage it for her?
I have been chalking it up to her own incompetence all this time. Too many subscriptions, piss poor internet hygiene, simple stupidiness, when all this time it's been Bob.
You can be bone fucking stupid but still opportunistic. And fucking foul. I'm not particularly sympathetic to her situation. She is clearly wily enough to know better
Edit: must be nice when your functionally comatose cash walrus can't access her own money.

She tried accessing money, once. Unfortunately, it was called bank robbery and she was arrested, convicted, and did time.

 

[Kangaroo]

With his latest CareBear FB video, RLM shows that he IS that crazy old man you really don't want to run into. Begging and telling his life story to. On the bright side he can't waddle fast enough if you decide to run.

 

[S O T P]

I feel as mentally deficient as Bob himself right now. It's like the penny has finally dropped. All these times that Rene has mysteriously lost access to her various accounts like Walmart, Amazon fb market place, etc.... bank accounts and needed Bob to manage it for her?
I have been chalking it up to her own incompetence all this time. Too many subscriptions, piss poor internet hygiene, simple stupidiness, when all this time it's been Bob.
You can be bone fucking stupid but still opportunistic. And fucking foul. I'm not particularly sympathetic to her situation. She is clearly wily enough to know better
Edit: must be nice when your functionally comatose cash walrus can't access her own money.

She tried accessing money, once. Unfortunately, it was called bank robbery and she was arrested, convicted, and did time.

With his latest CareBear FB video, RLM shows that he IS that crazy old man you really don't want to run into. Begging and telling his life story to. On the bright side he can't waddle fast enough if you decide to run.

Slob isn't a crazy old man. He's an obese, jaw-clicking, waddling retard in his 50's that looks like a homeless crazy old man in his 80's. Since he raised his GoFundMe radio goal from $2,000 to $3,000 and has yet to raise a dime, the Village Idiot has branched out by handing out pamphlets to beg for money. In Slob's profoundly overinflated opinion of himself, he equates sitting in his car and then waddling around in the parking lot of an auto parts store desperate for someone to talk to him as him as helping. He needs to re-evaluate his standards for what qualifies as help. He also needs to start up a conversation with something other than, I'm making a Facebook video because I have a lot of people on the internet who hate me. Amazingly, from his Special Ed school days of getting the shit kicked out of him every day to the present day, he doesn't see what everyone else sees. He's a retarded obnoxious asshole.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

With his latest CareBear FB video, RLM shows that he IS that crazy old man you really don't want to run into. Begging and telling his life story to. On the bright side he can't waddle fast enough if you decide to run.

Can you please post a link when referring to new content?

Bob is asking for trouble by handing out those pamphlets to strangers. He foisted them on three hacking team members on maneuvers in the area. Does he realize initiating contact means the pamphlet recipients now have a plausible reason to engage? I hope those who show up on his doorstep to drop off donations are wearing and carrying adequate protection.

 

[S O T P]

Can you please post a link when referring to new content?

Bob is asking for trouble by handing out those pamphlets to strangers. He foisted them on three hacking team members on maneuvers in the area. Does he realize initiating contact means the pamphlet recipients now have a plausible reason to engage? I hope those who show up on his doorstep to drop off donations are wearing and carrying adequate protection.

Link: https://www.facebook.com/people/CAER-Security-Radio-Patrol/100064912801456/

He'll eventually be busted for solicitation.