🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Toasty]

We all knew Bob was bisexual for years. I guess it comes as no surprise that Rene has been a lesbian hooked up with a busybody named Karen all along.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

According to the trailer park FB group, Bob's neighbors are up in arms that he has been recording them without consent. Between this and the sheet metal assaults on their property, it looks like Bob's imminent departure for federal prison will come not a moment too soon.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

According to the trailer park FB group, Bob's neighbors are up in arms that he has been recording them without consent. Between this and the sheet metal assaults on their property, it looks like Bob's imminent departure for federal prison will come not a moment too soon.

Oddly enough, it'll be the nicest place he's ever lived.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oddly enough, it'll be the nicest place he's ever lived.

Imagine his rage when they don't have his favorite Crisco or Mio water enhancers. I hope Bob likes big gobs of jizzum in his mashed taters. (Lol jk we know he does from his past sexual antics with men across northeast Ohio.)

 

[Toasty]

I simply cannot believe that his freedom fighting self isn't giving Walmart the what for and boldly walking in with his face bared proudly, just like he would at Church

 

[Kangaroo]

Imagine his rage when they don't have his favorite Crisco or Mio water enhancers. I hope Bob likes big gobs of jizzum in his mashed taters. (Lol jk we know he does from his past sexual antics with men across northeast Ohio.)

They'll like that he don't have teeth!

 

[Ride]

Bob's mad about some mail and emails he has been getting:

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

We, the Hackers, are always watching you Bob. Any time, day or night, we are watching and listening.
We have access to all your medical records and all your finances. Everything.
You would be wise not to anger us.......for your own good.
You are officially put on notice.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Just thought of something:

In the nearly 4 1/2 years we've been following Slob, has he ever laughed or even smiled in one of his videos? I can't recall a single instance of either.

I suspect that his deadpan humorlessness is part of his appeal, and makes the trolling and harassment campaigns even more fun for the s.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

Just thought of something:

In the nearly 4 1/2 years we've been following Slob, has he ever laughed or even smiled in one of his videos? I can't recall a single instance of either.

I suspect that his deadpan humorlessness is part of his appeal, and makes the trolling and harassment campaigns even more fun for the s.

If you were Bob, would you ever smile?

 

[Blasterisk]

Bob's mad about some mail and emails he has been getting:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0MjSQzycFqs

Sorry for being a bit slow with the archive, when Phd. Robert Jr. opened his Bible I got high off all the highlighters and went for a real bad trip. I'm sober again and uploading,

Archive:

Spoiler: archived video

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is assmad that he and Rene are getting free products in the mail and reported it to the FBI cyber crimes unit lol. I don’t think the feds are going to waste time explaining to Bob how data-driven marketing works. But imagine surviving Quantico, working your way up through the ranks of the FBI and getting paid to read print-outs of Bob’s emails and KF thread. This is one of the best possible uses of my tax money, surely.

Bob says this is NOT FUNNY. Then why am I laughing so hard?

Wait. I didn’t know Jordan Peterson came out of his coma to reveal that Bob #MeToo’d him. Has Bob ever addressed these allegations?

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

I just read an news article that Jim Bakker is in hot water again. Sounds like his ministry may have illegally recieved 1.7 million dollars intended for coronavirus relief.
Hey Bob, maybe you and Bakker will end up in the same prison and the two of you can shower together.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Just thought of something:

In the nearly 4 1/2 years we've been following Slob, has he ever laughed or even smiled in one of his videos? I can't recall a single instance of either.

I suspect that his deadpan humorlessness is part of his appeal, and makes the trolling and harassment campaigns even more fun for the s.

This is the only time Robert laughs on video during the past 5 years that I'm aware of. I've heard him come close to a laugh when talking about his cat licking medicine off her wound and foaming at the mouth on two different occasions. His mind must be a very cold and dark place.

You can clearly see at the very end of the video that he has sin juices lined up on the shelf. I wonder what his bullshit explanation for that will be.

 

[DavidFerrie]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HCeuK13n0usThis is the only time Robert laughs on video during the past 5 years that I'm aware of. I've heard him come close to a laugh when talking about his cat licking medicine off her wound and foaming at the mouth on two different occasions. His mind must be a very cold and dark place.

You can clearly see at the very end of the video that he has sin juices lined up on the shelf. I wonder what his bullshit explanation for that will be.

Part of his mirthless attitude is probably due to the fact that he has no teeth. You can't work up much of a grin with infected gums alone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What a surprise! Bob's other favorite preacher, Jerry Falwell Jr., is an enthusiastic cuckhold who takes part in bisexual activities with his wife and other men, and finances an LGBTQIA+ hostel in Miami. Someone should do research into why so many evangelists and preachers are cock-hungry sexual deviants like Bob.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

What a surprise! Bob's other favorite preacher, Jerry Falwell Jr., is an enthusiastic cuckhold who takes part in bisexual activities with his wife and other men, and finances an LGBTQIA+ hostel in Miami. Someone should do research into why so many evangelists and preachers are cock-hungry sexual deviants like Bob.

Until I hear Bob denounce Jerry Falwell Jr., I can only assume that Bob fully supports this kind of deviant behavior. The balls are in your court, Robert. I bet you like that shit, you dirty old man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The penny just dropped. Remember when Bob went down to Florida and returned feeling deeply upset, supposedly because he did not get the family heirloom Tupperware when his father died? It looks like he was actually down there for a stay at the Falwells' gay hostel/ministry. Maybe he fell in love with one of the guys he was just supposed to be having no-strings gay sex with, and he was crying over that rather than Tupperware. Or is "Tupperware" a euphemism for the gay butthole container you put your smegma-encrusted penis in while wearing church pajamas and crying out the name of Jesus?

According to Urban Dictionary, "Tupperware party" means:

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.

Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and Bob the evangelist from Carrollton, Ohio to her tupperware party.

 

[Dr. Long Story Short]

The Holy Trinity......... Bakker, Falwell, and McKim.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Holy Trinity......... Bakker, Falwell, and McKim.

Jimmy Swaggart had to die so that Robert L. McKim Jr. might live out his gay sexual fantasies.