Soooo... in the unlikely event that Ralph actually tries shit, does he think his Gunt can stop bullets or that he can’t get any more fucked up after the Portugal beating? Because neither one is true, I’d just like to say. I only say this because I want you to continue to produce corn, Ralph, but to drop the kayfabe you might legitimately die if you try that. If not by Rekieta/Jim&Jade/Gator, then by the randos on the street you’re going to come up on as fat fucker with a broken face and screech at about a valued member of the community being... disloyal? What the fuck are you even supposed to be interviewing people about, what have they done other than pissing you off?