Evan Ralph

[Keranu]

Evan Ralph is the brother of Ethan Ralph. Evan suffers from cerebral palsy and is currently living in the care of Mountainview Nursing Home in Spartanburg, SC (source)

Not much is known about Evan. We do know he owns 50% of his father Ronnie's property in Bumfuck, Arkansas and that his brother Ralph has acquired guardianship of Evan to steal ownership of Ronnie's estate.

Ralph has very seldom mentioned his brother. By all indications, Ralph doesn't maintain contact with his own disabled brother. I believe Ralph did live in South Carolina for a period, so I can't imagine he has even seen his brother in the past ten years.

Browsing through the Mountainview Facebook group, I believe I have found pictures of Evan Ralph.

What say you? I definitely see a resemblance to the Ethan and Sandra. He's got the same smile as the Knoxville guntgate photo.

And for fun, here is a month of activities you can expect from the kind folks at Mountainview.

Beats being stuck at the guntshack with his retarded brother Ethan.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Seems like a nice guy with an upbeat attitude. The opposite of Ralph! Ralph should call him more.

 

[Jack Awful]

Seems like a nice guy with an upbeat attitude. The opposite of Ralph! Ralph should call him more.

I wouldn't wish contact with Ralph on anyone.

 

[Keranu]

Seems like a nice guy with an upbeat attitude. The opposite of Ralph! Ralph should call him more.

That was my impression too. It may not be him but the resemblance is pretty striking in my opinion.

I've always been interested in Evan ever since Ralph quietly mentioned him and his situation a couple years ago on the Killstream. I understand wanting to keep family stuff quiet.

However I have always felt this came more out of neglect than privacy. Nothing about Ralph has ever shown he cares about his brother or visits him. We would have heard about him taking a trip to South Carolina every year if he had. Instead he's wasted money flying to Vegas 5 times in the past 4-5 months.

Maybe Evan was able to attend Ronnie's funeral. Not something mentioned by Ralph AFAIK. The Panchos buffet was more important.

I feel for Evan.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

So Ronnie and Sandra made one body retard and one brain retard?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

So Ronnie and Sandra made one body retard and one brain retard?

Evan has MS which was just a bad genetic outcome but considering the alternative, it's hard to judge. This is the future of the white race.

EDIT: Haru looked into it, it's cerebral palsy, not MS. My apologies for the bad info.

 

[Beef Elemental]

• Positive net worth
• Not divorced
• No illegitimate children
• Not addicted to drugs/alcohol/gambling
• Never committed a felony
• Not a convicted sex offender
• Not morbidly obese

Looks like Evan is the more successful brother. It's a shame he doesn't take better care of his brother Ethan.

 

[Keranu]

• Positive net worth
• Not divorced
• No illegitimate children
• Not addicted to drugs/alcohol/gambling
• Never committed a felony
• Not a convicted sex offender
• Not morbidly obese

Looks like Evan is the more successful brother. It's a shame he doesn't take better care of his brother Ethan.

Also has fuller legs, DESPITE being confined to a wheelchair. Ethan Ralph is pathetic.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Also has fuller legs, DESPITE being confined to a wheelchair. Ethan Ralph is pathetic.

>when the brother with cerebral palsy is still healthier than you

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Call me a Karen.
But this thread seems off

 

[Beef Elemental]

Oh shit we have the wrong potato.

Spoiler: Tripp

This one looks more Ralphesque:

 

[Keranu]

Oh shit we have the wrong potato.

Spoiler: Tripp

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This one looks more Ralphesque:
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Lmao wow they all look like Ralph. The one you posted does look more like cerebral palsy.

Can anyone confirm Evan's illness? I thought Ralph said it was cerebral palsy on the Killstream a couple years back, but some people have mentioned MS.

Hope Evan is doing alright.

 

[Null]

If you're going to dox invalids maybe get it right.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

I hope Evan continues his life being comfortable and away from his brother.

I'm curious about one thing now, Can the state ask for Evan's property as compensation for his care or am I thinking of some other insane shit I figured the government would try?

 

[Motherf*cker]

I don't think that his brother with cerebral palsy should be included in Ethan's online shitshow. Nothing to be gained there.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

All these people look genuinely happier than Ethan, I don't care if they're the real Evan but it's good they're being treated well

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm honestly not sure how I feel about this.

Also, I agree the second guy looks more the part and his nose looks more like a Ralphamale nose. The first guy looks competent enough mentally but could be wrong. Ralph got guardianship because Evan is not mentally competent enough to make decisions. The second guy fit that more since he doesn't even look like he knows where he's at.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hearing that Ralph has guardianship of Evan is potentially concerning, and being the nosey type, I’d be relieved to see Evan is safe and healthy and far away from his brother.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shit, this facility was made for Ethan. He definitely qualifies for residence with his multiple mental deficiencies and physical deformities. Maybe they can get a family rate.

 

[Sammich]

If that's the right place, looks like the dude has a decent existence. That's about all any of us could hope for really. Wish the dox was more than "this guy looks like he might be him"