🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votos: 600 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votos: 1,305 53.9%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votos: 518 21.4%

  • Total de votantes
    2,423
Gunts ego is on life support right now. He's already lashing out at the chat lool.
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This is the LONG AWAITED sequel of Total Eclipse of the Shart.

I'm holding out for a janny
Parody of I'm holding out for a hero
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
Where have my good friends gone
Where all the mods
Disavowed and pilled
out I need a few good gunt guards
Isn't there a paypig who can ride my firey steed
Late at night I holler and I turn to hold in my endless seethe!

(Chorus)
I need a janny
I'm holding out for a janny
To sweep up the chat
He's gotta he quick and will do it For free and help with every spat
I need a janny!
I'm holding out for a Janny
Who tell me im big bone rather than fat
He's gotta say that it's not true that I just stretch my leg it wasn't a shart!
(It wasn't a shart)

(Verse 2)
Somewhere after midnight
I found a Portuguese teen I
walked to her asking for service but 4 men start beating me!
Beaten and bruised the docs gave me a abundance of pills!
Its gonna take a SuperJanny to secure the show that I built!

(Chorus)
I need a janny
I'm holding out for a janny To sweep the chat
He's gotta he quick and will do it For free and help with every spat I need a janny!
I'm holding out for a Janny
Who tell me im big bone rather than fat
He's gotta so say that it's to not true that I stretch my leg it wasn't a shart! It wasn't a shart I need a janny!
To sweep up the chat!

(Bridge)
Write a article without mention my daddy jim's name!
Now Jeremy's grifting skillsis a shame!
All you damn alogs is sucking my fame!
But there's always a simp ready to serve Happy to lick off my crease!
I can feel his sweeping like a fire with swift Maneuver

((LIKE A FIRE
LIKE A FIRE LIKE A FIRE
LIKE A FIRE
LIKE A FIRE
LIKE A FIRE
LIKE A FIRE)


(Chorus)
I need a janny
I'm holding out for a janny
To sweep up the chat
He's gotta he quick and will do it For free
and help with every spat
I need a janny!
I'm holding out for a Janny
Who tell me im big bone rather than than
He's gotta say that it's not true that I just stretch my leg it wasn't a shart!
I need a janny
I'm holding out for a janny
To sweep up the chat
He's gotta he quick and will do it For free
and help with every spat
I need a janny!
I'm holding out for a Janny
Who tell me im big bone rather than fat He's gotta say that it's not true that I just stretch my leg it wasn't a shart!

 
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