🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votos: 600 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votos: 1,305 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votos: 518 21.4%

  • Total de votantes
    2,423
He could buy a stolen one from some hood rat. Of course, he might be afraid of those because the last time he tried to do biz with them they pushed his shit in super hard.

He was also probably drunk and running his fat mouth, probably insulting people.

Would be ironic if the moment he didn't insult someone it turned out to be an undercover cop
 
Tik-tok creates the ralph challenge where you ruin your internet presence and life as quick as possible
"okay this this Greg from justice for saint Floyd here doing the gunt challenge to raise awareness for black history month, in 3, 2, 1... NIGGER!!!"

"Well I tried my best guys but I couldn't quite beat ethan. Maybe next time, don't forget to sub and smash that like button, ring that bell and donate to my patreon, check out my wife's bulls amazon wishlist and have a happy holidays."
 
Something that strikes me as odd about Ralph’s “Fear” article.
Why is he so bent out of shape about name changing? People do it all the good damn time for several reasons. I’ve never understood why whatever name our parents decided for us needs to be seen as the only “real name” we can ever have.
And Jim certainly seems to not care that he used his free marriage name change to change his last name, a bit of a faggy thing modern couples do to be trendy, but still valid.
Idk, maybe this is random sperging on my part, but something tells me Ralph is insecure about someone changing their name for a reason. Is it because his children will drop the Ralph name, if they ever have it? Did he want to change it but felt like he couldn’t because he made it a brand?
Who the hell knows
 
"okay this this Greg from justice for saint Floyd here doing the gunt challenge to raise awareness for black history month, in 3, 2, 1... NIGGER!!!"

"Well I tried my best guys but I couldn't quite beat ethan. Maybe next time, don't forget to sub and smash that like button, ring that bell and donate to my patreon, check out my wife's bulls amazon wishlist and have a happy holidays."
I prepared a festive carol for this holiday season

 
Ever notice how Jim hasn't said even a single mean thing about Meigh, even after Ralph repeatedly threw shit at Jade? Notice how Jim hasn't gone after Ralph's mom or brother despite Ralph constantly shitting on Jim for his poor health and possible cancer?

That's the difference between the two of them, and that's why Jim's liked way more than Ralph, among other things. Jim has only ever concentrated his mockery on Ralph himself. Not Meigh, not Faith, not Xander, not his future daughter, not his deceased mother or disabled brother.

Meanwhile, Ralph constantly goes below the belt because that's how high he can reach.
 
Something that strikes me as odd about Ralph’s “Fear” article.
Why is he so bent out of shape about name changing? People do it all the good damn time for several reasons. I’ve never understood why whatever name our parents decided for us needs to be seen as the only “real name” we can ever have.
And Jim certainly seems to not care that he used his free marriage name change to change his last name, a bit of a faggy thing modern couples do to be trendy, but still valid.
Idk, maybe this is random sperging on my part, but something tells me Ralph is insecure about someone changing their name for a reason. Is it because his children will drop the Ralph name, if they ever have it? Did he want to change it but felt like he couldn’t because he made it a brand?
Who the hell knows
I don't think it's that deep, I think it's just Ralph grasping at straws in a tard rage. Right now Jim could say he likes bananas and Ralph would come out saying "I hear that Jim likes them bananas, the gayest fruit of them all!"
 
Lmfao I was fucjing right Riley confirmed it, Ralph's depressed from a logging and he hates his audience is a bunch of teenage racists who won't let him talk positively about black people he likes.

Also lol at Ralph's mom acreaming in pain only for ralph to yell her down and apologize to guests for her agony and rudeness lol
 
Something that strikes me as odd about Ralph’s “Fear” article.
Why is he so bent out of shape about name changing? People do it all the good damn time for several reasons. I’ve never understood why whatever name our parents decided for us needs to be seen as the only “real name” we can ever have.
And Jim certainly seems to not care that he used his free marriage name change to change his last name, a bit of a faggy thing modern couples do to be trendy, but still valid.
Idk, maybe this is random sperging on my part, but something tells me Ralph is insecure about someone changing their name for a reason. Is it because his children will drop the Ralph name, if they ever have it? Did he want to change it but felt like he couldn’t because he made it a brand?
Who the hell knows
I assume that his last name is the only thing Ronnie ever gave him. It seems like a pride/insecurity thing. His Daddy gave him that name! He may have left, but he still has his daddy's name to hang onto!
 
Lmfao I was fucjing right Riley confirmed it, Ralph's depressed from a logging and he hates his audience is a bunch of teenage racists who won't let him talk positively about black people he likes.

Also lol at Ralph's mom acreaming in pain only for ralph to yell her down and apologize to guests for her agony and rudeness lol
Clip or link? I don't feel like dredging through Riley's content
 
I assume that his last name is the only thing Ronnie ever gave him. It seems like a pride/insecurity thing. His Daddy gave him that name! He may have left, but he still has his daddy's name to hang onto!
Then why the delay on giving that precious last name to his own wife and children?
 
I don't think it's that deep, I think it's just Ralph grasping at straws in a tard rage. Right now Jim could say he likes bananas and Ralph would come out saying "I hear that Jim likes them bananas, the gayest fruit of them all!"
You know who else liked them bananas? AmazingAthiest!
Coincidence? I think not.

Yeah I totally see that

I assume that his last name is the only thing Ronnie ever gave him. It seems like a pride/insecurity thing. His Daddy gave him that name! He may have left, but he still has his daddy's name to hang onto!

What a weird thing to hold onto. I know plenty of people who drop their Father’s name because they left
 
I know nothing about US law but am curious. If as Ralph mentioned he was to “pay a visit” to Gator’s neck of the woods and act in his usual douchey manner wouldn’t that breach his probation conditions?

He’s shown intent by sperging and making threats all over his cry-blog, if Gator were to call the police stating he felt threatened would that be enough to see Ralph hauled off to jail?
Ralph isn't under probation. A mere call to the police about him wont revoke the suspended sentence. He would actually have to commit a crime, and when someone threatens you, you have to actually be threatened for that to be a crime, Gator isn't actually threated by Ralph, obviously.
 
Then why the delay on giving that precious last name to his own wife and children?
He doesn't give a shit about his horse, and the baby will have his name either way because of the trad larp they've got going.

What a weird thing to hold onto. I know plenty of people who drop their Father’s name because they left
I think it can go a few ways. Better adjusted people either don't care or they distance themselves from the name. Ralph strikes me as the insecure little boy who worships his shitty dad, and constantly seeks his approval. Plus there's the (fake) traditional southern man "muh heritage" shit.
 
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