🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Bob’s video about the Mueller coffee maker (notice he didn’t say the name — probably doesn’t know how) is hilarious. The packaging clearly states that the warranty is only valid if purchased from an authorized retailer. It’s not a “scam” just because Bob can’t read. The problem is him, not the manufacturer that stated its terms clearly on the packaging.

I’d bet the hacking team’s annual budget that Bob did not read the warranty terms at all. Instead of raging at the company (whose product is clearly not broken but merely too sophisticated for him to use) he should be reflecting on where he erred and how he can do better next time. But instead Bob is doing his usual shtick — lashing out at others for his own mistakes.

Also when Bob says “my attorneys” he means the prepaid legal service he has paid for over many years. Instead of working, Bob looks for opportunities to sue people and has done it before but hasn’t gotten an amount he could live on for life. This is why he’s always trying to cause car accidents; he’s looking for free money at someone else’s expense, as usual. This is wicked behavior.
 
In todays video, the Evangelist Dr. Dunning Kruger proves without a shadow of a doubt that he has no idea how to pronounce Mueller.
Plus, he still has no idea where the rest of the water goes when he makes coffee.
We also learned the real reason that Bob was fired from his job as a mall cop. Evidently, he was having sex with a red-headed witch and came down with something. Probably a sexually transmitted disease.

The only thing Bob said that was true in today's video was when he said that he's not a genius.........NO SHIT!!

New drinking game for the hackers!!! Drink a shot every time Bob says "your you know what doesn't stink!"
 
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Dr. Long Story Short dijo:
New drinking game for the hackers!!! Drink a shot every time Bob says "your you know what doesn't stink!"
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He should just say the word shit. God doesn't judge what comes out of your mouth but what comes out of your heart.

And he's too stupid to realize where the water goes while brewing coffee and why it's always less after you brew it (hint Bob, pick up the filter AFTER you make the coffee and you'll see it's alot heavier). And some goes with steam as Bob figured that part out. That's why you get roughly 10 cups of coffee out of 12 cups of water poured in.

And his IQ went from 71 to 91....

So God doesn't use the smart people to spread his word but the mentally handicapped? So Bob's a useful idiot to God.
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God only used smart people to write the Bible as 99 percent of people who were alive when it was written were illiterate like Bob is. And then it took intelligent people to copy it from book to book with checksums and such before the days of the printing press. Paul, who was a fraud, knew several languages including Hebrew, Latin, Greek, and Aramaic.
 
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I like the fact that Dr. Dunning Kruger seems to be mocking the fact that I have "Dr." In front of my screen name.
How dare you Bob! I paid $19.99 for that title and I am a real DOCTOR, DOCTOR, DOCTOR.
Oh the Irony!
I showed my wife Bob's video were he seems to be implying that the manufacturers of coffee machines are up to something by somehow stealing a cup of water from it's customers every day.
The fact that a 58 year old man doesn't understand that heating water produces steam and evaporation is way beyond stupid.
She used to tell me that Bob was pulling one over on us, and that he couldn't really be that stupid!
She is now a believer, and often asks me what that "fat stupid guy" is up to.

Now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go.
My humidifier is out of water and I can't figure out where it went.
 
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Which one of you hackers keeps rerouting the mail to annoy Bob? Good job whoever it

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Also look here is a literal retard who is making something of her life and more successful than Bob.
 
Why did Bob doxx an innocent woman? Someone should tell her that this psycho is putting her business online.

Getting the wrong mail happens, but most of us deal with it without putting out a video to whine.
 
You know full well Bob checked it the best he could to see if there was money or something else he could have taken from the package.

As someone commented on his youtube page, he is always so Angwry!! Bob just keeps violating his own Bible over and over and over.

Psalm 37:8
Psalm 37:8, ESV: Refrain from anger, and forsake wrath! Fret not yourself; it tends only to evil.

Proverbs 14:29 ESV

Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding,
but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly.

Ecc 7:9
Be not quick in your spirit to become angry,
for anger lodges in the heart[a] of fools.

Ephesians 4:31​

"Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice."

Colossians 3:8​

"But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth."

James 1:19-20​

"Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger..."
"...for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God."
 
Imagine Bob's disappointment when he carefully open up that package and found AG1, a green supplement drink.
He was hoping for double stuffed Oreos.

Lukewarn Quesarito dijo:
Thanks man, appreciate the suggestion. To be honest I'm completely burned out on the whole religion thing after a cringy atheist phase in my early 20's, but I'll check it out.
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Agnostic Atheism is the only honest position, in my opinion.
Anything else is pretending to know something that you don't know.
 
I hope someone has archived the video where Bob asks for people to come to his home and fight him.

Also: I always watch Bob’s videos on double speed because he speaks so slowly. Just happened to hear him at normal speed and it was a bit of a jolt. I didn’t think it was possible for a human to speak that slowly without being on their deathbed or literally retarded.

Oh…wait.
 
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