🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

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Bob's war against "Christine" continues. I'm just waiting for some ween to show Chris what's going on and convince him that Pastor Bob is really upset at him and not at a sock somebody made.

 

[Yaks]

"When AOL is with the hackers"

Jokes on him, AOL has always been a troll.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

OH GOD I FOUND ONE WHERE HE GOES FULL CAPSLOCK 'TARD RAGE ON JOHN OVER BACON & SAUSAGE

For the uninitiated, "Bob Evans" is a breakfast restaurant chain that prides itself on serving deep-fried, gravy-covered heart attacks to a clientele of mostly families & old people. Denny's is also notorious greasetrap (but it's great when you want pancakes at 2 AM or something hot, fattening, & horrible for you after working the night shift).

Packed lunches are for godless heathens. He needs to eat "real home cooked food" to keep his blood sugar steady.

Nice meme!

Whitney gives good advice but no1curr

Our good buddy John tells it like it is, but Dr. Bob is so sick & tire of his shit. YOU ARE SO DUMB & STUPID, BACON IS NOT SALTY & SAUSAGE IS NOT FATTY.

McDanalds & Bugar King is not good for diabeetus, but Bob Evans & Denny's are A-OK

I nominate "Maybe I should have let my sugar go so low and died when I was younger so I wouldn't be around to tell people how STUPID JOHN HENRY ANDREWS STINKING THINK IS." for random.txt

Joel Ostten may be a televangelist hack, but he's got a point.

lol at the "doctor" who lists his qualifications on the side of his trailer calling a fellow "preacher" a fraud

pictured - shit Bob doesn't eat
#protein #johnisfeg #mccafe

totally healthy what are you talking about

The best part is that Bob continues to be assmad long after John stops responding.

John is a true American hero

BONUS: Bob talks about how he had a near-death experience after being ed by his ex-wife

Related: since viewing his pages, Facebook now gives me tips on healthy eating habits.

I know this was Jesus.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I'm convinced that John Andrews is retired and now his main hobby besides motorcycles is trolling Pastor Bob (his stepdaughter's husband) on facebook.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Cthulu]

Pastor Faggot said "I'm not stupid" " Pathetic"=perfect and tango down

 

[crayolasword]

Oh noes. Where will Christian run to?

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6olsMIZ42UE

No Bob, this is a real Lulsuit.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6olsMIZ42UE

a special guest appearance by Rene

is that a fucking Christmas tree
how much you wanna bet it stays up year-round

I'm convinced that John Andrews is retired and now his main hobby besides motorcycles is trolling Pastor Bob (his stepdaughter's husband) on facebook.

Can't blame him. Guy's just enjoying the same pastime we are.
Look at this magnificent bastard.

Look at him.

 

[meatslab]

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6olsMIZ42UE

Of course he fell for the April Fool's joke.

I like how he didn't read any of it either. Or maybe he did and jumbled up all the words like he usually does.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Wait, doesn't he co-habit with Rene? She has his last name, but I thought they weren't actually married.

lol I just saw this

 

[crayolasword]

I bet the Sheriff's Department is watching his Facebook page. Everybody loves lulz.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Spoiler: Is Kengle messing with him now?

https://archive.is/qzp4E

Edit:
I know he mentioned Kengle in one of his videos, but this looks like Kengle is being a

.

 

[Sc4rface]

lol I just saw this
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Granted, a sacrifice of a goat or a couple of hamsters is often the easiest way to sort out computer problems but I don't think these "adminstrator rites" are biblical.

 

[GS 281]

This is the best new cow all year. Great find.

 

[The Knife]

Is it weird that I'm actually starting to feel a little protective of Chris due to this guy accusing him of stuff he didn't do?

For real, Bob. There is literally an entire wikipedia full of dirt on Chris. You don't have to invent things.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Now Kengle's sticking his spergdick in? This is turning into a real autismnado.

 

[lynx]

someone tell him he can have his facebook group account back if he makes a video of him humping his bible for 8 minutes

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Is it weird that I'm actually starting to feel a little protective of Chris due to this guy accusing him of stuff he didn't do?

Oh, good, I thought it was just me. Chris dindu nuffin Well, this time, anyway.

Now Kengle's sticking his spergdick in? This is turning into a real autismnado.

Nah, it's a troll. The comment doesn't read like Kengle's writing. It's probably @CatParty idk

someone tell him he can have his facebook group account back if he makes a video of him humping his bible for 8 minutes

The best part is that he probably accidentally locked his own dumb ass out of the account in the first place.

 

[lynx]

The best part is that he probably accidentally locked his own dumb ass out of the account in the first place.

That's almost certainly the case, in one of the videos he brings up his page as he talks about it being hacked. On the page you can see some messages and analytical data from Facebook that would suggest he has some level of elevated privileges on the page, because why else would he be able to view post reach and post engagement stats?

Spoiler: Screengrab