Ethan Ralph's April 24th Contempt Hearing

[Don't bullshit us brother]

lmfao what the fuck is the horse going to do in Mexico.

She ether crawls back to be with her family or streams her self being insulted none stop for money in casa de pig.

 

[SargonF00t]

• Recently, Ralph leaked private messages between him and May where she resents him for 'dragging her into this' - because he basically made her admit to doing it so he can get away with.

This is Meigh at her very finest.

She might not have the sort of intelligence that can make money, but she has that low cunning that can destroy the life of any man who is with her.

I have no doubt that this is just one of many breadcrumbs Meigh has left, knowing that Ralph is so zonked out of his mind, that he will for sure accidentally reveal things that show Ralph got Meigh to lie for him about who sent Faith's diary to the silly Jap Cunt, and Meigh has plausible deniability that she didn't do it on purpose.

Who knows how many other times Meigh got Ralph talking about this on some form on communications application, so that it could be "accidentally" leaked and fuck Ralph in court.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Can't wait for a transcript of the proceeding where Ralph screams "SUCK MY DICK BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT" high on xannys in court.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

California court system combined with the Vickers family's ability to always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory makes this an almost assured total Ralphamale victory. Pop a celebratory xanny for us kiwi sisters, king.

 

[Bepis]

I can't wait to see how Ralph manages to piss the judge off enough to get the book thrown at him, even if that just amounts to no more visitation. I want him to lose just badly enough that he'll be hollering up a storm later without going to jail.

 

[Wooper]

I think if Ralph some how weasels his way out of any repercussions he might have a heart attack from the happy GOD'S PLAN -ing he'd do this time.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

for those following along at home ...

he is defending himself against 34 separate allegations of violating the dvro that faith has against him.

also, compliance with the dvro is one of the stipulations of the child support / visitation order.

Are they dealing with all the violations as one contempt charge or is he charged with multiple counts?

 

[PaladinBoo]

What I think is going to happen today:

• The judge fines Ralph but doesn't give him jail time.
• Ralph goes on Twitter and Cozy declaring total Ralphamale victory over the Vickers for the sole fact that he didn't land in jail.

However, this will actually be a L for Ralph. Ralph does not have the money to pay off even a 1k fine. He is going to be demanding that his pay piggies pay off his fine and will be doing whatever he can on stream in order to get the money to pay it off. Who knows. Maybe a pay pig will make him suck dick live on air for a 100 usd.

 

[LiquidKid]

As a life long California resident(currently trying to find a new state to flee to as this place gets worse by the week)
I have seen many disputes similar to this with the courts, and I’ve known multiple people who have done every assortment of time in jail and prison.

It’s highly unlikely Ralph will get locked up. I could be wrong, but I just see him getting a fine. The only way this goes south is if the judge gets pissed that he forced May to lie, but even that’s unlikely,

 

[northstar747]

Comedy option ralph gets 5 days of house arrest AT DICKS HOUSE!!!

but no honestly ralph will get hospitalized with benzo withdraw

EDIT: also any kiwis gonna be in court room for this?

 

[Weird Ages]

Ok May, hear me out on this: if Ralph goes to jail you need a source of income or you and the kid will end up homeless in Mexico.

Put on the kid diddler hat and a pair of sunglasses and start streaming. You can read the prison letters, regale us with behind-the-scenes tales of your private life with the pig and listen to a bunch of text-to-speech superchats humiliating you.

I think everyone would love it and you'd probably make more money than Ralph did if you tell the jannies to chill it with the broom and mass-unban the ayyelawgs, which will henceforth be referred to as neigh-lawgs in your honor.
You can call the show Hemingways With the Horse, to keep with the cocktail theme

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who knows how many other times Meigh got Ralph talking about this on some form on communications application, so that it could be "accidentally" leaked and fuck Ralph in court.

You're thinking too much into it, these retards primarily communicate through discord/telegram because the only time he actually interacts with her is on camera. Otherwise he gets Xannied out and jerks it to BBC porn in his "studio" and passes out. They don't spend time together unless it's for a twitter picture, and they don't even communicate. It's so bizarre to me talking to a person you live with over an app.

 

[Null]

Put on the kid diddler hat and a pair of sunglasses and start streaming

may doing a ralph impression would be funny for one stream at least. shake the pill bottle, fill the beer glasses up with water and chug them, knock shit around off the table

 

[Nate Higgers]

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So the consequences will be:
- Ralph gets free xannies for 5 days
- Gets a teardrop tattoo
- Starts wearing a bandana on stream and talking about how he was in a prison gang

awwwww shit, time for the “Five Star Days in Jail” arc

 

[Quindoll]

Great another burden for the taxpayer. Nice

 

[Downsy Drone]

Fingers crossed for a rare Rozy W

 

[Muad'Dick]

I'd like to see him jailed again, but we all know thats not going to happen.

The fine is the better option. He's already on the bones of his ass financially, so another step closer to the gutter and more rash/retarded life decisions will be more entertaining.

 

[Rungle]

Obligitory: "HAHAHA HES GONMA BE RAPED BY NIGGERS IN JAIL" post

 

[Slur Generator]

I want him to end up in jail just so Null will change his "special interest"

 

[1812 LOL]

HAHAHA HES GONMA BE RAPED BY NIGGERS IN JAIL