🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

by the pics, she´s pretty chubby, just take your eyes off the tits. That being said, she´s a model next to Nora, the other asian fatso.

She's not at all. She's definitely not even towards being fat.

Ralph claiming he's making the people sniping him wait (whilst they all make way more money than him) then pretending it was actually tech issues when they all laugh at him for it lol

 

[Popper Whiting]

Fucking eye of the tiger. This is as bad as Sargon's Billy Joel

 

[JustStopDude]

AND WE ARE LIVE!!!

 

[Slimy Time]

And here we go. Eye of the Tiger is playing. 5 bucks on him not showing his face and getting pissy that people call him out on not turning on a face cam.

 

[Admiral Piett]

This fucking guy actually using Eye of the Tiger! :

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I just love the juxtaposition of Ralph's incessant "totally not mad" sperg-out potshot tweets with Jim barely doing anything, all after a couple lighthearted jokes.

 

[JustStopDude]

Holy shit he sounds high as fuck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why is he skipping around in the song?

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

People tend to forget that before it was popular to be anti-vax/anti-lockdown on /pol/ that people on the board thought this was going to be an apocalyptic plague that would kill everyone (late 2019). I'd bet good money that if someone checked Killstream footage from back then that you could find plenty of footage of Ethan talking about the wuhan coronavirus and how dangerous he assumed it would be

I wish I could poz(rate) this 50 times. Everybody forgets what the covid narrative online was like before the paranoia and lockdowns set in. Ralph seems to regurgitate a Chan/RW twitter diet on his show, so I'd be surprised if there wasn't coof and coronachan memes in his streams from that era. He's definitely culturally downstream from Jim.

 

[Popper Whiting]

There are browser extensions that bring back the dislike count.

 

[Desktop User2]

LMAO he doesn´t know how to end the music, it´s looping and jumping. What a shitshow already.

 

[Berb]

RALPHAMALES ASSEMBLE

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

eye of the nigger

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

lmao he's gonna do Tonka's bit of playing music for a solid half hour before streaming ain't he?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

If there is one absolutely universal trait of lolcows, it is that they are all entirely unable to take a joke at their expense, even a minor, harmless one. They chimp out hard and don't even understand people are poking them literally because they're so easy to rile.

This is true, but using it as an example of manhood is just so bizarrely wrong. I am a Kiwifarms-posting woman with a white slimline telephone and a full set of Royal Doulton and even I understand male social dynamics better than Ralph.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

oh god, his chat is goddam awful...

I legit feel dumber just from reading it.
There are some gold pieces from ayy-lawgs though.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

It's incredible Ralph feels it's remotely appropriate to compare himself to Ric Flair.

 

[Slimy Time]

Is this stream just going to be him playing his Spotify list? Because we are now on Stranglehold.

 

[Retink]

This is going to be a guntastrophe.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Fucking hell, he sounds so doped up.