🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votos: 600 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votos: 1,305 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votos: 518 21.4%

  • Total de votantes
    2,423
That's when I got into the Killstream and THIS wonderful place. He used to actively boast about being the most roasted person on his show. He would talk about jail, the pillstream etc.
I remember that. I honestly think I've said it on here before, but I remember a time where Ralph wasn't just white trash. He was OUR white trash. Yeah, he wasn't shit, and probably wasn't going to amount to anything, but he knew it in a way that didn't make himself seem like an asshole.

Now he's eating shit out of assholes, and getting his skull fractured in Portugal.
 
Ralph is posting Google maps to what he claims is where he picked up Gator to drive him to Knoxville.
These levels of homosexuality should be physically impossible.
Instead, Ralph will be greeted by Julian Jani asking if needs a ladder to reach the Makers Mark on the shelf.
Ralph will shriek in his girly gay Karen voice that he DEMANDS to speak to the MANAGER.

And the employee will be confused, not understanding where the munchkin voice is coming from, until he leans down to see the gay midget seething and coping a couple feet beneath his field of view.
More like "American passenger dies after his brain explodes from his eyes on international flight. Two fellow passengers injured by bone fragments at high velocity. Authorities are not ruling out a possible terrorist attempt."
Lmao I wouldn't worry about the brains part. If brains were literally dynamite this fat retard wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
 
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Dax is already half way to dumping the Gunt. Gunt and Meigh are both fucking insane, so a messy break up is inevitable. Then we just need Fuentes to disavow, and Gunt will be truly alone save for literal whos no one outside of Ralph's audience has heard of like Mersh.
The locked on certainty of this statement almost makes me feel sad for the fat bastard. Fate is real.
 
Ethan Ralph is such a fuck up he gives Memphis a bad name.
And that's impressive because he isn't even from Memphis, despite his tiny penis being known as the Memphis Micro. Memphis is a pretty shithole city but has a relatively rich history as shithole cities go. Ralph is from West Memphis, not in Tennessee, but Arkansas, and is an unholy shithole by all measures. It is literally Hell on Earth. It shits out people like Ralph.

As an example of how absolutely shit this trash hive is, its most famous inhabitants are probably the West Memphis Three, and their main accomplishment was probably not murdering a small child in a rape/Satan orgy. Some other West Memphis denizen did that.
 
I went to sleep and wake up to 20+ new pages of absolute spergery, and due to work i have no time reading all of it. Please, someone give me a qrd.
The entire internet made fun of Ralph, from Vtubers to commentary community. Ralph also faked a text message saying it was from Andys sister asking if he wanted to meet her at some address.
 
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